Geoff Penzer: Wrestling fans, it’s all come down to this! Two months ago, we started with a field of 18 tag teams from all over! Now, we are finally down to two. From the Vertigo side of the bracket, we have Laurel Anne Hardy and Carina Eventide. On the Flashpoint side of the bracket, we have Anastasia Hayden and Lisa Seldon of The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad! One of these two teams will… wait just a minute. What are YOU doing out here?
The capacity crowd at the Spectrum Center boo the arrival of Stephy Auger. The color commentator cups her ear to the booing crowd while she makes her way around ringside. She then opens her arms out wide towards Geoff Penzer before making he way over towards him. Auger is given a chair from a ringside attendant. Once seated, she puts on the headset.
Stephy Auger: You’re welcome, Penzer! The pleasure is all yours.
Geoff Penzer: Stephy Auger, what are you even doing out here? You don’t even work here on Flashpoint. You’re a Vertigo commentator! Did you sneak in here with Valero?
Stephy Auger: Gee, it’s nice to see you, too, Penzer! The thing is is that I’ve spent the past two months watching Laurel Anne Hardy and Carina Eventide make their way through the Vertigo side of the bracket. So I figured, since they made it here to the finals, why not help you commentate the match?
Geoff Penzer: So you just walked into the building and thought that you could join me here on commentary?
Stephy Auger: Actually, your esteemed General Manager, Kayden Jade Jones, gave me the O-K to come out here. That KJ is something else, you know. She’s much better than that hack you used to have, Hadley Herrera. She also blows our idiot GM Jenevieve Geroux out of the water.
Geoff Penzer: Well I wouldn’t call Ms. Geroux an “idiot” and Ms. Herrera was far from a “hack.” But Ms. Jones is a great GM, I agree. So, since you’re here, give me your thoughts on this upcoming match.
Stephy Auger: I will be completely honest with you. I hope and pray that the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad win here tonight. Nothing, and I mean nothing, would make my day like seeing Laurel Anne Hardy lose here tonight.
Geoff Penzer: What exactly is your issue with Laurel Anne Hardy? I think she’s great.
Stephy Auger: That woman has called me a tosser! She’s questioned why I still have a job! She’s called me the worst person in wrestling. She even threatened to punch me, you know!
Geoff Penzer: Well, given all of the jabs you’ve taken at her over the years, how can you blame her for being upset?
Stephy Auger: She’s a professional. She needs to have thicker skin.
Geoff Penzer: Well, perhaps you could take heed of your own advice and be a little more professional yourself.
Stephy Auger: Excuse me?
Geoff Penzer: Look, I don’t want to get you more riled up than you already are. So let’s send it to the ring where Melanie Sierra is ready to give the ring intros to the finals of DDT3!
*DING! DING!! DING!!!*
Melanie Sierra: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Finals of the 2019 DYNAMIC DUOS TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT!
DYNAMIC DUOS TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT (FINALS)
Carina Eventide & Laurel Anne Hardy vs. The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad
The lights dim until the arena falls black. There’s an ominous hammerfall as "Destroy 2000 Years of Culture" by Atari Teenage Riot hits the ground running.
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IT'S A DEAD WORLD AND IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME TO CLEAR THINGS HERE!
ONE GENERATION FOLLOWS ANOTHER
BUT SOMETHING IN MY HEAD SAYS KEEP GOING
DON'T GIVE UP
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Lisa and Ana, a pair of Hellcats burst from the curtain amidst a swirling mass of red and purple spotlights. Ana steps forward, throwing up her weird, surfer dude hand gimmick. Lisa hangs back and leaves her to it. Ana chucks her mouthguard in and marches her way to the ring. Lisa saunters after.
Melanie Sierra: Introducing first, making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of 258 pounds! They are the team of Anastasia Hayden & Lisa Seldon, THE HELLCAT SPANGLED DEATH SQUAD!!!
