MAIN EVENT
Triple Threat Match
FGA UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
(c) Evan Envi vs. Jimmy Page vs. Johnny Karma
*DING! DING!! DING!!!*
J.A. Aldridge: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a Triple Threat Match! It is your MAAAIIIIIN EVENT of the evening and it if for the FGA UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
A song crashes into the P.A. system that sounds of static and a guitar. The lights begin to flash a violent red frantically. As the song "Murdered Out" by Kim Gordon really kicks in, the lights continue to flash red. A silhouette appears at the entrance. With a controlled stagger, Jimmy Page comes from the back, head down and arms out from his sides. Page swaggers down to the ring in at a methodical pace. The camera gets a close up of his hair covered face as he makes his way down the aisle. He stops at the top of the ramp, flinging his hair from his eyes and glaring around, chewing on a piece of gum. Through the static red, a spotlight follows Page as he makes his way to the front of the ring.
J.A. Aldridge: Introducing the first challenger. From Flint, Michigan! Weighing in at 237 pounds! He is “The King of the F’N World”... JIMMYYYYYY PAAAAAAAGE!!!
He takes a running start, sliding on top of the apron. He stands, gets in the ring, then climbs on top of the turnbuckle. Page spits his gum outside of the ring, into the crowd. Jimmy leaps down from the turnbuckle, and begins to slither down into a seat on the lower turnbuckle; Placing his head against the middle turnbuckle, knocking the back of it against the corner gently as he awaits the bell.
Kris Cruise: Jimmy Page has waited for years for this opportunity to come his way. But finally it has, after winning the 2018 Gold Rush Rumble. He is one match away from becoming FGA Undisputed Champion, Stephy.
Stephy Auger: Well guess what, Kris? It’s going to stay that way. Jimmy Page doesn't have the intelligence to outwit Evan Envi. He doesn’t have the physical ability to outwrestle our Chief. This is as close as he’s ever going to come to sniffing the Undisputed Championship. So he better take it all in and savor it because this is as good as it gets for that knuckle-dragging neanderthal!
The arena lights flash in a myriad of different colours in time with John Bonham's quite remarkably epic drum intro that is filling the arena, and just as it reaches a crescendo Cherry Baum emerges at the top of the ramp, standing to one side to introduce the man they call Johnny Karma, to the Frontier
Wrestling Arts fanbase - at which point he walks out onto the ramp before coming to a halt and uses a couple of fingers to blow a kiss to the fans, pausing to hold his arm in the air for a couple of seconds to signal his arrival
As he and Cherry begin to walk down the ramp, Karma unfastens the cuffs of his ring jacket while also talking some last minute preparation with Cherry as they get ever closer to the ring
As the pair reach ringside, Cherry quickly climbs onto the ring apron and sits on the middle rope to hold it open, as Karma climbs the ring steps and walks along the apron, turning to face the audience and slowly raising an arm before raising his index finger to let everyone know that he is #1, before he steps through the ropes into the ring.
Melanie Sierra: And his opponent,, hailing Queens, New York! He weighs in at 233 pounds! Ladies and gentlemen, JOOOOHNNYYYYYY KAAARRRRMAAAAA!!!
Once inside the ring, Karma unzips his ring jacket before he climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle and holds his arms out wide to soak in the crowd's cheers
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay
Once he climbs down from the turnbuckles, Karma crosses the ring and climbs onto the opposite turnbuckle to salute the fans
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
It's got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
Oh well, oh well, oh well
Climbing down once again, Karma saunters towards the centre of the ring and once again uses a couple of fingers to blow a kiss to the crowd before raising his arm high above his head with those two fingers still extended, and he holds the pose for a few seconds.
Geoff Penzer: Johnny Karma was screwed out of the Undisputed Championship by Evan Envi. The “Chief” then tried to screw him out of a rematch by cutting a backroom deal and running off to the other show. But tonight, there’s nowhere to run. There’s no one for him to hide behind. He’s burned his bridge with Neon. He’s burned with bridge with Sadie San Francisco. Ricky Valero just got defeated alONG with the rest of Team Vertigo moments ago. Now he’s got to step in there with not just Karma, but Page as well? And he doesn’t have to be pinned or submitted to lose the championship? I won’t count Envi all the way out. But Stephy, it doesn’t look good for Envi.
