MAIN EVENT
LUMBERJACK JACK
FGA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
(c) Evan Envi vs. Jimmy Page
DING! - DING!! - DING!!!
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a LUMBERJACK MATCH for the FGA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Cheers and applause can be heard throughout the Capital One Arena.
Kris Cruise: Here we go, Stephy! It’s main event time. What do you think is going through Evan Envi’s mind as he prepares for this war with Jimmy Page?
Stephy Auger: I’ll tell you what’s going through his mind. He’s thinking, “how did this lunatic get granted a championship match? HE JUST TOOK OUT A THIRD OF THE LUMBERJACKS!”
Kris Cruise: Don’t worry, he’s still got the Natalie McKinley, Ricky Valero, the Greenbacks and the Cali Crew.
Stephy Auger: And Reventón!
Kris Cruise: Oh. Of course. How could I eeeveerrr forget about him?
Stephy Auger: I don’t appreciate your tone, Cruise!
The camera pans across the ring. We see the likes of Fujiko Mine, Sadie San Francisco, Maritza Diaz, the Super Mario Wrestling Bros, Susan Kent and Kol around the ringside area.
Kris Cruise: We’re getting a live shot of all the lumberjacks right now.
Stephy Auger: You mean the ones that that savage Jimmy Page hasn’t taken out yet!
Kris Cruise: Evan’s a big boy, Stephy. He’ll be fine.
A song crashes into the P.A. system that sounds of static and a guitar. The lights begin to flash a violent red frantically. As the song "Murdered Out" by Kim Gordon really kicks in, the lights continue to flash red. A silhouette appears at the entrance. With a controlled stagger, Jimmy Page comes from the back, head down and arms out from his sides.
J.A. Aldridge: Introducing first, the challenger! From Flint, Michigan! Weighing in at 237 pounds! He is the “King of the F’n World”, JIMMY PAGE!
Page swaggers down to the ring in at a methodical pace. The camera gets a close up of his hair covered face as he makes his way down the aisle. He stops at the top of the ramp, flinging his hair from his eyes and glaring around, chewing on a piece of gum. Through the static red, a spotlight follows Page as he makes his way to the front of the ring. He takes a running start, sliding on top of the apron. He stands, gets in the ring, then climbs on top of the turnbuckle.
Kris Cruise: Here comes the challenger! Jimmy Page will finally get his shot at Evan Envi one on one. He doesn’t have to worry about another grappler being added to the mix. He also doesn’t have to worry about any outside interference, thanks to the lumberjacks!
Stephy Auger: Jimmy Page lost fair and square at All-Star Showdown. The fact that this animal is being awarded another shot at Envi is an absolutely sham. This whole thing should be called off. It’s not too late, you know!
Kris Cruise: Oh no. Envi isn’t going to be able to weasel his way out of this one.
Page spits his gum outside of the ring, into the crowd. Jimmy leaps down from the turnbuckle, and begins to slither down into a seat on the lower turnbuckle; Placing his head against the middle turnbuckle, knocking the back of it against the corner gently as he awaits the bell.
J.A. Aldridge: And his opponent, from Ocean City, Maryland! Weighing in at 203 pounds! He is the reigning… defending… FGA WORLD CHAMPION! He is the “Chief”, EVAN ENVI!
Frantic guitar slams against the PA system and purple strobes dance throughout the arena, prompting the crowd inside the Capital One Arena to come to their feet, most booing mercilessly.
Stephy Auger: Here we go, Cruise!
The Beatles’ “Helter Skelter” hits the sound system as Evan Envi steps through the curtains, onto the top of the stage with a narrowed gaze on his face as he peels back the red-and-silver hood on his ring jacket, looking down the ramp toward the man standing in the center of it. The boos only grow louder as Ricky Valero and Natalie McKinley join Evan on one side, while Max & Kyle Greenback join him on the other.
Stephy Auger: Bahahaha, look at this crew!
Kris Cruise: I’m looking.
Envi wipes a hand down his face, looking down at Page, mumbling something to himself before slapping himself a few times, screaming out into the open air to hype himself up. More bodies pile out from the curtains behind him-- first, the CWC’s tiniest bull, Reventon, followed by Lani San Diego, Becky San Clemente, and finally Lionel Long Beach, walking in line behind Evan before occupying the outer perimeter of a half of the ring. Envi, himself, walks up the steps onto the apron, pausing for a moment to glare at Page before climbing the turnbuckles, removing his jacket, tossing it aside, revealing the FGA World Championship around his waist. Envi slowly raises the signature double V’s into the air, still glaring at Page, before removing the belt from his waist and stepping down into the ring, raising the title high above his head as he gets in the face of Jimmy Page-- the two immediately being separated by the referee.