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DESTROY 2000 YEARS OF CULTURE
DESTROY 2000 YEARS OF CULTURE
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Ana hops up onto the apron and throws another hand up to the crowd. She then steps through the ropes and gives up the floor. Lisa jumps to the apron in a single stride, leans back to shoot a wink down the camera barrel and then goes up and over the ropes into the ring. Ana has already taken her perch on the top buckle, arms folded, chewing her mouthguard idly. Lisa steps in front of her and leans back into the corner.
Geoff Penzer: The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad look ready to bring home those trophies, Stephy! The Hellcats beat the talented Canadian Chainsaw Massacre in the First Round. They beat last year’s runner ups, Best for Business, in the Quarterfinals. Then in the Semis, they defeated the Big Coffin Hunters! This is a team that’s battle tested, Stephy. We’ve seen them reach the pinnacles of both singles and tag team success elsewhere. Can they bring home those DDT3 trophies tonight?
Stephy Auger: You obviously know where I stand. But putting my bias aside, yes, they absolutely can. You’re looking at a pair of wrestles that have been World Champions in singles competition. We’ve seen them reach the top of the tag team division in places like Rose City and Union Battleground. You may not like some of the remarks they’ve made towards their competitors throughout this tournament. But look at the results. They’ve talked the talk and thus far, they've walked the walk.
As Tash Sultana's "Synergy" begins to rise, the lights dim... but not to complete darkness. The figures of Laurel Anne Hardy and Carina Eventide stride out, their attire and makeup glowing softly - sharp-eyed viewers may note the red streaks across their noses - and stand surveying the interior of the Spectrum Center.
Voice: Ladies and gentlemen... Carina Eventide and Laurel Anne Hardy proudly present to you... Crescendo.
They remain still for a moment. Between the darkness and their luminous sheen, it's hard to get a proper look at their faces - but as far as one can tell, they look totally emotionless. Slowly, glacially, they begin to move side by side... almost drifting, as impossible as that sounds, towards the ring. Cheering fans stretch out hands to greet them; Carina and Laurel return the gesture, albeit slowly, each reaching one arm out to allow the crowd to tag them. But neither woman takes her eyes off the ring, and feelings are gradually creeping into that impassive look they share - focus, confidence, determination.
Something else is changing - they're getting faster as they get closer, picking up the pace in time to the swells of the music. By the time the beat kicks in, they're walking with purpose and their eyes are sharpened with razor focus. Then, as the beat drops away for the vocal section, Laurel - in her third DDT3 final - drops to a knee and bows her head, eyes closed tight, right in front of the ring. Carina stands just behind her, resting a hand on the shoulder of the woman who invited her into this tournament. Those paying close enough attention might notice Laurel's hand press against the floor and tighten, her fingernails leaving small scratches.
Then the beat returns and Carina leapfrogs over Laurel onto the apron, and a moment later, Laurel dives between her legs and rolls to the centre of the ring. They both explode against opposite sets of ropes, that determination having risen all the way to a bloodthirsty war cry. They rush back to the middle and embrace like football players hyping one another up, then pound fists, then turn back and throw their arms out to lead the audience in a huge roar.
Geoff Penzer: This tournament has been a coming out party for Carina Eventide. With the help of the world renown Laurel Anne Hardy, Eventide’s style has been exposed to a larger audience. To Eventide’s credit, she hasn’t shied away from the bright lights. Thus far, she has excelled under those bright lights and has helped Hardy reach the Finals of the Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament. For Hardy, this will be her third opportunity to bring home those DDT3 trophies. In the first ever DDT3, the semifinals match between The UK Dragons and The Murder would determine the tournament winners after the other semifinals match ended in a No Contest. The following year, the #sparklebuddies were defeated by the Young Guns in the Finals. Two years later, Dragons Unleashed were defeated in the quarterfinals by Silk & Cyanide. She’s teamed with Wulf. She’s teamed with her brother. But she’s never been able to bring the title of DDT3 home. She’s a former two-time World Tag Team Champion here. But she’s never been able to win Dynamic Duos. Stephy, is this the year when it finally happens?
