There is no "I" in Threesome
Nov 15, 2015 7:34:14 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 7:34:14 GMT -5
“Okay, I don't want you to take this wrong way but...” Heather Chalmers began as she sat on Kellen's lap in the living room of the frat house he was currently staying at.
“But what, babe?” Kellen asked quickly trading saliva with her for a few seconds. “I got this huge match coming up and there is no time for beating around the bush. You wanted a little make-out time and I am giving it to you but I got to head back to the gym soon.”
“That is actually what I wanted to talk to you about.” Chalmers snuggled up closer to him in her pink sweater. “Heather and I were talking and we both admire how hard you have been working to make sure you are in the best shape possible for this match; how you are ready for anything at 3rd Strike. While we know you are doing it because you understand what you want in life, we thought we would give you one more incentive if you were to bring the title home.”
“What is it?' he asked with an excited expression. “Are you going to Cavemen back on the air? Or are you finally going to send ABC that script for the television show starring Progressive's Flo that I wrote.”
“No ...mostly because the whole thing is just one massive sex scene ...that features Flo.” She paused before giving him a peck on the cheek. “No, remember that thing that you keep wanting to do with us but so far we have been hesitant to do because it isn't really fair that you are essentially cheating on both of us while feigning commitment?”
“Um ...what?” The words she was using was maybe a bit too big.
“You know, how you keep wanting us to do something with you at the same time, but we keep telling you no.”
“OOOOOHHHH ...that thing.” A sly smile was beginning to form on his face.
“Yes, if you win the title, you get to do 'that thing' to us at the same time.” She kissed him on the lip before he threw her off of him. “Where are you going?”
“I am going outside to cut one more promo ...and then I am going to the gym.” He grabbed his jacket as he headed to the door. He looked back toward her. “For all that is good in the world, for my future, for this company, and for these INSANE blue balls I have now, I must win this match.”
“But what, babe?” Kellen asked quickly trading saliva with her for a few seconds. “I got this huge match coming up and there is no time for beating around the bush. You wanted a little make-out time and I am giving it to you but I got to head back to the gym soon.”
“That is actually what I wanted to talk to you about.” Chalmers snuggled up closer to him in her pink sweater. “Heather and I were talking and we both admire how hard you have been working to make sure you are in the best shape possible for this match; how you are ready for anything at 3rd Strike. While we know you are doing it because you understand what you want in life, we thought we would give you one more incentive if you were to bring the title home.”
“What is it?' he asked with an excited expression. “Are you going to Cavemen back on the air? Or are you finally going to send ABC that script for the television show starring Progressive's Flo that I wrote.”
“No ...mostly because the whole thing is just one massive sex scene ...that features Flo.” She paused before giving him a peck on the cheek. “No, remember that thing that you keep wanting to do with us but so far we have been hesitant to do because it isn't really fair that you are essentially cheating on both of us while feigning commitment?”
“Um ...what?” The words she was using was maybe a bit too big.
“You know, how you keep wanting us to do something with you at the same time, but we keep telling you no.”
“OOOOOHHHH ...that thing.” A sly smile was beginning to form on his face.
“Yes, if you win the title, you get to do 'that thing' to us at the same time.” She kissed him on the lip before he threw her off of him. “Where are you going?”
“I am going outside to cut one more promo ...and then I am going to the gym.” He grabbed his jacket as he headed to the door. He looked back toward her. “For all that is good in the world, for my future, for this company, and for these INSANE blue balls I have now, I must win this match.”