Kris Cruise: He’s really brave when he’s got over a half-dozen people watching his back, isn’t he?
Stephy Auger: Watch it.
Envi paces the far side of the ring, jawing off to Page as the arena lighting returns to normal and his music fades.
As soon as the bell sounds, the crowd cheers when champion and challenger race towards the center of the ring. The two grapplers begin trading forearm strikes until Page gets the upper hand.
Stephy Auger: Come on, ref! Page should be disqualified! Did you just see that closed fist he just threw at the Chief!?
Kris Cruise: Closed fist!? That was a clear forearm strike! What on Earth are you talking about!?
Stephy Auger: The conspiracy that’s been put into effect against Evan Envi. First, Page gets an undeserved title shot! Now the referee is letting Page break the rules without consequence!
Page continues to hit Envi with forearm strikes. Each strike knocks Envi closer and closer towards the ropes. Page then takes Envi and whips him into the far ropes. When Envi returns, Page grabs Envi by the back of the neck, runs and chucks him over the top rope…
Kris Cruise: There goes Envi!
But instead of crashing to the floor in front of the opposing lumberjacks, Envi is able to land on the apron. When Envi turns around, he sees the likes of Fujiko and the SMWB down in front of him. So Envi begins kicking down at the air to try and force them to step back. Unbeknownst to Envi, Page is approaching from behind. The crowd cheers when Page grabs Envi from behind, hooks his arms around the top rope and delivers clubbing strikes across the chest. Page continues to rain down strikes while the crowd counts along.
“ONE!”
“TWO!”
“THREE!”
“FOUR!”
“FIVE!”
“SIX!”
“SEVEN!”
“EIGHT!”
“NINE!”
“TEN!”
Page unhooks the arms, turns Envi around and brings him back inside with a vertical suplex! He makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Envi kicks out.
Page picks up Envi, grabs him by the throat and moves him into the corner. From there, Page unleashes a series of back elbow strikes, followed by a series of knee strikes, followed by a series of shoulder thrusts that double him over. He then takes the Chief and whips him into the opposite corner. Page runs across the ring to attack when Envi knocks him back with a back elbow strike. After shaking off the attack, Page runs back into the corner. This time, Envi knocks him back with a boot to the face. While Page is still dazed, Envi runs out of the corner and goes to attack when Page leans forward and throws him down with a back body drop! The cheers continue when Envi gets knocked back to the mat with a lariat. Envi returns to his feet, only to get returned to the mat with another lariat. When Envi gets back to his feet, he stumbles back as Page runs towards him. The King of the F’n World connects with a lariat, sending Envi over the top rope and to the floor! Fujiko, the SMWB and Diaz all grab a hold of the Chief before rolling him back inside. Envi gets back to his feet and kicks the bottom rope out of frustration before shouting down at the opposing lumberjacks. Before he can turn his attention back to Page, Page grabs him from behind, lifts him up and delivers an atomic drop. Envi then bounces off of Page’s knees, flips over the top rope and tumbles down to the mat! Kol reaches down, pulls Envi back up and rolls him back inside.
Stephy Auger: Koooool! No! What on Earth are you doing!?
Page continues to stalk Envi while Envi scoots himself away from the challenger. The champion continues to avoid Page until he accidentally backs himself up in the corner. Envi can be seen calling for a timeout. But Page isn’t about to have any of that. Page then marches over while Envi pulls himself up using the ropes. When Page closes the distance, Envi nails Page with a kick to the midsection. The boos continue when Envi delivers another boot to the stomach. He then takes Page, switches positions and shoves him into the corner. From there, Envi delivers a European Uppercut, followed by a knife edge chop.
Ricky Valero: WOO!
Envi delivers another European Uppercut, followed by a knife edge chop.
Natalie McKinley: WOO!
Envi blasts Page with another European Uppercut/knife edge chop combination!
Becky San Clemente & Lani San Diego: WOO!
And another.
Reventón: ¡Sí!