Stephy Auger: *sigh* It might. It just might. As much as I hate to admit it, it just might. You heard her say it herself. She’s not driven by shiny objects. She doesn’t let titles and accolades and achievements define her career. But this right here? This Dynamic Duos tournament. This means something to Laurel and we all know just how tough of an opponent she can be when she really wants something. If it was Leanne Evangelista teaming with Hardy tonight as opposed to Eventide, I would give Hardy some higher odds. But, it’s like you said, Eventide hasn’t shrunk under the pressure. So who knows.
Geoff Penzer: Hardy and Eventide have gone by many names during this tournament. Polyffoni Cósmica, The Mirror, Anima Mundi, Crescendo. If Hardy and Eventide get their way, you’ll only have to refer to them by one name at the end of the night: winners of the 2019 Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament.
The bell sounds as Hardy and Seldon will be starting things off for their respective teams. Both grapplers begin to make their way out of the respective corners. They then rush towards the center of the ring before locking up. After jockeying for position, Seldon moves Hardy across the ring before pressing her up against the ropes. Hardy tries to move Seldon back towards the center of the ring. But Seldon is able to push Hardy back up against the ropes. The referee quickly makes his way over and gives them both until the count of five to break it up.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
After collar-and-elbow is broken up, Seldon quickly places Hardy in a Muay Thai Clinch! Hardy tries her best to block. But Seldon is able to nail her with alternating knees to the face. The crowd cheers as Seldon continues to drive knee after after knee after knee into the face of Hardy. After the last knee connects, Hardy immediately drops down to all fours. The crowd gasps and cheers upon seeing Hardy in perfect position for The Man Opener (roundhouse kick to the side of the head of an opponent on all fours).
Geoff Penzer: Go ahead, Lisa. Knock her head right off!
Seldon throws out the kick… and misses when Hardy pushes herself away from Seldon, slipping out underneath the bottom rope and landing on the outside. Seldon makes her way over to the ropes when Hardy reaches back in and yanks her down to the mat. Hardy then yanks Seldon hard out of the ring, sending Seldon flying off the apron before hitting the ground with a thud! Hardy then takes a few steps back before running over and following up with a Rolling Thunder senton! The cheers continue as Seldon is pulled back up before being rolled back inside. Hardy quickly slides back in and makes the cover.
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Seldon kicks out.
Geoff Penzer: Early nearfall there for Hardy. She mentioned that her and Carina Eventide have gone up against teams in every round that had more experience than them, only t end up winning. What do you make of that?
Stephy Auger: She isn’t lying. I would love to say that she is. But she’s not lying. Though here’s thing thing, Penzer. Hardy and Carina? They haven’t been in the ring with a team like The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad.
Hardy takes Seldon, moves her into the corner and nails her with a Battlegrounds Uppercut (European Uppercut while using the other arm to push the opponent’s head down). Seldon gets rocked with another Battlegrounds Uppercut. Then a third! Seldon is then brought out of the corner before being whipped into the far ropes. When Seldon returns, she sees Hardy drop down to the prone position. So she hops over her before continuing to run the ropes. When Seldon comes back, Hardy pops back to her feet before leapfrogging over Seldon. Seldon continues to run the ropes. When Seldon comes back, her and Hardy continue to trade hip toss attempts across the ring before Hardy brings her to the mat with a Labai throw. Hardy pulls Seldon back to her feet before bringing her down with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex! The ref goes to make the count.
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Hardy bridges over, pulls Seldon back up and brings her down with another bridging Northern Lights Suplex!
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Hardy bridges over, pulls Seldon back up and delivers a third bridging Northern Lights Suplex! The ref drops back down for the count.
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The crowd cheers and applauds Hardy as she bridges over and pulls Seldon back up. But instead of delivering a fourth Northern Lights Suplex, she doubles Seldon over with a kick to the midsection. She then lifts Seldon up onto her shoulders for a powerbomb! Before Hardy can deliver the move, Seldon reaches out for the tag. Hayden then climbs up onto the middle ropes, reaches over the top rope and makes the tag! Hardy begins to make her way back towards the center of the ring to deliver the powerbomb when Seldon counters with a flurry of right hands to the top of the head. After Seldon drops down in front of Hardy, Hayden quickly pulls Hardy down from behind with a jumping neckbreaker! She makes the cover.