Stephy Auger: Of course it doesn’t. This is what you all want. You’re all so bloodthirsty. You want to see Envi pay for crimes he never even committed. But this is what makes The Chief… THE CHIEF! He gets forced into these positions, where his back is against the wall. But in the end, he still finds a way to come out on top. I’m confident that our Champion will do just that once again!
J.A. Aldridge: And their opponent…
The frantic opening to “Can You Feel It?” hits the PA system to a deafening mixed reaction from the audience. As purple-colored strobes flicker throughout the darkened arena, Evan Envi walks through the curtains toward the top of the ramp. He pauses, looking out among the audience with an arched brow before motioning for someone to come out.
Kris Cruise: What is Envi doing? What does he have up his sleeve?
To the surprise of the audience, out from the back come a muscular female with short black hair.
Kris Cruise: What in the world?
Geoff Penzer: … who is that?
Stephy Auger: That’s Natalie McKinley!
After Envi high fives McKinley, the two casually making their way toward the ring, a look of amusement crossing Envi’s face as he endures the varying reactions from the audience. He pauses just once at the bottom of the ramp, looking around the venue once more, a smirk spreading across his face.
Kris Cruise: But what is she doing out here with Envi?
Stephy Auger: It looks like the Chief has brought reinforcements!
Geoff Penzer: Unbelievable! UNBELIEVABLE!
Finally, as Envi walks up the steel steps and onto the apron, the lights slowly return to normal. He climbs the ropes like a staircase, raising the double “V” fingers into the air as he pauses on the top turnbuckle and then drops down into the ring, fingers still raised above his head as he marches toward the far set of ropes, looking out into the audience with a wink, muttering something to himself as his music fades and his arms lower to his side, loosening up his limbs as he backs into the corner.
J.A. Aldridge: … weighing in at 203 pounds! He is the reigning… defending… FGA Undisputed Champion! He is the “Chief”, EEEEVAAAAAAN EEEEENNNNNNVIIIIIII!!!
The crowd erupts with boos when Envi raises the Championship high over his head. Once his music dies down, he hands the championship over to the referee. Once the ref shows the belt to both challengers, he then holds it high in the air. He then walks over, hands the Championship off to someone at ringside before calling for the bell. The crowd explodes with cheers when the bell sounds. All three grapplers switch their focus back and forth between their two opponents. While all three grapplers begin to circle the ring, the fans begin to yell out support for their favorites.
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
Envi looks out and is visibly annoyed at the lack of love being shown to him. The crowd boos when he kicks the bottom rope out of disgust. When Envi turns around, he sees both Page and Karma approaching him. So Envi wisely drops to his mat and rolls to the outside. The boos get louder when the Chief hides behind McKinley before peeking his head over her shoulders.
Kris Cruise: Look at him!
Stephy Auger: Yeah, he’s being smart!
Geoff Penzer: He’s being a coward!
Envi points at both Karma and Page and motions for them to fight it out. While Karma states down at Envi, Page makes a steps towards Karma. The former FGA Undisputed Champion turns around just in time to catch Page. The 2018 Gold Rush Rumble winner takes a step or two back and waits for Karma in the center of the ring. The two proceed to circle the ring before locking up. After jockeying for position, Page shoves Karma, causing him to take a few steps back. Once Karma gets his footing, he cranks his neck as he circles around Page. Karma then slowly inches over towards the King of the F’N World before engaging in another lock up. After jockeying for position, Karma starts to move Page back. But Page is able to put on the brakes before shoving Karma down to the mat. The crowd cheers. But the cheers soon turn to boos once the crowd sees Envi slapping the apron and yelling at Page to get on Karma. As Page takes a few steps towards the side of the ring, Envi gets right behind McKinley while she crosses her arms. Page shakes his head at the Envi’s cowardice before turning his attention back to Karma.
Kris Cruise: This is Trademark Envi right here. He’s flapped his gums, only to hide behind the next person that he can use.
Stephy Auger: This is Trademark Envi by being smarter than everyone in the ring with him.
