Final Frontier: Night 1 (12.29.18)
Jan 11, 2019 14:49:21 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Jan 11, 2019 14:49:21 GMT -5
FRONTIER LIONS CUP (SEMIFINALS)
Dom Harter vs. Evan Envi
Dom Harter vs. Evan Envi
The familiar, frantic instrumental slams into the PA system, drawing a near-unanimous chorus of boos from the crowd. Multi-colored strobes dance throughout the arena as the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter” blares throughout the arena. Upon the first hint of vocals, Evan Envi steps through the curtains, onto the ramp, his signature jacket thrown on, hood pulled up over his head, slightly obscuring the view of his face. He takes a few steps forward, nodding a bit as Natalie McKinley steps out from the curtains behind him, arms crossed as she surveys the raucous crowd.
J.A. Aldridge: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is a Semifinal match in the Frontier Lions Cup! Introducing first, from Ocean City, Maryland! Weighing in at 204 pounds! He is the “Chief”, EVAAAAAN ENVVVVIIIII!!!
Evan pulls his hood back, sneering out into the audience before walking forward, raising his signature Double V’s high into the air, glaring toward the ring as he makes his way down the ramp. Envi climbs the stairs and finally lowers his arms as he climbs the ropes near the turnbuckles as if walking a staircase, standing at the top as he unzips his jacket, mouthing off at the audience nearest him. Envi tosses his jacket to McKinley who catches it with ease as she walks the apron. Envi leaps from the top rope down into the ring, kissing the tips of his fingers before raising them high into the air in double presidential peace-signs, eyes closed, head tilted back in the center of the ring, seemingly unmoved by the jeers raining down on him while McKinley glares, unmoving into the hard camera. Evan opens his eyes and smirks, conversing with Natalie in the corner as he awaits action and the lights return to normal.
Kris Cruise: We are back with our second semifinal match of the evening as Evan Envi goes one on one with Dom Harter. But if you ask me, Stephy, it should be Fujiko Mine against Dom Harter right now!
Stephy Auger: Well, good thing nobody asked you!
Kris Cruise: Come on, Stephy! Even you have to admit that Fujiko was robbed earlier tonight.
Stephy Auger: Uh, no I don’t! It’s not Evan Envi’s fault that Fujiko’s friend is a complete psychopath that decided to hit everything that moved.
Kris Cruise: That’s not what happened and you know it!
Stephy Auger: All I know is that Evan Envi advanced and she didn’t. Hey Cruise. Can You Feel It?… Can You Feel It?... CAN YOU FEEL IT!?
Kris Cruise: … feel what?
Stephy Auger: Fujiko’s momentum crashing to end 2018! HA HA HA!
Kris Cruise: You are unbelievable!
I THINK YOU’VE GOT A LOW SELF OPINION MAN
I SEE YOU STANDING ALL BY YOURSELF
I SEE YOU STANDING ALL BY YOURSELF
The opening chords of “Low Self Opinion” begin to play throughout the arena as the crowd really, really begin to boo. After nearly twenty seconds or so, Dom Harter finally steps out from behind the curtain, and the boos only grow louder than before! The Tenacious Little Bastard throws his arms out to either side as he surveys the scene, soaking in the boos and the jeers. Slowly, Harter pulls the bandana down from over his face to reveal the ever familiar crooked grin plastered on his face, before posing with his arms out to the side again.
J.A. Aldridge: Introducing his opponent, from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 235 pounds! He is “The Tenacious Little Bastard”, DOMMMMMM HARRRRRTERRRRR!!!
Harter begins to stride down the aisle, nodding his head to the music as he pays little mind to the FGA fans. They continue booing though, as Harter climbs up the ring steps. He stops on the apron, wiping his feet before he climbs in through the middle rope; once inside the squared circle, Harter climbs up to the middle rope, and removes his leather jacket and bandana, ready for the match to start.
Kris Cruise: Dom Harter is just two wins away from completed his coveted Golden Slam. But he’s got to get past last year’s Frontier Lions Cup winner!