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Hardy kicks out.
Hayden takes Hardy and whips her into the ropes. When Hardy returns, Hayden scoops her up from the side before delivering a side slam backbreaker! She makes the cover.
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Hardy kicks out.
Hayden pulls Hardy back up before throwing her back down with a Snap Suplex. She then sits up Hardy before nailing her with a hard kick to the lower back! The crowd cheers when Hayden nails Hardy with another hard kick to the back! Hayden then unleashes a series of hard kicks to the back. Each kick knocks Hardy forward on the canvas. Hardy then slaps the canvas before returning to a vertical base. After getting socked with a right hand, Hayden answers back with an open palm strike to the face. Hardy rocks Hayden with another punch to the face before Hayden answers back with another open palm strike to the face. Hardy throws out another punch. This time, Hayden blocks and counters with an open palm strike. Hardy motions to throw another punch when Hayden cuts her off again with another open palm strike. After another open palm strike catches Hardy, Hayden turns and hits the far ropes. When she comes back, Hardy doubles her over with a double palm thrust to the sternum. She then turns and hits another set of ropes. Hardy returns and throws out the Punctum (knee strike to the side of the head). But Hayden slips out of the way and catches Hardy in a rear waistlock. She goes to lift Hardy for a German Suplex. But she gets caught with a back elbow to the face when Hardy’s on the way up. Hardy gets lowered back down before hitting tow more back elbows to the face. With the hold now broken, Hardy goes to run into the far ropes when Hayden cuts her off with a dropkick to the back of the head! Hayden then pulls Hardy up by the hair from behind and throws her down with a snap German Suplex! Hardy rolls over onto all fours while Hayden hits the far ropes. When she comes back, she flattens Hardy with a double foot stomp across the back. She then pulls Hardy over before making the cover.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Hayden pulls up Hardy, wrenches her arm and follows up with a hook kick that sends her stumbling against the ropes. She then rushes over to send Hardy to the outside when Hardy ducks and her lifts her up for a Death Valley Bomb. The crowd cheers as Hardy tries to deliver the move. But Hayden blocks by grabbing onto the top rope with both hands. Hardy tries to pull Hayden off. But Hayden’s got a death grip on the top rope. She then begins to hit Hardy with multiple elbows to the side of the head. Hayden continues to fire off elbows until Hardy dumps her over the top rope with a fireman’s carry. Hayden hits the apron while Hardy staggers away from the ropes. She starts to shake off the blow before seeing Hayden pulling herself up on the apron. Hardy then runs over and goes to knock Hayden to the floor with the Gáe Buide (Spear). But Hayden is able to side step and counter with a Scorpion kick, catching Hardy across the back of the head! After pulling Hardy out onto the apron, Hayden grabs her from behind before dropping her with a Reverse DDT on the apron!
Geoff Penzer: Hardy just got dropped right onto the apron with that reverse DDT! That’s the-
Stephy Auger: Let me guess Penzer, it’s the hardest part of the ring, right? We know. We know.
Hardy lands on the apron with a hard thud before falling to the floor. On the outside, Hayden pulls Hardy back up before holding in place. The crowd begins to stand up as Seldon runs along the apron. They then erupt with cheers after Seldon runs up to the top turnbuckle, flips off and knocks Hardy down with a Spaceman Plancha!
Geoff Penzer: Seldon takes it to the skies before taking out Hardy on the floor! Seldon dove off the top with no regard for her own well being. As long as she hurt Hardy in the process!
Stephy Auger: Lisa will do what she has to do to get the job done. This match started back and forth. But now we’re starting to see the Hellcats take over.
Hayden picks Hardy back up before rolling her back in. She then rolls herself back in to make the cover.
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Eventide dives over to break up the pin.