And another
Max & Kyle Greenback: WOO!
Envi takes Page and whips him into the opposite corner. Envi runs across the ring to attack when the crowd gasps as Page steps out of the corner and grabs him. The crowd cheers as Page has Envi set up for an Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckles. But the cheers turn to boos when Envi counters with elbows to the side of the head. He then takes Page and tosses him through the ropes and onto the apron. As Page pulls himself up on the apron, the crowd boos after Envi runs into the corner and connects with a triangle enzuigiri, knocking Page down to the floor! Kol then reaches down, pulls up Page and rolls him back into the ring.
Stephy Auger: That’s right, Kol! Roll Page back inside!
The boos continue when Envi puts the boots to Page. He reaches down, pulls Page back up and sends him off into the far ropes. When Page returns, Envi throws out a clothesline. But Page ducks and continues to run the ropes. When Page comes back, Envi goes for a back body drop. But Page slips down from behind. He quickly grabs Envi to set up a German Suplex. But Envi counters with elbows to the face. After performing a standing switch, Envi grabs Page, turns, runs and tosses him through the ropes and to the floor. The crowd erupts with boos when Becky, Lani and the Greenbacks all rush over and put the boots to Page!
Kris Cruise: Oh come on! What in the world is this!
Stephy Auger: What!? What’s going on! I can’t see anything!
Kris Cruise: Look at the damn monitor! You see exactly what’s going on!
Becky, Lani and the Greenbacks all pull Page up before rolling him back inside. Envi quickly drops down and makes the cover.
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TWO!
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Page kicks out.
Envi covers Paae again with a lateral press.
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Page kicks out.
Envi with another lateral press.
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Page kicks out.
Envi picks up Page, marches into the corner and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Page around, Envi lights up his chest with knife edge chops that echo throughout the arena. As soon as Envi whacks Page across the face with an open hand strike, Page grabs Envi, throws him into the corner and cracks him across the jaw with a forearm strike, sending the Chief clumping down in the corner! The cheers continue as Page applies a foot choke while pulling down on the top rope. The ref heads over and gives Page until the count of five to break the choke.
Ref: ONE…. TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Page reluctantly lets go. He takes the heel of his boot and facewashes Envi multiple times before running into the adjacent set of ropes. When Page returns, the crowd cheers when he connects with a running knee facewash! He then drags Envi from out of the corner before making the cover.
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Envi kicks out.
Page picks up Envi and rocks him with another forearm strike, sending the champion stumbling back against the ropes. While Envi tries to shake out the cobwebs, Page runs over, grabs Envi and whips him into the far ropes. When Envi returns, Page sets up a back body drop. Envi sees it ahead of time, so he stops, grabs Page by the hair with both hands and throws him down face-first to the canvas with a reverse mat slam! The boos continue as Envi delivers multiple elbow drops across Page’s neck. He then grabs Page by the hair and pulls him up onto his knees before heading into the ropes. He then cracks Page across the top of the head with an Axe Kick! After Page falls down on all fours, Envi grabs him by the hair, pulls him back up onto his knees and runs into the ropes. When Envi returns, he drives Page down with a Running Cutter! Reventón bounces up and down as Envi pushes over Page and makes the cover.
Stephy Auger: Envi brings the crowd to their feet! He’s got men, women, children and even the animals on their feet! Look at that cute little bull! You’ve never see him so excited!
Kris Cruise: Oh please!
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Page kicks out.
Envi picks up Page, wrenches the arm, yanks Page over to him and doubles him over with a knee to the midsection. He then grabs Page and brings him down with a snap suplex! Valero and McKinley cheers as Envi turns over and makes the cover.
ONE!
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Page kicks out.
Envi picks up Page and whips him into the far ropes. When Page returns, Envi throws out a back elbow to the face. But Page ducks and runs into the far ropes. When Page returns, Envi throws out a European Uppercut. But again, Page ducks before continuing to run the ropes. When Page comes back, Envi throws out a superkick. But Page catches his foot. He then swings the leg away from him and grabs Envi from behind. Envi then runs forward, wraps his arms around the top rope and yanks back, sending Page flying off his back and to the floor. After Page rolls backwards onto his knees, the crowd boos when Envi heads over and connects with a superkick to the face! He then whacks Page with a buzzsaw kick using his right left! Envi then sizes up Page before whacking him with a buzzsaw kick with the left leg1 While Page is dazed, Envi turns and heads into the ropes. When Envi returns, he flattens Page with a Penalty Kick right to the chest!