Stephy Auger: Both of this great competitors are trying to make history, Cruise. Either way, I think Vertigo is in good hands when one of them represents against Logan Alexander in the Finals.
Kris Cruise: Vertigo being represented by Dom Harter… or Evan Envi. Oh boy.
Stephy Auger: I know, right! I couldn’t think of two more upstanding gentlemen!
Kris Cruise: ...
The bell sounds as Harter darts across the ring and flattens Envi with a yakuza kick! The Tenacious Little Bastard continues to go to work on Envi as he delivers a Garvin Stomp to each limb before switching his focus to repeated stomps at the midsection. The Chief is heard groaning after each stomp. Harter reaches down, pulls up Envi, runs and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Envi around, Harter unleashes a series of shoulder thrusts that double him over. He then takes Envi and sends him into the far corner with an irish whip. Harter charges across the ring, hurls himself at Envi and connects with a double knee lift in the corner! After sending Envi back into the opposite corner with another irish whip, Harter runs across the ring and connects with another double running knee lift! Harter follows up with a series of knee strikes to the midsection that double Envi over. Harter pulls Envi out of the corner, scoops him up across his shoulders, turns and delivers a running powerslam in the center of the ring! He hooks the leg.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Envi gets his shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Harter’s having his way with Envi thus far.
Stephy Auger: I mean, he DOES hit harder.
Kris Cruise: ...
Harter pulls up Envi and doubles him over with a knee to the midsection. The Tenacious Little Bastard then turns and heads into the ropes. When Harter returns, he knocks Envi upright with a running knee lift before turning him inside out with a lariat! The boos continue as he drops down and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Envi gets his shoulder up.
Harter pulls up Envi and whips him into the ropes. When Envi returns, Harter nails him with a hard knee thrust to the midsection, doubling him over. Envi stumbles back a few steps before dropping down to a knee. He then grabs a hold of Envi before tossing him through the ropes and to the apron. As Envi pulls himself up, Harter heads over and delivers the Cutter Boi (slingshot cutter) onto the apron! The Chief bounces off the apron before crumbling to the floor.
Kris Cruise: Did you see that? Harter just delivered a cutter...
Stephy Auger: … onto “the hardest part of the ring”. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, Cruise! We know!
The Tenacious Little Bastard rolls back inside as he waits for the referee to count him.
Kris Cruise: Harter is content with advancing on a countout!
Stephy Auger: Harter doesn’t just hit harder, but he work smarter, too!
TWO!
THREE!
THREE!
Envi begins to stir on the outside…
FOUR!
FIVE!
FIVE!
Envi slowly turns over on all fours. As Envi starts to get back to his feet, Harter turns and runs into the far ropes. When Harter comes back, the crowd gasps when he runs across the ring, flips over the top rope and knocks down Envi with a topé con hilo!!!
Kris Cruise: Dom Harter… TAKES IT TO THE AIR!? What on Earth!?
Stephy Auger: History is on the line here, Cruise! The Tenacious Little Bastard is going to pull out all the stops!
Harter picks up Envi and rolls him back inside. After rolling back in, he makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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TH-NO!
Envi gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Kris Cruise: Good ring awareness there from the Chief.
Stephy Auger: Good ring awareness from a ring general. Why are you so shocked?
Harter quickly gets up, grabs Envi’s near arm & leg, drags him away from the ropes and makes another cover…
ONE!
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TWO!
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T-NO!
Envi gets his shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Good ring presence there by Harter has well. He made Envi exert more energy into that kickout.
Harter picks up Envi, applies a front facelock, hooks the leg, lifts him up and plants him with a Fisherman Buster! While Envi is sprawled out on the mat, Harter returns to his feet and gives Envi repeated gentle kicks to the side of the head while asking him, “you dead?” Harter reaches down, pulls Envi up to a seated position and nails him with a hard soccer kick to the back. A loud thud can be heard when Harter gives Envi another kick to the small of the back. The Tenacious Little Bastard reaches down and pats Envi on the head before turning to run into the far ropes. When Harter returns, he fattens Envi with a sliding lariat! He reaches over and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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T-NO!