Eventide picks up Hayden and goes for an irish whip when Hayden reverses, sending her into the far ropes. When Eventide comes back, she ducks a roundhouse kick before continuing to run the ropes. Once Eventide hits the far ropes, she gets yanked down to the mat from Seldon. Seldon then drags her to the outside before rocking her with a roundhouse kick. While Eventide is still dazed, Seldon climbs back up onto the apron. She tries to leap up for a tope rope no-hands Asai Moonsault when Eventide reaches up and grabs a hold of her ankle. Seldon tries kick Eventide off of her while Hayden takes control of Hardy back in the ring. Hardy gets whipped into the far ropes. But instead of bouncing back, Hardy hooks her arms around the top rope. Hayden then runs forward to attack when Hardy ducks and dumps her over the top rope. This time, Hayden lands safely on the apron. She goes to catch Hardy with a shoulder thrust through the ropes when Hardy side steps and catches her with the Punctum! While Hayden remains doubled over, Hardy runs across the ring, hurls herself at Seldon and tackles her off the apron with the Gáe Buide!!! The crowd erupts with cheers when both fly off the apron before crashing to the floor!
Geoff Penzer: Seldon just got SMASHED with that spear off the apron!
Stephy Auger: Gah!
Hardy rolls back inside, runs back across the ring, flips over the top rope and throws Hayden down to the floor with a sunset flip powerbomb to an explosion of cheers!!!
Geoff Penzer: Hayden likely got the air knocked out of her after getting thrown down hard to the floor with a sunset flip powerbomb!
Stephy Auger: That nutjob isn’t satisfied! Look a her. She wants more!
Hardy’s not done! She rolls back inside, runs across the ring, hurls herself over the top rope and lands across the downed Seldon with a no hands somersault plancha to more cheers from the crowd!!!
Geoff Penzer: Laurel Anne Hardy’s like a house of fire out there!
Hardy runs down ringside, pulls Hayden back up and rolls her back inside. After sliding back in, she makes the cover.
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Hayden gets her shoulder up.
Hardy goes over and tags in Eventide. The crowd cheers when Eventide gets in, takes Hayden and whips her into the corner. She then runs across across the ring, leaps into the air and connects with a corner splash. Eventide then takes Hayden, delivers an irish whip, follows her across the ring and connects with a corner dropkick. Hayden slumps down in the corner while Eventide circles the ring. She then turns, charges back over into the corner, hurls herself at Hayden and squashes her with a low angle corner crossbody block. Eventide then drags Hayden from out of the corner before flipping over into a jackknife pin.
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Hayden gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Eventide’s picking up where Hardy left off and gets a two count on Hayden. The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad looked like they were about to start pulling away with this match until that offensive explosion from Hardy derailed tem. They’ve yet to recover!
Stephy Auger: Give it time, Penzer, give it time.
Eventide picks Hayden back up before whipping her into another free corner. She runs over, hops on Hayden and throws her down with a monkey flip before returning to her feet with a kip up. Eventide then leaps to the top turnbuckle with no hands, leaps off and crashes down on top of Hayden with a reverse facing diving senton! She reaches back and hooks the near leg for the cover.
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Hayden gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Eventide crashed down hard across Hayden, but she was still able to get a shoulder up. Between these two teams, who do you think Silk & Cyanide or Pendragon would prefer to face?
Stephy Auger: If they were smart, they’d hope that these two teams damn near kill each other! Whatever’s left would be easy pickings for them!
Geoff Penzer: Silk & Cyanide may agree to that line of thinking. But Pendragon have more honor than that.
Stephy Auger: What, are you trying to tell me that Silk & Cyanide aren’t honorable?
Geoff Penzer: Stephy, you know good and darn well Silk & Cyanide don’t know the first thing about honor!
Eventide heads over and tags Hardy back in. Hardy then picks up Hayden before whipping her ito the far ropes. When Hayden comes back, Hardy scoops her up with a sack of potatoes lift before spinning her into a sidewalk slam! She hooks the legs for the cover.
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Hayden gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Another two count. Hayden’s been avoided the dreaded three count. But she’s overdue for a tag.
Stephy Auger: The Hellcats need to get the fresh man in, I agree.
