Noooooope

[Laura Seville]

Scene opens up with Laura Seville inside the gym where the Lion's Den FC wrestlers work out in. She takes a sip from her Powerade bottle, and looks at the camera.

"So, what's up peeps?! My name is Laura Seville. Yeah, yeah, that totally awesome boxer from Foxy Boxing. Hehehe. But it's totally true! Haha... But I've got a cankering for professional wrestling. You probably know my sorella, Nicole Hamilton. She's a beast in Hard Knox Wrestling, so you knew I was influenced to do this! But I love it so far. Grappling, takedowns, and a lot more kicks. I love kicking people in the face. Can't do that in boxing. I think I will go far in wrestling. I really can see it. But anywho. So who am I facing. Oh, Parkera. Now Mr. Parkera. I gots to totally tell you something, bub."

She clears her throat.

"I read up about you. You traveled from New Zealand just to come compete here in America. Kudos to you, bub! But I heard men in New Zealand were cute though? You look like one of those woodsman that live in the woods waiting for a lost group to take them to your slaughterhouse. Almost seems upsetting. Almost scares me a little, but it's okay. But, heyyyyyyyy now. I'm not the one to judge anyone by the way they look. But I think you seriously need a brain scan or something. You seem to be forgetful the way you talk on twitter and stuff. Not remembering names and stuff like that. That's a no-no. How do you expect to remember what arena to come in if you forgot it? I don't wanna be in the ring a lone waiting for your grizzly adams butt to take forever to get here. 

You may have a huge ego on your shoulders already, and that's fine. I totally understand the ego. I mean, because going up against a girl in your first match has to be embarrassing, right? But before you go blabbing about that, don't you know there are soooooo many women in professional wrestling that are more successful than the male wrestlers? Name a few off. Uh, Cordy Stevenson. Cindy Parker. Annie Zellor. list goes on and on. So, before you come in thinking because you have a height, weight, and ugly face advantage; that you're gonna beat me, Mr. Grizzly. No, sirrey. I'm a boxer for one. We're trained to fight people bigger than us. And remember the old saying? The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And if it's my understanding. Didn't David win over Goliath? Didn't Jerry always outsmart Tom? Didn't Tweety Bird seem to always never get eaten by Sylvester? Uh huh. So will Parkera come in this match winning over wittle Laura Seville?

But, don't worry, Parkera. I'm not totally knocking you. Travelling from New Zealand to cut your teeth more into this sport in America? Good choice. So I'll give you kudos for that. Hopefully we can blow everyone away with our match. I know you're probably expecting a free victory. But if you do manage to get a victory, it won't be easy. I may be small. But I'm fast, athletic, and one of those rare girls that never give up. So let's make this night a memorable one, Parkera. Let's show all these awesome fans and even the main roster on FGA that one day we can make it to the top and become one of the best wrestlers ever! But until then. Ciao.

She then smiles, and blows a kiss to the camera and the scene fades.