Envi gets his shoulder up.
Harter pulls up Envi to his feet. The Tenacious Little Bastard poses with his arm out before taking Envi and shoving him into the ropes. When Envi returns, Harter hoists him up for the Fuckboi Bomb MK I. But on the way down, Envi counters with a dropkick to the face!
Kris Cruise: Not so fast!
Stephy Auger: A dropkick right to the perfectly sculpted face of Dom Harter!
Envi slowly gets up on all fours while Harter can be seen touching his face and pulling it back to see if blood was drawn. The New Murder member slowly returns to a vertical base. He marches over, pulls Envi up by the back of the tights and spins him out. The Chief greets Harter with a European Uppercut. Harter motions for a European Uppercut of his own, but Envi cuts him off with a knife edge chop to the side of the neck. He then hits Harter with a forearm strike. Harter returns the favor with a forearm smash. Envi then delivers another forearm strike. Harter answers back with another forearm smash of his own. They then hit each other simultaneously with three forearms. Envi throws out a fourth when Harter ducks and counters with a European Uppercut. He then steps back and nails Envi with a hard kick to the midsection. The kick causes the Chief to double over before immediately dropping down on all fours. Harter positions himself behind Envi, reaches down and pulls him up off the mat. The Tenacious Little Bastard then spins Envi out in front of him before cracking him across the face with a ripcord headbutt! While Envi is dazed, Harter turns and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, he throws out a discus forearm smash! Harter whiffs when Envi ducks and runs into the ropes. When Envi returns, he sees Harter running past him and into the ropes. So he stops. When Harter hits the ropes and comes back, Envi knocks him off his feet with a Kapowski Kick (standing spinning heel kick)!
Kris Cruise: Envi connects with the Kapowski Kick! That could be the momentum shifter right there!
Envi tries to pick himself off the mat while Harter remains sprawled out on the canvas. The Chief crawls over and eventually pulls himself up using the ropes. He then steps backwards before turning and reaching down to grab Harter. Envi pulls him back to his feet before turning and chucking him through the ropes and onto the apron. Envi steps out onto the apron and puts the boots to Harter. After Harter is pulled back to his feet, he socks Envi with a punch to the face. Envi comes back with an open hand strike. Harter delivers a European Uppercut. Envi comes back with a European Uppercut of his own. Harter comes back with a forearm smash. Envi answers with a forearm of his own. Harter comes back with another forearm smash. Envi shakes off the blow before answering with another forearm of his own. Harter comes back with another for-NO! Envi cuts him off with a kick to the midsection and quickly follows up with The Blues (Snap Double Arm DDT) on the apron!!!
Kris Cruise: Harter just got driven face-first onto the apron!
Stephy Auger: He might be out cold!
Harter slowly falls off the apron and lands on the floor. Envi goes over and grabs a hold of him. After slowly pulling Harter up from off the floor, Envi quickly rams him back-first against the side of the ring. He pulls Harter back, only to ram him back-first against the side of the ring again. He then leans forward and slowly lifts Harter up onto his shoulders… then swings down hard, delivering an Alabama Slam across the edge of the apron! The Tenacious Little Bastard howls in pain as he bounces off the edge of the apron before crumbling to the floor. Envi then rolls himself back inside and frantically points to the outside to signal to the ref to keep counting!
Kris Cruise: Now Envi’s trying to sneak by to the Finals via countout!
Stephy Auger:
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE-
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE-
The crowd sighs, then boos when Harter rolls back in just in time to beat the count. The Chief clutches his midsection as he slowly sits up. His eyes widen with shock as he looks over and sees Harter inside the ring. Envi gets to his march, marches over and stomps Harter out of the ring and back to the floor. He once again points to the outside and tells the ref to keep counting.
