Out Of Katie's Head (Katherine Kensington Debut RP)
May 1, 2015 12:13:07 GMT -5
Post by British Body Shotz on May 1, 2015 12:13:07 GMT -5
Really, Katherine! You are attempting this again, you silly girl? Have you not learned your lesson yet? You simply do not have the right profile for this sort of thing! Your character is best suited for running a flower shop, or dressing horses - not making a spectacle of yourself rough-housing about in public! Mummy and Daddy are right to be livid!
Well, there is no turning back now, I suppose – but really, what on Earth has possessed you, Katherine Elizabeth? A co-ed academy? A young lady of your standing, sparring against men?! Outrageous! Inconceivable! Were Mummy and Daddy just a bit sterner, you would...
'Miss Kensington?'
Oh, marvellous. You are aware she wants to interview you...? Oh, you are not prepared to give an interview? Well, that is a shame, my dear – you have made your bed, now you must lie in it.
'Erm...yes. Hello. I am her. Miss Kensington. Katherine.'
Remarkable, Katherine. Such breathtaking presence!
'How may I help?'
'We would like your thoughts on your upcoming debut match...?'
Gasp! What an utterly unexpected development!
'My thoughts? I...oh, goodness, I must admit I was not prepared for this!'
Outstanding, Katherine. Magnificent first impression. I expect you will be touted for World Championship contention within the hour!
'Anyway, yes...my bout. Against Katie. Clarke, that is. Not myself. It would be physically impossible for me to face myself...'
Tread carefully, Katherine. You are one step away from embarrassing yourself beyond repair.
'But yes, Katie. Clarke. Oh dear, this could become rather confusing, couldn't it? The announce team should have a frightfully hard time of it if they do not come up with some way to distinguish between us!'
...you won't be swayed, will you? Very well. I shan't speak up anymore. If you are dead set on embarrassing yourself, so be it.
'Oh, silly me! Of course they shall be able to tell us apart! I do suspect someone in the Lion's Den marketing department has a bit of a sense of humour, though...or perhaps they wanted a marketable hashtag! #KatieVersusKatie is rather effective...they should have no problem at all getting it trending!
Oh dear. I got sidetracked again. You must bear with me, I am the silliest person! This is not about Twitter hashtags at all – it is about grappling! And I am rather looking forward to our bout, Katie dear. You and I have more in common than just a first name - we are both relatively inexperienced girls looking to perfect our skills. I suppose I do have a few appearances to my name, but do not mistake me for some sort of veteran. I am an absolute beginner! If anything, I should be the one asking you not to hurt me too awfully! I suspect you wouldn't, though, would you, dear? You strike me as kind and reasonable – not to mention absolutely stunning! The mere thought of blemishing that gorgeous face of yours is absolutely heart-wrenching, but what can one do...!
Oh, but I do waffle on! I should wrap this up. In conclusion, I will say this: Katie, I hope we have a fair and competitive encounter – and may the best woman win!'
Are you quite done? ...Good. You are aware you were being filmed? You had better hope the whole thing does not go viral tomorrow!
Oh well. What's done is done. Now to return home, open a nice bottle of wine, get caught up on Pretty Little Liars, and try not to think of the mauling we shall receive in two weeks.
...a grappling academy! Honestly!'
Well, there is no turning back now, I suppose – but really, what on Earth has possessed you, Katherine Elizabeth? A co-ed academy? A young lady of your standing, sparring against men?! Outrageous! Inconceivable! Were Mummy and Daddy just a bit sterner, you would...
'Miss Kensington?'
Oh, marvellous. You are aware she wants to interview you...? Oh, you are not prepared to give an interview? Well, that is a shame, my dear – you have made your bed, now you must lie in it.
'Erm...yes. Hello. I am her. Miss Kensington. Katherine.'
Remarkable, Katherine. Such breathtaking presence!
'How may I help?'
'We would like your thoughts on your upcoming debut match...?'
Gasp! What an utterly unexpected development!
'My thoughts? I...oh, goodness, I must admit I was not prepared for this!'
Outstanding, Katherine. Magnificent first impression. I expect you will be touted for World Championship contention within the hour!
'Anyway, yes...my bout. Against Katie. Clarke, that is. Not myself. It would be physically impossible for me to face myself...'
Tread carefully, Katherine. You are one step away from embarrassing yourself beyond repair.
'But yes, Katie. Clarke. Oh dear, this could become rather confusing, couldn't it? The announce team should have a frightfully hard time of it if they do not come up with some way to distinguish between us!'
...you won't be swayed, will you? Very well. I shan't speak up anymore. If you are dead set on embarrassing yourself, so be it.
'Oh, silly me! Of course they shall be able to tell us apart! I do suspect someone in the Lion's Den marketing department has a bit of a sense of humour, though...or perhaps they wanted a marketable hashtag! #KatieVersusKatie is rather effective...they should have no problem at all getting it trending!
Oh dear. I got sidetracked again. You must bear with me, I am the silliest person! This is not about Twitter hashtags at all – it is about grappling! And I am rather looking forward to our bout, Katie dear. You and I have more in common than just a first name - we are both relatively inexperienced girls looking to perfect our skills. I suppose I do have a few appearances to my name, but do not mistake me for some sort of veteran. I am an absolute beginner! If anything, I should be the one asking you not to hurt me too awfully! I suspect you wouldn't, though, would you, dear? You strike me as kind and reasonable – not to mention absolutely stunning! The mere thought of blemishing that gorgeous face of yours is absolutely heart-wrenching, but what can one do...!
Oh, but I do waffle on! I should wrap this up. In conclusion, I will say this: Katie, I hope we have a fair and competitive encounter – and may the best woman win!'
Are you quite done? ...Good. You are aware you were being filmed? You had better hope the whole thing does not go viral tomorrow!
Oh well. What's done is done. Now to return home, open a nice bottle of wine, get caught up on Pretty Little Liars, and try not to think of the mauling we shall receive in two weeks.
...a grappling academy! Honestly!'
