~| A Starr Is Born |~

[superstarr]

MY HOLLYWOOD presents a FRONTIER production “SUPER” BENNY STARR in
'A STARR IS BORN' with JUSTICE YOUNG and CERISE STARR
written by MR. SHARP produced by FRONTIER GRAPPLING ARTS

SCENE ONE: HALLWAY (INT) - EVENING

The scene opens up to the backstage area ready for tonight's DVD taping. The hallway is plan and narrow. A layer of thick, white paint hangs effortlessly from the walls in an attempt to conceal the cracks. The camera shows the concrete flooring. Moments later, two white boots come into focus with a hot pink star symbol on the back. Slowly moving upwards, a shot of black trunks can be seen bearing the word “superstarr”, written in an elegant, pink font. Following this, a bald head is shown from behind; the light bouncing off like over-polished silver.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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So this is the place? I've been in some dumps in my time, but this takes the biscuit.[/center]

Booms the Californian accent of the figure. The camera spins around the head, unveiling Frontier's newest Fighter, “Super” Benny Starr. He stands with an overwhelming amount of undeserved pride and his hands placed firmly on his curved hips. He is then approached by Justice Young.

JUSTICE YOUNG
Mr. Starr?

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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Ah, about time. I'll have a chocolate-mocha-caffa-decaff-late. Two sugars.[/center]

JUSTICE YOUNG
I'm...

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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Actually, better make it just one sugar. [/center]

He interrupts.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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You know what they say: “a moment on the lips, forever on these magnificently sculptured hips”.[/center]

JUSTICE YOUNG
Mr. Starr, I'm here to do an interview.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]Of course you are. Everybody who's anybody wants to get the chance to talk to “Mr. Hollywood”. Make it good, kid. The world will be watching.


The cameraman positions himself in line with the two men, setting what little equipment he has up in a speedy fashion. He raises his left hand, using it to count down from three before giving the signal to Justice.

JUSTICE YOUNG

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Justice Young. My guest at this time is one of the latest editions to our roster, “Super” Benny Starr. Now, you were scheduled in a match at Spring Breakage, but it was revealed that you were not available to compete. Why was that?

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]Did you see the card? If I wanted to waste my time with a bunch of nobodies, then I'd watch American Idol. I am the biggest superstarr this company has ever seen and...

CERISE STARR

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BEEEEENNNYYYYYYY![/center]

Yells the rough, drawn-out voice of Benny's wife, Cerise Starr from off the camera, causing Benny to let out a sigh, facepalming. He turns his attention to her.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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WHAT!?[/center]

CERISE STARR

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HAVE YOU SEEN MY LIPSTICK?[/center]

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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I'M DOING AN INTERVIEW![/center]

JUSTICE YOUNG
Well tonight you'll be making your official debut against Baby Bling and...

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]Hold on a minute? Baby what? I was told I was challenging for the Heavyweight Championship, not this douche. I mean... what kind of a name is that? He sounds like a gay porn star.

JUSTICE YOUNG
Well, he's...

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]Y'know what? I don't even care. I've been in this business far longer than anyone else on the roster and I've seen it all before. Lemme guess, raised on the streets... had a tough childhood... all that other stuff people say to try and think they're “badass”. People like that come and go... mainly go. I know his game. They're all about the rags to riches. They start off at the bottom, trying to get the sympathy vote to get noticed in the business so they can climb the ladder and make a name for themselves. It makes me sick. But where does it get them?


Benny stares at Justice, anticipating an answer.

JUSTICE YOUNG
I... erm...

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]I'll tell you where. NOWHERE! They always think they have a great deal more passion for wrestling than people like me because I was the product of a loving family and not some cheap one night stand. But, there's a reason they think that... jealousy. Whether they admit it or not, they want to be like me. They wouldn't be trying to climb the proverbial ladder if they didn't. And on the rare occasion that it happens they...

CERISE STARR

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I FOUND IT! IT WAS IN MY HANDBAG![/center]

Screams Cerise again.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]I DON'T CARE! IT WON'T MAKE YOU LOOK ANY LESS LIKE RONALD MCDONALD! Now where was I? Ah yes... if they actually manage to get where I am, they change. They're no longer a man of the people. Sure, they may still think they're Jenny-from-the-block, but they're not. You don't see these people doing anything different from what I'm doing. The only difference is... I do it better.

JUSTICE YOUNG
So do you think your first match here is gonna be successful?

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

[/b][/center]Of course it is. Like everyone else in the world, you know who I am and you know what I can do... what I have done. I've been in one of the biggest companies in the world and now I'm here in one of the smallest. But I know first hand, that size doesn't matter. Baby Bling can do all the clawing and scratching he wants and maybe one day he'll be a huge star in FGA... but there is only one Superstarr and you're looking right at him.


Justin is getting ready to close the interview, but once more he is interrupted by Benny, who steps into full view of the camera; his piercing, blue eyes staring directly into the lens.

”SUPER” BENNY STARR

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And that's 'S', 'T', 'A', 'Double-R' and the extra 'R' is for 'ravishing'.[/center]

At this point, Benny takes a step back, allowing the viewers to get a glimpse of his body. He gives a quick wink and without saying a word, he arrogantly strolls of the set as the scene fades out to black.