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Harter slowly turns over and gets up on a knee. As Harter starts to get back to a vertical base, Envi turns and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, he lunges through the ropes and knocks Harter down with a suicide European Uppercut! Envi slowly turns over into the prone position before picking himself up onto his knee. Once he gets back to his feet, he slowly rolls back inside. When Envi gets up to his knee, he does a double take as he looks at the top turnbuckle. The Chief then rises to his feet before heading over into the corner.
Kris Cruise: Envi’s eyeing the top turnbuckle!
The fans begin to stand up row by row as Envi climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Once Harter gets up on the outside, the crow gasps when Envi flips off… and knocks him down with The Classics (Diving Moonsault)!!! Both grapplers are sprawled out on the outside.
Kris Cruise: Envi wipes out Harter on the floor!
Stephy Auger: But they’re both down! If they don’t answer the count, Logan Alexander will win the Frontier Lions Cup with a BYE!
Kris Cruise: Dom Harter and Malcolm Drake won the first Dynamic Duos because of a Bye in the other Semifinals. Talk about karma!
Stephy Auger: No, I’d rather just ignore Johnny Karma and Cherry Baum, thank you very much.
Kris Cruise: ...
While Harter is still down on the floor, Envi starts to turn over on all fours. The ref can be seen still counting them out.
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SI-!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SI-!
Envi crawls over, pulls himself up onto the apron and rolls himself back inside. While Envi lays on his back in the ring, the ref continues to count.
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE!
The crowd gasps when Harter once again slides himself back into the ring just in the nick of time! The Chief slowly turns over into the prone position. He looks over and sees Harter slowly pushing himself up on all fours. Envi narrows his eyes at The Tenacious Little Bastard. Harter looks over and sees Envi on all fours. Both grapplers slowly get back to their feet at the same time.
Envi and Harter march over towards each other. Harter nails Envi with a forearm smash. Envi responds with a forearm of his own. Harter comes back with another forearm smash! Envi answers back with another forearm of his own! Harter then nails Envi with yet another forearm! The Tenacious Little Bastard quickly cuts off Envi with another forearm smash! Another forearm from Harter knocks Envi back! Harter hits Envi with another forearm smash! This time, he knocks Envi even further back. Envi flails his arms after getting bashed in the face with yet another forearm smash! Harter then takes Envi and whips him into the ropes. When Envi returns, Harter goes for a back body drop. But Envi slips down from behind, crosses Harter’s arms, applies a straight jacket choke and follows up with multiple kneeling backbreakers! While Harter is down on the mat, Envi gets back to his feet and heads out onto the apron. The Chief walks along the apron before climbing the turnbuckles. As soon as he reaches the top, he leaps off for a Frog Splash. Envi’s eyes widen with shock just as Harter gets his knees up!
Kris Cruise: harter blocks! Envi crashes down across Harter’s knees!
Stephy Auger: His ribs were already hurt! This isn’t helping!
Envi bounces off the knees before rolling across the ring. The Chief howls in pain while he guards his midsection with both arms. Harter slowly turns over onto his knees before pushing himself up to a vertical base. He heads over, picks up Harter and eyes the corner. The Tenacious Little Bastard hoists up Envi before heading over and delivering the Fuckboi Bomb MK II (Turnbuckle Powerbomb)! After Envi bounces off the turnbuckles, he staggers back over to Harter. Harter quickly doubles him over with a kick to the gut, hoists Envi up and throws him into the corner with another Fuckboi Bomb MK II! Envi bounces out of the corner and staggers back over to Harter. He then leans forward and lifts Envi up onto his shoulders. Harter quickly turns and throws Envi down with a Samoan Driver!!! The ref rushes over and slides into place for the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THR-NO!
The crowd gasps when Envi gets his shoulder up.
Harter’s had enough. He pulls up Envi and pulls him into a standing headscissors.
Stephy Auger: It’s over, Cruise!