While Page turns back to focus on Page, he senses, Envi rolling back in from behind. When Page turns around, Envi rolls back to the outside. This distraction allows Karma to quickly run up, grab Page from behind and bring him down with Instant Karma (hammerlock spun into a DDT)! He makes the cover.
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Page kicks out.
Karma picks up Page, moves him into the corner and delivers a blistering knife edge chop. After another knife edge chop to the chest, Karma takes Page and whips him into the opposite corner. As Karma runs over to attack, Page bounces out of the corner and runs him over with a shoulder block. As Karma gets back to his feet, Page takes him and shoots him into the ropes. When Karma returns, Page throws out the Concussion (Rolling Elbow). But Karma ducks and runs into the far ropes. When he comes back, he knocks Page down with an NYC Uppercut (running European Uppercut)! He then knocks Page back down to the mat with another NYC Uppercut. Karma then takes Page and whips him into the far ropes. When Page returns, Karma sets up for a back body drop. Page sees it, so he stops and kicks Karma in the face. Once Karma stands up, Page throws out the Concussion! But again, Karma ducks. He then quickly grabs Page from behind and throws out Hard Times (wristlock transitioned into a short-arm Bionic Elbow)! But Page ducks and counters with an Exploder Suplex! He makes the cover.
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Karma kicks out.
Geoff Penzer: Both Karma and Page have gone for their finishers early, but both have missed!
Page picks up Karma and knocks him backwards with a double chop to the throat. After shoving Karma into the corner, Page lights up his chest with knife edge chops. After a trio of back elbows in the corner, Page takes Karma and sends him crashing into the opposite corner. Page then runs across the ring to attack when Karma turns him around with a boot to the face. While Page staggers from out of the corner, Karma runs up from behind, grabs him, runs, leaps over the top rope and delivers Macho Karma! While Page stumbles back, Karma climbs up onto the apron, climbs up to the top turnbuckle, leaps off and knocks Page down with a flying double ax handle! Instead of making the cover, the crowd cheers when Karma runs across the ring and wipes out Envi at ringside with This Is For The Front Row (baseball slide clothesline)!
Stephy Auger: What a cheap shot from Karma!
Kris Cruise: Cheap!? There was nothing cheap about that at all!
Once Karma gets to his feet, he’s face to face with McKinley. Karma then brushes past her before taking Envi, slamming him face-first onto the apron and rolling him back inside. While Karma climbs up onto the apron, McKinley trips him up. So karma turns and throws out a kick, which causes McKinley to take a step or two back.
Geoff Penzer: Hey!
Once Karma turns back to the ring, Envi doubles him over with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. The boos continue as he brings Karma back inside with a vertical suplex. The Chief turns over into a lateral press.
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Karma kicks out.
Kris Cruise: That timely distraction gave Envi just enough time to recover and get back into this.
Envi picks up Karma, moves him over into the corner and gives him a European Uppercut, followed by a knife edge chop. He then turns to the crowd, expecting a “WOOOO!” But the Chief gets nothing. So Envi hits Karma with another European Uppercut, followed by a knife edge chop. The Chief turns to the crowd.
Crowd: …
Envi delivers another European Uppercut, followed by a knife edge chop. He turns to the crowd.
Crowd: …
The Chief narrows his eyes at the crowd here in Safeco. He then turns back to Karma and sends him into the opposite corner with an irish whip. Envi runs across the ring to attack when Karma turns him around with a boot to the face. While Envi staggers away from the corner, Karma runs up from behind, grabs him, leaps over the top rope and delivers Macho Karma! While Envi holds his throat while stumbling back, Karma climbs back up onto the apron. While Karma is trying to climb the turnbuckle, Envi charges into the corner, races up to the middle rope and clobbers Karma with a running European Uppercut, sending the former Undisputed Champion falling to the floor! The crowd boos as Envi stays on the middle ropes and poses. But the boos turn to cheers when Page runs over into the corner and lifts him up onto his shoulders. As Page carries him out of the corner, Envi swings his arms wildly before countering into a victory roll.
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Page kicks out.