Hardy pulls up Hayden before placing her in a standing headscissors. She’s got Hayden set up for a powerbomb when Seldon comes in from behind and pulls Hardy off of her partner. Seldon’s about to deliver a German Suplex when Hardy counters with three back elbows to the face. After performing a standing switch, she shoves Seldon into Hayden. The Hellcats smack heads, causing Hayden to stumble back before slipping out onto the apron. Seldon stumbles back over towards Hardy, who turns her around before bringing her down with the Winter Garden Photograph (sitout butterfly throatbreaker)! Hardy gets to her feet and looks out to the apron. But Hayden isn’t there. Her gaze then shifts upwards to see Hayden leaping off the top rope before knocking her down with a flying crossbody!
… but Hardy rolls through it and hooks the leg!
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Hayden gets her shoulder up.
Hardy pulls Hayden back to her feet before sending her back down to the mat with a Labai throw. Hardy then pulls Hayden up to a seated position before hitting the ropes. When she returns, she goes for a cartwheel roundoff into a dropkick to the face. But Hayden rolls out of the way. Hardy quickly turns over onto her knee. She goes to get back to a vertical base. But Hayden beats her to the punch and flattens her with Human Target Practice (sliding forearm)! She makes the cover.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Hayden only got the two count. But she got momentum back kn the Hellcats side!
Stephy Auger: That sliding forearm stopped Hardy dead, didn’t it?
Hayden takes Hardy and whips her into the corner before running across the ring and blasting her with a corner yakuza kick! She then runs across the ring into the far corner. But unbeknownst to her, Hardy is running right behind her! When Hayden hits the far corner, the crowd cheers when she turns around into a Legitimate Haafu Businesswoman Kick (Running high kick) from Hardy! While Hayden is rocked, Hardy goes to run back over into the previous corner. But unbeknownst to her, Hayden is running right behind her! When Hardy turns around in the corner, the crowd cheers when she gets caught with a lariat! Hayden then scoops Hardy up before placing her in the Tree of Woe. The crowd begins to murmur when Hayden steps to the outside before climbing the turnbuckle. Once she reaches the top, she looks down and sees Hardy trying to sit up. So Hayden goes to knock her down with Romanov Grace (diving double foot stomp) when Hardy leans back to avoid the strike. Hayden then lands on the mat before her momentum sends her rolling forward. She turns around and sees Hardy sitting up to try and free herself from the Tree of Woe. Hayden runs back over, leaps up onto the middle ropes, grabs Hardy and delivers a German Suplex! Hardy turns in mid air before landing in the prone position. While Hardy is still down, Hayden crawls over and makes the tags Seldon back in.
Geoff Penzer: Hayden with the huge German before finally making the tag back out to Seldon.
Stephy Auger: Can she pick up where Ana left off?
Hardy pushes herself up on all fours. She tries to get up when Seldon leaps across the ring and flattens her with a springboard leg drop across the back of the neck! She pulls Hardy over and makes the cover.
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The crowd cheers when Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Seldon pulls up Hardy, grabs her from the side and then drives her down with an Angle Slam lift into a Fisherman Driver! The ref slides into place for the count.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Lisa drove Hardy with authority there, but she only gets a two count. Wrestling fans, we are coming to you tonight from the Spectrum Center in Charlotte, North Carolina for Autumn Annihilation! This is the finals of the 2019 Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament! One of these two teams will challenge the winner of tonight’s Champions versus Champions match, which is still to come.
Seldon takes Hardy and whips her hard across the ring. The turnbuckles rattle when Hardy crashes sternum-first into them. Hardy then stumbles back until Seldon brings her down with a reverse X-Factor! Seldon then drags Hardy into position before making her way back out to the apron. She scales to the top turnbuckle before flipping off for a cannonball senton. She misses! The crowd cheers when Hardy rolls out of the way, causing Seldon to crash onto the mat!
Geoff Penzer: That time, the high risk failed Seldon!
Stephy Auger: C’mon! Get up!