Stephy Auger: Izzy would be proud of that kick!
The boos continue as Envi drops down and makes the cover.
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi pulls up Page and knocks him back with a European Uppercut. A second European Uppercut knocks Page into the ropes. Envi then marches over and blasts Page with a forearm strike. He rears his arm back before nailing Page with another forearm strike. The boos continue as Envi lets off a flurry of forearm strike, sending Page slumping down against the ropes!
Stephy Auger: That’s right, champ, stay on ‘em. STAY ON ‘EM!
While Page is seated on the mat, Envi turns and runs into the far ropes. When Envi returns, he connects with a front dropkick, knocking Page out onto the apron. The Chief heads out onto the apron before putting the boots to the challenger. After pulling Page back up onto the apron, Envi grabs him around the waist, runs forward and rams Page back-first against the ring post! Envi pulls him a back a few steps, runs forward and rams him back-first into the ring post again! Envi then hooks Page’s arm, lifts him up, turns and throws him down with a Sambo Suplex off the apron and to the floor! A loud thud can be heard when Page’s back collides with the padding below.
Kris Cruise: What a move by Evan Envi off the apron!
Stephy Auger: Envi is putting on a clinic! You thought that this match would be the end of our Chief and his title reign. HA! Jokes on you!
Envi rolls back inside and instructs Fujiko, Sadie and the rest of the lumberjacks to pull Page up and roll him back inside the ring. But the lumberjacks don’t appear to be in any hurry to take instructs from the Chief. So Envi marches over and kicks the bottom rope before demanding them to bring Page back into the ring. But they still refuse.
Stephy Auger: Unbelievable! Do you see this!? Those losers have one job, Crusie. One job! But they won’t do it! The nerve! I hope Envi gets them fired for insubordination.
Kris Cruise: … that’s not how it works, Stephy…
Stephy Auger: WELL IT SHOULD!
Envi turns to his group of lumberjacks on the opposite side of the ring and points behind him, as if to ask, “can you beleive this?” Becky, Lani and the Greenbacks all shake their heads in shame at the other lumberjacks not doing their job. Becky and Lani even look across the ring at them and rake their index fingers across the other.
Stephy Auger: That’s right, guys. SHAME THEM!
Envi turns around and sees Page starting to pick himself up on the outside. So the Chief bounces against the near set of ropes. The crowd boos as Envi runs across the ring, leaps through the ropes and takes out Page with a suicide European Uppercut!
Stephy Auger: Envi wipes out Page!
The boos continue as Envi pulls up Page and rolls him back inside. Envi turns and shakes his head at opposing lumberjacks before rolling back in to make the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi pulls up Page and shoves him into the corner. He whacks him across the face with an open hand strike. Then a second open hand strike. Then a third! He then takes Page, brings him out of the corner and whips him into the far ropes. When Page returns, Envi doubles him over with another knee to the midsection. He then grabs Page around the waist before bringing him down with a Saito Suplex! He makes the cover.
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TWO!
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi pulls Page back over and makes the cover.
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TWO!
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi with another cover.
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Page kicks out!
Envi then mounts himself on top of Page and rains down short-range right hands to the face while the crowd boos.
Kris Cruise: Envi is starting to lose his cool!
Stephy Auger: Envi could never lose his cool. That’s, like, physically impossible.
Envi picks up Page and sends him into the corner with an irish whip. He then runs across the ring and connects with another European Uppercut. After placing Page in a headlock, he goes for a running bulldog out of the corner when Page shoves him off into the ropes. When Envi returns, he slides through Page’s legs. When Envi gets back to his feet, Page throws out Sole Destruction (rolling big boot). But Envi catches his foot. He then wags his finger at Page before swinging the leg away from him. He then starts to lift Page up for a German Suplex when Page hits him with an elbow to the face from behind. After Page is lowered back down, he hits Envi with another elbow to the face. Page then runs into the ropes. When Page returns, the crowd boos when Envi connects with a Pop-up elbow strike! While Page is dazed, Envi turns and runs into the ropes. When the Chief returns, the crowd cheers when Page flattens him with a running big boot! He drops down and makes the cover.
Kris Cruise: Page nearly knocked Envi’s teeth down his throat with that big boot! He’s going for the cover...
