Triple T's Apex Championship PSA

[Top Tier Terry]

The camera fades in on a shot of Triple T sitting on a couch with a plush stuffed dog on his lap. He has a sad look on his face as he begins to talk. 

TRIPLE T: Hello. My name is Terrence Tillman. You may know me from such matches as last week’s Pride match against Severine Leslie where she became the first victim of the Terrific Kick. Or maybe some of the more comical promos that I have done for LDFC. But today I want to talk to you all about something serious…The Apex Championship and who will be its first representative.

Suddenly the screen fades and “Arms of an Angel by Sara Mclachlan starts to play. Slow motion shots of Nest and Laura Seville walking to the ring play as Triple T speaks again. 

TRIPLE T (voice over): Now there are some that could hold this title with pride and dignity…

(Fade to Darwin standing in the ring with a scowl on his face then cutting to a compilation of babies crying.) 

TRIPLE T (voice over): Then there are those…Those that would seek to use the belts status to do unspeakable things.

(Fade to Prince McRear taking selfies and twerking) 

TRIPLE T: Horrible…Horrible things…

(Cut to random people reacting to being sprayed in the face with pepper spray.) 

TRIPLE T: And others that will make the title as irrelevant as themselves.

(Fade to shots of Athanasios Giannapoulos wresting in various matches then cutting to clips of people and animals falling asleep.)

 

TRIPLE T: And don’t even get me started on these two…

(Fade to various shots of Nem and Brody Watts followed but clips of people hiding their faces in horror and a man setting himself on fire and jumping out a window.) 

TRIPLE T: But there is hope! One man that can be the champion you want AND deserve.

(Slow motion shots of Triple T walking to the ring.) 

TRIPLE T: A man that has tasted defeat…

(Shots of Triple T on the bad end of moves by Darwin and McRear) 

TRIPLE T: But has come back triumphant…

(Shots of Triple T getting his hand raised in victory.) 

TRIPLE T: He makes you laugh…

(Slow motion clips of some of Triple T’s funnier promos) 

TRIPLE T: He has captured the imagination of the LDFC.

(Various shots of Triple T wrestling and hitting signature moves.) 

TRIPLE T: A pillar of the community…

(Shots of Triple T doing everything from saving a cat from a tree, stopping a bank robbery using his Terrific Kick, giving a lecture at a college…all in his wrestling gear.) 

TRIPLE T: And an all-around great guy.

(Shot of Triple T smiling, and doing the “wink and the gun” motion to the camera.Fade back to “live” shot of Triple T
) 

TRIPLE T: Folks, the first ever Apex championship need to go to the one man that has defined what the LDFC is all about. And I’m going to go everything I can to be that champion. With your support we will usher in a new era. The Terrific Era. And everyone gets a puppy…wait what?

(Suddenly a record scratch noise is heard as the music stops. Tillman’s twin nieces pop up from behind the couch he is sitting on giggling.) 

TRIPLE T: What did I tell you about messing with the queue cards? We can’t give everyone puppies and…hey is that my Noelle Smith action figure you are playing with? I had that custom made!

(Triple T jumps off the couch and chases the girls out of the room) 

Fade to Black