Eventide is seen reaching out for the tag. She’s motioning for Hardy to crawl over towards their corner. Hardy begins to slowly turn herself around on the mat and starts to drag herself towards Eventide. Across the canvas lays Seldon holding her leg. She quickly rolls over and grabs a hold of Hardy’s ankle. Hardy tries to pull herself free from Seldon. But she can’t. So she uses her free leg to repeatedly kick Seldon in the face. Now free, Hardy gets to her feet, staggers towards the corner, raises her arm up and then falls forward, tagging Eventide back in on the way down.
Geoff Penzer: Carina’s back in!
Eventide slingshots herself back into the ring, runs over and blasts the kneeling Seldon in the face with the Bubble Burst (bicycle high knee to a kneeling opponent)! She makes the cover.
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Seldon gets her shoulder up.
Eventide takes Seldon and whips her into the ropes. When Seldon comes back, she gets hoisted into the air before being thrown down with the Red Cube (Pop Up Powerbomb)! She makes the cover.
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Seldon gets her shoulder up.
Eventide picks up Seldon and whips her into the corner. She then runs across the ring and catches her with a corner spinning kick. Eventide places Seldon in a headlock and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner when Seldon shoves her off into the ropes. When she returns, she sees Seldon setting up for a back body drop. So she hops onto her back, flips forward and counters with Red Cube on a White Canvas (leg trap sunset flip powerbomb)!
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Hayden breaks up the pin with Human Target Practice to the back of the head!
Geoff Penzer: Ana makes the timely save!
Stephy Auger: Phew!
Hayden takes Eventide and whips her into the corner before running across the ring and connecting with a corner yakuza kick! She then steps out of the way as Seldon runs into the corner and delivers a step-up enzuigiri. Eventide starts to stagger away from the corner until Seldon takes her and whips her back into the far ropes. When Eventide comes back, The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad knock her down with One Year More (Lisa goes low with a Legsweep, sending them falling forward as Ana runs through them with her Running Single Leg Dropkick)! The Hellcats return to their feet and quickly turn to the side of the ring. The crowd cheers when Hardy flies into the ring and knocks them both down with the Mas Queraid (Slingshot front flip split kick to two opponents)!
Stephy Auger: Where the hell did she come from!?
Hayden slowly turns over on all fours as Hardy hits the far ropes. Hardy returns, steps off Hayden’s back and goes for Anus Horriblis (step-off seated senton to the back of an opponent’s head on all fours). She misses when Hayden slips out of the way, leaving Hardy in a seated position on the mat. Before Hardy can get up, Seldon quickly flattens her with a sliding dropkick! She then takes Hardy, picks up turns, turns and chucks her through the ropes and to the floor. Seldon then rushes back over and makes the cover on Eventide.
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The crowd cheers when Eventide gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Eventide’s still got some fight left in her.
Stephy Auger: That’s okay. The Hellcats have no problem beating whatever life is left out of her.
Seldon goes over and tags Hayden back in. Once Hayden’s back in, the Hellcats stand on opposite sides of Eventide.
Geoff Penzer: This doesn’t look good, Stephy.
Stephy Auger: For Eventide? Oh no, it looks awful.
The Chilean grappler turns over on all fours and struggles to push herself back up to her feet. Once she’s finally back to a vertical base, Seldon runs right at her before the Hellcats deliver Ginger Snaps (shotgun dropkick knee strike from Lisa into a snap German Suplex from Ana)! Hayden turns Eventide over and makes the cover.
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Eventide gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Eventide was able to get the shoulder up in time!
Stephy Auger: How? She nearly got dropped on her neck!
Hayden tags Seldon back in. After Eventide is brought down with a scoop slam from Hayden, she turns and hits the far ropes. Seldon then catches her off the rebound before the Hellcats deliver Gravest Consequences (with an opponent down, Ana runs towards Lisa, who push her straight into the air, allowing her to land with the Double Stomp)! Seldon makes the cover.
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THRE-NO!
The crowd cheers when Eventide gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Eventide avoids another three count!
Stephy Auger: How is she doing this!?
Seldon steps out to the apron before scaling the turnbuckles.
Stephy Auger: She’s going to the top again!
Geoff Penzer: Clearly she didn’t learn her lesson from last time with the high risk!
