Exit Interviews (for TNC 1x2)

[FGA Office]

Catch up with your favorite 3GW stars during the Exit Interviews! Get their thoughts on the latest news, their opponents, and other backstage happenings right here, only on AxxessNet!

[FGA Office]

Jordan Cain: You know, Mr. Harrington, I feel bad for Jaelynn. Two shows, two tough losses. She’s got a ton of potential. But I don’t want to see the poor girl down in the dumps. We need to lift up her spirits. So do me a favor. You know that hot new club that opening in downtown LA on Saturday?

Lindsay Harrington: Yeah?

Jordan Cain: Make sure she’s on the VIP list. I want her to have a good time. I’m sure a party girl like her would appreciate that. Oh, and the Dodgers? They have their first home playoff game on Monday, right?

Lindsay Harrington: Yes.

Jordan cain: Make sure Jae’s got seats to the game. I’m talking good seats, too!

Lindsay Harrington: You got it.

(The Mayor of Hollywood and his assistant continue walking the backstage hals of Center Stage Arena until they're stopped by Amanda Johnson.)

Amanda Johnson: With me right now is the Mayor of Hollywood, Jordan Cain. Mr. Cain, just a few minutes ago, we saw Shintaro Majima defeat Jensen Banks for the 15 Championship.

Jordan Cain: That was a pretty good main event, wasn't it? It was almost like I was the brains behind putting that match tonight. Oh yah, that’s right, I did! I gave those two a match that they were robbed of having months ago. One man walked out the winner. The other walked out the loser and boy, is Walczak feeling like a loser right now. Is that 0 and 2 now in a 3GW ring? Can you math, Ms. Johnson, because I know I can.

(Cain chuckles, but Johnson isn’t in a laughing mood.)

Jordan Cain: Ya know Mr. Walczak, you complain to me about how LDFC talent was being pushed to the side, they deserved the main event, blah blah blah. Well lookey here, I gave you your chance and you blew it. You choked. I guess the rumors were true. You really aren’t as good as your stage name makes you out to be.

What was it that he was mentioning to me before about a paid per appearance contract? Well guess what Mr. Walczak? I don’t feel like paying to see your face anymore. In other words, bye bye….so long….see ya later….adios….ciao, babe. Jensen Walczak? He’s done, Amanda. D-O-N-E done, finito. He thinks he can go anywhere and be a star? Well I would just loooooove to see him try. Please, Mr. Walczak, try and prove me wrong. But when he’s not the star that he thinks he is, he’ll be back. They alllllways come back and when he does, I’ll have a job for him.

I have always wanted my own water boy. Hee hee hee…

Amanda Johnson: Well with all due respect, Mr. Cain, it appeared that Jensen Banks would have won the match if it weren’t for Prince MacRear.

Jordan Cain: You know what? You do bring up a good point. I should try and lay down the law. Now what would be a good punishment for Mr. MacRear. Let me think here.

(Jordan racks his brain before coming up with an idea. He claps his hands)

Jordan Cain: I’ve got it! Mr. MacRear, you inserted yourself into tonight’s main event. A main event that you weren’t even apart of. So I feel that as the Mayor of Hollywood, I need to make an example out of you. As much as I hate to do this, I’ve got to bring the hammer down on you. So your punishment, MacRear…...is being entered into the RED CARPET RUMBLE!

Amanda Johnson: Wait a second! That doesn’t sound like punishment. That sounds like a reward!

Jordan Cain: Wow. You know what? YOU’RE RIGHT!

(Jordan breaks out into a fit of laughter)

Amanda Johnson: Mr. Cain, don’t you think that’s a bit unfair?

Jordan Cain: Sweetie pie, who said life was fair?

Amanda Johnson: Very well…. Speaking of MacRear, he took on Peaches tonight and was victorious.

Jordan cain: He was, wasn’t he? I would like to thank MacRear for a job well done. Not only did he help rid 3GW of one nasty, but he defeated another in the ring. I like to promote a safe work environment and that was clearly not the case out there tonight. Peaches, what in the world is the matter with you!? That disgusting funk is still clinging to my nose hairs!!! So I can only imagine that our sweet prince, the Sultan of Selfies, is somewhere deeply submerged in an oatmeal bath so he can try to wash all the funk off his body. Peaches, until you can learn some proper hygiene, you’re being kept off the shows. Dan Herrera might let you walk around your house smelling like five different types of ass. But not on my watch, honey!

Amanda Johnson: Speaking of unsafe work conditions, can you tell us about Gabi Beltran?

Jordan Cain: ……….I have no idea what you’re referring to…...

Amanda Johnson: The woman who was stopped by security before the show even aired?

Jordan cain: Oooooooh, you mean her? Nah, she’s perfectly harmless. Listen, I understand that she can be a bit much.

Amanda Johnson: A bit much?

Jordan Cain: Okay! Okay Okay! So she’s a lot much! But just be calm and relax. She didn’t mean anyone any harm. She’s just a bit…..um…..socially….weak.

Amanda Johnson: “A bit socially weak.” That’s certainly one way to put it. Another topic I want to bring up tonight is you and Terrence Tillman.

Jordan Cain: Oh yah, Terrence Tillman and his Terrible ‘Tude! Like, what the heck, bro? Ya know, what’s with the ‘tude of these guys? MacRear never gave me a ‘tude? Becker Gaines never gave me a ‘tude. I try to reach out to Tillman. I want to make him a star. Yet he comes back at me and acts all bent out of shape. He’s acting like I said #AllLivesMatter or something. But I'll say this: Even though I should throw him to the wolves after the disrespect he showed me, I’m willing to put personal feelings to the side in favor of good business. At the end of the day, I’m not a petty man. I am a businessman and Terrence Tillman, his Terrilbe ‘Tude aside, is good business. Sooooo, here’s what I’m gonna do. He thinks he doesn’t need my help? He thinks he’s ready for primetime? Well I’m gonna give him his shot. The same way I gave Jensen Walczak his shot. In two weeks on Thursday Night Challenge, Shintaro Majima will defend his newly won 15 Championship against Terrence Tillman.

Mr. Majima. Tillman told me that he is going to make everyone that he steps into the ring with his bitch. So I ask you……..are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna come to the show in two weeks and be our 15 Champion? Or are you gonna be Tillman’s bitch?Those were his words, by the way!

Amanda Johnson: Something tells me you’re looking forward to that one.

Jordan Cain: Like you wouldn’t believe.

Amanda Johnson: Just one more bit of business. After Susan Kent’s win tonight, a woman by the name of Kendra Hollis approached.

(The name causes Jordan’s eyes to widen. He turns to Lindsay Harrington)

Jordan Cain: Who let that witch in here?

Lindsay Harrington: I don’t know.

Amanda Johnson: You mean you actually know her?

Jordan Cain: Yeah I know her. But believe me when I tell you that she’s not a Star Maker. She’s a Star Stealer! SECURITY!