The crowd murmurs as Harter has Envi set up for the Last Exit (Lifting Double Underhook Piledriver). But before Harter can deliver the move, Envi breaks free, brings Harter down to the mat with a standing double leg and goes for a figure four leg lock. When Envi turns around, Harter uses his free leg to nail Harter with an upkick to the ribs. The Chief groans as he collapses to the mat. Harter gets back to his feet, picks up Envi and lifts him up across his shoulders. Harter looks for the Ushigoroshi. But Envi counters with elbows to the side of the head. He continues to hit Harter with elbows until he slips down from behind. He then turns and runs into the ropes. When Envi returns, Harter throws out a discus forearm smash. Envi stops, ducks, hooks Harter’s arm, lifts him up and throws him down with a Uragange! Envi clutches his midsection while Harter is sprawled out on the mat. The Chief steps backwards before turning and stepping out onto the apron.
Envi readies himself as he grabs a hold of the top rope with both hands. He gauges the distance between himself and Harter. The fans stand up as Envi springboards to the top turnbuckles, flips off… and crashes… on top of Harter with Helter Skelter!
Kris Cruise: Envi hits it!
Instead of making the cover, Envi bounces off of Harter. The Chief rolls over towards the ropes while he guards his midsection with both arms. Envi remains curled up while Harter remains on his back.
Envi looks over and sees Harter still sprawled out on the mat. While guarding his midsection with one arm, Envi uses his free arm to pull himself across the mat. The Chief groans while he continues to drag his body across the mat. He then reaches out with his free arm… and drapes it across Harter’s chest for the cover!
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
The crowd gasps when Harter gets his shoulder up.
Stephy Auger: It’s not over yet!
Kris Cruise: I thought you just said it was over!?
Envi slowly gets back to his vertical base. He slowly reaches down and grabs a hold of Harter. As Envi slowly pulls Harter up from off the mat, Harter quickly grabs Envi and scoops him upside down. The crowd gasps when Harter turns and plants Envi with Down With the Crown! Harter remains on his knees before falling forward on top of Envi for the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
The crowd gasps when Envi gets his shoulder up!
Harter slowly pulls up Envi before turning to head into the ropes. When Harter returns, he flattens Envi from behind with a Northern Lariat! The Tenacious Little bastard reaches down, pulls Envi back up, lifts him up across his shoulders and delivers the Ushigoroshi!!! He makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
The crowd gasps when Envi gets a shoulder up!
Kris Cruise: Envi refuses to stay down!
Harter sits up Envi and immediately clamps on the Empty Shell (Dragon Sleeper)!
Stephy Auger: Dom’s got ‘em!
Boos can be heard throughout the arena while Harter cinches in the hold. The ref gets down and asks Envi if he wants to give up. But the Chief is unresponsive. Harter arches his back while the ref asks Envi again if he wants to give up. But he still doesn’t get a response from Envi. Ricky Valero can be seen rushing down to ringside.
Kris Cruise: What is he doing out here!?
A few paces behind him is Annie Zellor.
Stephy Auger: What is she doing out here!?
Just as the ref is going to lift up Envi’s arm, Valero climbs up onto the apron to yell at the official. Valero does a double take when Zellor climbs up onto the apron beside him. The two begin to argue as the ref turns his attention away from Harter/Envi towards the two of them.
Kris Cruise: These officials need to enforce their power. Once again we’re seeing interference come into play here!
Harter lets go of the hold as he goes over and argues with Valero. The Tenacious Little Bastard notices Valero quickly looking behind him. So Harter takes a few steps back before turning towards Envi. The Chief tries to attack Harter. But Harter catches him with a kick between the legs!
Kris Cruise: OH NO!
Stephy Auger: HELLO!
Envi immediately drops to the canvas. Harter then goes to pick up Envi and pull him into a standing headscissors. But Envi drops back down to his knees and low blows Harter!
Stephy Auger: GAH!
Envi picks himself up, grabs Harter from behind and brings him down with Guess Who (inverted headlock into a snap backbreaker)! He makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!
The crowd erupts with boos when “Helter Skelter” blares throughout the arena.
J.A. Aldridge: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout… EVAN ENVI!
Natalie McKinley gets in and raises Envi’s arms in victory.
[ FADE OUT ]