Stephy Auger: Good thing he didn’t!
ONE!
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TWO!
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Envi gets his shoulder up.
Page takes Envi and goes for an irish whip. But Envi reverses, sending Page into the ropes. When Page returns, Envi leapfrogs over him. Page then continues to head into the far ropes. When Page returns, Envi turns around and leapfrogs over him again. Page continues to run the ropes. When Page returns, he sees Envi set up for a back body drop. So he stops, grabs Envi and plants him with a Snap DDT! He makes the cover.
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Envi gets is shoulder up.
As Page slowly pulls Envi up off the mat, Envi swats Page’s hands off of him and follows up with an open hand strike across the face. Page follows up with a cross chop to the throat that doubles Envi over!
Stephy Auger: Blatant illegal blow, referee! That’s grounds for a disqualification!
Page hooks both of Envi’s arms before sending him flying across the ring with a double underhook suplex! Envi arches his back in pain before rolling out onto the apron.
Kris Cruise: Where does Envi think he’s going?
Page approaches Envi while Envi slowly pulls himself up using the ropes. Page then runs over and throws out a right lariat. But Envi ducks. He then throws out a left lariat. But again, Envi ducks. Envi goes to follow up with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. But Page counters with a well-timed knee lift to the face, dropping the Chief down to the apron! Page reaches down and drags Envi’s legs back into the ring so that his upper body is still out on the pron. Page then steps out onto the apron before delivering a leg drop! The crowd cheers while Envi clutches his throat. Once Page returns to his feet on the floor and sees himself surrounded by Envi’s lumberjacks, Page gives them all a look, as if to dare them to try something. When Page turns to Envi, Max Greenback motions towards Page. But one look from Page causes Max to quickly scurry behind his brother Kyle. Kyle then fidgets before turning around and hiding behind Max. Page just shakes his head at the team before turning back to Envi. He delivers repeated clubbing strikes across the chest before climbing back up onto the apron. Page takes a few steps back before running forward and connecting with a knee drop across the apron, which knocks Envi down to the floor! Page pulls Envi back up before throwing him down with a vertical suplex on the outside! Page pulls the champion back up before delivering another vertical suplex on the floor! The crowd explodes with cheers when Page takes Envi, lifts him up onto his shoulders, turns and throws him down with a powerbomb across the edge of the apron! Beck and Lani shriek with horror as Envi arches his back before crumbling to the floor.
Kris Cruise: Page is taking it to Evan Envi!
Stephy Auger: No! Page is trying to maim our proud Champion!
Page picks up Envi and rolls him back inside. He then climbs up onto the apron. When Page steps halfway through the ropes, the crowd boos when McKinley wraps her arm around Page’s leg. Page tries to shake her off, but it’s to no avail.
Kris Cruise: Oh come on!
Page tussles with McKinley before finally kicking her off of his leg. When Page turns back to Envi, the crowd erupts with boos when the Chief connects with a roundhouse kick, sending Page tumbling back down to the floor!
Stephy Auger: AAAAAWWWWW, should have kept his eyes on his opponent!
Kris Cruise: How could he do that when Envi Lackey #1 has got her arms wrapped around his leg?
Valero heads over, picks up Page and hoists him up into his arm. He then “tries” to push Page back into the ring. But he ends up “accidentally” dropping Page face-first across the edge of the apron with a snake eyes! The boos continue as Page drops down to the floor.
Stephy Auger: Damn, don’t you hate it when that happens?
Kris Cruise: This is uncalled for! You don’t see the other lumberjacks attacking Envi!
The Greenbacks each pull Page up off the floor by the arm, but throwing him against the guardrail! They then put their hands defensively in the air and claim that Page slipped out of their hands.
Stephy Auger: It was an honest mistake!
Kris Cruise: They knew exactly what they were doing! Don’t fall for that line of crap from them!
While Page is down on all fours, Envi marches into the corner and waves his lumberjacks out of the way. Members of the crowd begin to stand up from their seats as the Chief scales to the top turnbuckles. Once Page gets up on the outside, Envi rises from the crouched position, flips off and knocks him down with The Classics (diving moonsault)! The crowd eupts with boos while Page is sprawled out on the floor.
Stephy Auger: What a picture perfect moonsault by Evan Envi! Did you see the way he arched his back!?