While Seldon is climbing the turnbuckles, Hardy climbs up onto the apron and holds her in place. Seldon tries to knock Hardy off of her. But it’s to no avail. Hayden then climbs up onto the apron behind Hardy, pulls her off of Seldon and wraps her up from behind for a German Suplex off the apron. Back in the corner, Seldon gets one foot on the top turnbuckle. Before she can stand up on the top turnbuckle, Eventide runs into the corner, runs up to the top turnbuckle and brings Seldon down with an avalanche hurricanrana! Back on the apron, Hayden throws Hardy to the floor with a German Suplex. But Hardy is able to rotate in the air and land on her feet! Hayden pulls herself back up using the ropes. But she when turns around, Hardy runs towards her and takes a hard swipe at her legs, causes Hayden to fall forward and hit the apron before falling to the floor. Back in the ring, Eventide steps out to the apron and waves her arms up and down to get the crowd hyped up. Once Seldon is back to her feet, Eventide leaps into the ring and spikes her with the Morningstar (springboard reverse frankensteiner)! She makes the cover.
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
Seldon gets her shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: OOOOH, ONLY TWO!
Stephy Auger: That was too close, Penzer!
On the outside, Hardy is seen climbing up to the top turnbuckle. After Hayden gets back to a vertical base, Hardy leaps off for a diving elbow drop… and misses when Hayden tuns and dives back into the ring through the ropes, causing Hardy to crash hard to the floor.
Geoff Penzer: Hardy missed the diving elbow! She just hit the floor with a sickening thud! Stephy, she might be hurt.
Stephy Auger: Well, how about that.
Hayden rolls back to the outside and pulls Hardy up from behind before spiking her with the Black Star (reverse Frankensteiner) on the floor!
Geoff Penzer: OOOOOH! Hardy was just dropped right on her head on the floor! That might have just taken her out of this match.
Stephy Auger: We can only hope.
Back in the ring, Eventide pulls Seldon up to a seated position before hitting the ropes. Seldon comes back and goes for the Bubble Burst II (Soccer Kick to the chest of a sitting opponent) when Seldon wraps her arms around her leg. Seldon keeps hold of the leg while Eventide hops up and down on one foot. Eventide continues to hop up and down on one foot until she counters with an enzuigiri, sending Seldon stumbling back over into the ropes, where Hayden makes the blind tag. Eventide heads over, pulls Seldon off the ropes and whips her into the far ropes. Eventide goes to catch Seldon off the rebound with a spinning back elbow strike to the face. But Seldon rolls underneath it. Eventide then turns around and gets caught once again with One Year More! The cheers continue as Seldon then lifts Eventide up on her shoulders before the Hellcats bring her down with Call The Doctor (Lisa picks up an opponent in a Fireman’s Carry. She then pushes the opponent off backwards toward Ana, who catches and drops them with a High-Angle German Suplex)!!!
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THREE!
“Destroy 2000 Years of Culture” blasts throughout the arena.
Melanie Sierra: Here are your winners of the 2019 Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament, THE HELLCAT SPANGLED DEATH SQUAD!
Anastasia Hayden and Lisa Seldon get their arms raised in victory before posing with the DDT3 trophies.
Geoff Penzer: Ana Hayden and Lisa Seldon have done it! They’ve defeated Laurel Anne Hardy and Carina Eventide in the finals! They are your 2019 Dynamic Duos Tag Team Tournament winners! Since the moment that their names were announced for this tournament, they were looked at as one of the strong favorites to win it all. Two months later, The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad are the last team standing! They will now have their choice of which set of tag team champions to go after. Last year’s DDT3 winners elected to challenge the United States Tag Team Champions. Will the Hellcats follow suit? Will they go after the World Tag Team Champions, no matter what? Will they let the results of tonight’s Champions versus Champions match determine their decision? We will be looking to have that answer in due time. For Laurel Anne Hardy, it’s another tough loss here in DDT3. Tonight, Hardy and Eventide found out what a lot of teams have found out the hard way throughout DDT3: The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad are as good as advertised!