Envi picks up Page, lifts him up across his shoulders and returns the favor from earlier with an Alabama Slam across the edge of the apron! The boos continue as Page crumbles to the mat. Envi picks Page up off the floor and rolls him back inside. After climbing up onto the apron, Envi delivers a slingshot elbow drop to the back! He then pushes Page away from the ropes and makes the cover.
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T-NO!
Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi picks up Page and blasts him with a European Uppercut that turns the challenger away from him. Envi follows up with a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Page staggering into the corner. The Chief then heads over, takes Page and slams him face-first onto the apron before lifting him up and sitting him down on the top turnbuckle. Envi then grabs him and pulls him down into the Tree of Woe. The boos continue as Envi puts the boots to Page before applying a foot choke of his own! The ref gives Envi until the count of five to break the choke.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Envi breaks the choke and turns away from Page… before rushing back over and applying another foot choke! The crowd erupts with boos!
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Envi brings Page down out of the corner with a Tree of Woe into a Lungblower! He makes the cover.
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Page gets his foot on the bottom rope. But McKinley reaches in and pushes Page’s foot off the bottom rope.
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Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi pulls up Page, grabs him from behind with a straightjacket choke and brings him down with four pulling backbreakers! He makes the cover.
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THR-NO!
The crowd cheers when Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi heads over into the corner, drops down to a knee and starts untying the middle turnbuckle pad from around the turnbuckles. Once the string is loose, Envi pulls off the pad, exposing the steel turnbuckle underneath. The boos continue when Envi stands back up and starts untying the top turnbuckle pad.
Kris Cruise: The referee needs to get in there and regain control of this match!
The Chief continues untying at a frantic pace until he rips off the top turnbuckle pad, exposing the steel turnbuckle underneath. He then heads back over, reaches down, grabs Page by the hair and slowly pulls him up off the mat. Envi gets right in Page’s face before whipping him hard into the corner. The crowd erupts with boos when Page’s spine crashes into the exposed turnbuckles. Page grunts as he slowly drops to his knees before collapsing to the canvas. Envi steps out onto the apron as Page slowly pushes himself on all fours. Page slowly tries to crawl away from the corner. This is when Envi begins to scale to the top turnbuckle. The Chief then leaps off before flattens Page on the mat with a flying senton bomb! The boos continue as he pulls Page over and makes the cover.
Stephy Auger: That’s it! You can call the match now, Cruise!
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THR-NO!
The crowd cheers when Page gets his shoulder up.
Envi sits up Page and applies a rear chinlock. The ref gets down and asks Page if he wants to give up. But Page refuses. So Envi yanks back on the neck. The ref continues to check with in Page. But Page turns down every opportunity to quit. This frustrates Envi. So he gets up and nails Page with repeated soccer kicks to the back! The crowd boos while Page howls in pain from the kicks. Envi keeps delivers the soccer kicks at a rapid pace until Page falls over to his side. Envi then drops down, pulls Page over towards him and makes the cover.
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THR-NO!
Page gets his shoulder up. Envi then sits Page up and applies another rear chinlock. The ref asks Page if he wants to give up. But once again, he refuses. Page slowly turns over onto his knees. Fujiko, Sadie, The SMWB, Diaz and Kent can be seen slapping the apron as they try to rally behind Page. The crowd takes their cue and does the same. Once Page gets back to his feet, he nails Envi with four elbows to the midsection, breaking the hold. While Envi is doubled over, Page turns and runs into the ropes. When he comes back he throws out a lariat. But Envi ducks, hooks his arm, lifts him up and throws him down hard with a Uranage! While Page is sprawled out on the mat, Envi marches across the stepping out onto the apron. Envi begins to climb the turnbuckles.
Kris Cruise: Envi is looking to put this one away!
Stephy Auger: I can feel a Helter Skelter coming from the Chief!
When Envi reaches the top, he flips off and goes for Helter Skelter (450 Splash). But Page gets his knees up.
Kris Cruise: Page blocked!
Stephy Auger: NOOOOOOO!
The crowd explodes with cheers when Envi crashes hard across Page’s knees! Envi bounces off the knees before rolling across the ring. The FGA World Champion curls up and guards his midsection. Page slowly turns over on all fours and sees Envi. His eyes begin to widen with anticipation.
Kris Cruise: Page has got Envi in his sights! This doesn’t bode well for the Chief!
Stephy Auger: NO IT DOES NOT! GET OUT OF THEIR, ENVI!
Page slowly rises to his feet while Envi slowly picks himself up off the mat. McKinley can be seen pounding the apron while Valero, the Greenbacks, Becky and Lani all shout to Envi that Page is approaching from behind. But the Chief appears out of it. After Page grabs him from behind, the crowd cheers when Page throws out a ripcord Concussion (Rolling Elbow)! But Envi ducks! When Page turns around, the crowd boos when Envi drops him to a knee with a step-up enzuigiri! He then picks up Page, places him in a front facelock and goes for running bulldog. But Page shoves Envi off, sending him crashing sternum-first into the exposed turnbuckles! The crowd explodes with cheers upon impact.
Stephy Auger: NOOOOOOOOO!
Kris Cruise: Envi’s plan came back to bite him in the backside! Hmm, seems I’ve heard that phrase before...
Envi slowly stumbles back away from the corner. When he turns around, Page doubles him over with a boot to the midsection, hoists him up, runs towards the crowd and delivers a Turnbuckle Powerbomb into the exposed turnbuckles! Envi howls in pain as he crumbles from out of the corner. Page drops down and makes the cover.
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T-NO!
The crowd boots when Envi gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Page picks up Envi and whips him into the ropes. When Envi comes back, Page throws out a lariat, which Envi ducks. The Chief continues to run the ropes. When he returns, Page throws out another running big boot. But again, Envi ducks before heading into the ropes. When Envi comes back, the crowd cheers when Page throws him down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! He then yanks up Envi by the neck, hooks both arms and hurls him across the ring with a double underhook suplex! As Page approaches, Envi reaches over and pulls himself up using the ropes. When Page grabs him from behind, Envi begins to fight back with back elbows to the face. The last of which sends Page stumbling back towards the center of the ring. Envi then bounces against the ropes, comes back and throws out a running forearm strike. But Page ducks, grabs Envi around the waist and throws him down with a Saito Suplex! He then pulls Envi up, hooks him and throws him across the ring with an Exploder Suplex! Page marches over, pulls up Envi and brings him down with The Paralyzing (neckbreaker across the knee)! The cheers continue while Envi clutches the back of his neck.
Kris Cruise: Page is throwing Envi around that ring like a rag doll!
Page heads across the ring and lines up Envi. He begins to wait impatiently while the Chief starts to stir on the mat. Once Envi finally gets up on a knee, Page motions to run over at him. But Page ends up getting tripped up by Lani San Diego, resulting in boos from the crowd.
Stephy Auger: THANK GOD FOR LANI SAN DIEGO!
Sadie San Francisco has had enough. The Pope then rounds the ring post, marches down ringside, rounds another ring post, spins Lani around and socks her with a right hand that drops her to the floor.
Kris Cruise: There you go!
Stephy Auger: Selfish San Francisco is at it again!
Becky scurries over and drags Lani away from Sadie. Becky and Lani then climb over the guardrail while The Pope stalks after them. Sadie continues to stalk the duo while they flee in horror.
Stephy Auger: Run! Run as far as you can from that psycho!
Back at ringside, the Greenbacks pull Page down to the mat and drag him to the outside. They then hold Page in place while Valero heads over to Stephy Auger and makes a waving motion. Once Auger gets up from her chair, Valero snatches up the chair and slams it shut.
Kris Cruise: What the hell are you thinking giving up your chair!?
Stephy Auger: What? He asked nicely!
Valero takes the chair and goes to swing at Page. But at the last second, Fujiko snatches the chair out of Valero’s hands before tossing it to the floor.!The SMWB then run over to the Greenbacks, pull them away from Page and knock them down with punches! Page then turns Valero around and throws him down with an Exploder Suplex!
Kris Cruise: Envi’s allies are being taken out one by one!
Page then takes Valero and whips him into the steel steps, sending the top half of the steps rolling across the floor! He marches over, picks up Valero and pulls him into a hangman’s hold over the steel steps. McKinley pleads with Page not to do it.
Kris Cruise: Stephy Auger: Don’t you dare… don’t you dare harm another hair on his beautiful body...
Page just responds with a shrug before driving Valero face-first into the bottom half of the steel steps with Nirvana (hangman’s facebuster)! The crowd explodes with cheers while Valero remains motionless on the steps.
Kris Cruise: Valero is down! Jimmy Page just took him out!
Stephy Auger: NOOOOOOOOO!
Page turns and looks at Envi, who is still on his knees. Envi looks terrified after seeing his best friend be driven face-first into the steel steps. Envi slowly turns and sees Page pulling himself up onto the apron. When Page steps back into the ring, Envi gets his hands up. He backs away from Page and tries to plead with him. But Page just shakes his head from side to side. Envi continues to circle away from Page before turning to run out of the ring. But as soon as Envi steps halfway through the ropes, he sees Fujiko blocking his path on the floor.
Stephy Auger: Quick, someone dangle a burger in front of her face so Envi can get the hell out of the ring!
Kris Cruise: Would you stop it!?
Envi steps back into the ring and backs away from ropes and bumps into Page! Before Envi can turn around, Page hooks him from behind before dumping him on the back of his neck with a half nelson suplex! After Envi rolls over onto his knees, Page darts over and bashes Envi in the face with a Boma Ye!
Kris Cruise: Trauma Symphony right to the face!
Stephy Auger: AH!
Page heads into the corner and waits for Envi to get up. Once Envi slowly turns over into the prone position and pushes himself up onto his knees, Page runs over from behind and nails him in the back of the head with another Trauma Symphony!
Kris Cruise: Another Trauma Symphony from Page!
Stephy Auger: UGH!
Page heads into the corner and begins to wave his arm up and down frantically. Envi tries to push himself up on all fours before collapsing face-first onto the mat.
Kris Cruise: Envi might be out of it!
Envi against tries to push himself up off the mat. The crowd begins to stomp their feet as they wait impatiently along with Page. Once he slowly gets up on his knees, Page charges from out of the corner with a third Trauma Symphony!
Stephy Auger: GAH!
Page slowly pulls Envi up off the mat. After grabbing Envi from behind, the crowd explodes with cheers when Page clobbers him the Concussion! Envi crumbles to the mat before Page drops down and makes the cover. The crowd counts along with the ref…
“ONE!”
“TWO!”
“THREE!”
J.A. Aldridge: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner aaaand NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW FGA World Champion, JIMMY PAGE!
The crowd explodes with cheers when “Murdered Out” blasts over the PA.
Kris Cruise: IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
Stephy Auger: ...
The cheers get even louder once Page gets his arm raised in victory.
Kris Cruise: EVAN ENVI’S REIGN HAS FGA WORLD CHAMPION IS OVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS JIMMY PAGE!
Stephy Auger: ...
The referee gets handed the FGA World Championship belt. He then makes his way over to Page and holds the belt out towards him. Page look down at the championship before turning to the crowd.
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
“YOU DESERVE IT!”
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Page slowly reaches out… and accepts the title belt. Page slowly walks around the ring staring down at the championship. To the side of the ring, McKinley is seen rolling Envi to the outside. She pats Envi on the shoulder as he finally comes to. Once the Chief recognizes that it’s Page’s music playing throughout the arena, he slowly looks up. Envi is in a state of shock once the loss finally settles in. Envi’s mouth is wide open. McKinley tries to talk to Envi and comfort him. But Envi doesn’t respond as he’s stuck in a thousand yard stare.
Kris Cruise: Evan Envi is in a state of shock!
Stephy Auger: ...
Back in the ring, Page slowly places the FGA World Championship across his shoulder for the first time in over three and a half years. He moves his shoulder up and down to get used to the weight of the championship. Page then slips the championship off of his shoulder before raising it in the air to an explosion of cheers from the crowd.
Kris Cruise: For the first time since February of 2015, Jimmy Page can call himself a World Champion again! Congratulations to the new champion! It’s been a long three and a half years! I can’t even put into words the journey this man has been on! And I’m not just talking about his in-ring career. I’m talking personally as well! It’s been a wild ride. But the King of the Fn World is FINALLY back on top of the World!
Stephy Auger: ...
Page takes the championship and slowly fastens it around his waist. Once he steps out onto the apron, Fujiko, Sadie, the SMWB, Kent, and Diaz can all be seen clapping for Page while Kol stands off to the side with his arms folded. Page hops down from the apron before heading back up the aisle. When Page gets to the top of the ramp, he slowly turns back and faces the crowd. Page is met with a standing ovation as the show fades to black, followed by the Vertigo logo…