After both grapplers return to their feet, Envi throws out a right hand. But Page blocks and counters with a punch of his own. Envi throws out another punch. But again, Page blocks and counters with a punch of his own. Page rocks Envi with a straight right to the jaw. He socks Page with another punch. Then another. And another. Page motions to throw out another punch when Envi cuts him off with a rake to the eyes! The boos continue as he grabs Page, runs and tosses him through the ropes and to the floor. While Page is picking himself up on the outside, Envi turns and runs into the far ropes. When the Chief comes back, he leaps through the ropes and knocks Page down with a suicide European Uppercut! The boos continue as the Chief gets to his feet and stomps away on Page. After reaching down and pulling Page back up, Envi takes Page and whips him hard, sending him smacking face-first into the ring post! The crowd erupts with boos as Page crumbles to the mat. Envi smirks as he makes his way around the steel steps and spots Karma getting up on a knee. He then looks over and sees Cherry Baum cheering him on. Once Cherry sees Envi approaching, her eyes widen. She then backs away from Envi, only to end up bumping into McKinley. Cherry then scurries away from the much larger McKinley. Envi turns his attention back to Karma. As soon as Karma gets back to his feet, Envi doubles him over with a hard kick to the midsection. The two switch places at ringside before Envi leans forward and lifts Karma up across his shoulders. The crowd gasps when Envi swings Karma down, delivering an Alabama Slam across the edge of the apron! Karma lets out a grunt as he drops to his knees before falling face-first to the floor. Boos begin to fill up Safeco while Karma appears to be hurt. Out of the corner of Envi’s eye, he eyes the steel steps. A smirk forms as the Chief reaches down and slowly pulls Karma back up.
Kris Cruise: Don’t do it, Envi! You’ve already got the man down!
Stephy Auger: Why not take the chance and definitively put the match away?
Envi takes Karma and whips him hard down ringside, sending him crashing into the steel steps. The crowd boos as the top half of the steps go flying. While Karma lays curled up next to the steps, Envi marches over before putting the boots to him. He then reaches down, slowly pulls Karma back up and then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Gasps and boos can be heard as Envi has Karma set up to be thrown down with an Alabama Slam across the bottom half of the steel steps. But before Envi can throw him down, Page rounds the ring post and knocks Envi down with a running big boot.! The cheers continue as he picks up Envi and rolls him back inside.
Stephy Auger: Page should thank his lucky stars that Page was there for the save!
After Page rolling back in, he picks up Envi and socks him with a straight right to the jaw, sending the Chief stumbling back into the far ropes. While Envi tries to shake out the cobwebs, Page marches across the ring. He goes to grab Envi when Envi throws out a kick to the midsection. He then hits Page with another kick. And another. Envi throws out another kick. This time, the crowd gasps and “OOOOO”s when Page catches his foot. Envi screams while Page drags him towards the center of the ring. Envi pleads with Page. But Page isn’t about to hear any of it. He then swings the leg away from him. When Envi spins back towards him, Page looks to knock Envi’s head off his shoulders with the Concussion. But Envi just barely ducks and then quickly rolls him up with a school boy.
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Envi hooks the tights!
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Page kicks out.
Kris Cruise: Envi nearly stole this match!
Geoff Penzer: It wouldn’t be his first time!
Stephy Auger: I can’t believe how you to continue to dump all over a Good Guy like the Chief!
Kris Cruise: It’s not that hard to tell the truth, Stephy.
After both grapplers scramble back to a vertical base, Envi throws out a step-up enzuigiri. But Page ducks. When Envi gets back up, Page knocks him down with a gamengiri! He makes the cover.
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Envi kicks out.
Page picks up Envi, throws him down with a snapmare and then applies a fish hook.
Stephy Auger: Stop this madness, referee! This savage is trying to mutilate our beautiful Chief!
The crowd cheers as Page tries to rip Envi’s mouth apart. The ref gives Page until the count of five to break the illegal hold.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Page reluctantly lets go. As he slowly pulls up Envi off the mat, Envi nails him with a punch to the midsection. The crowd boos when Envi doubles him over with two more punches. The FGA Undisputed Champ then turns and runs into the far ropes. When Envi returns, the crowd explodes with cheers when Page turns him inside out with a lariat! Page then follows up with a leg drop before tuning over to make the cover.
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Envi kicks out.
Stephy Auger: Page didn’t put enough behind that leg drop, brother.
Page picks up Envi, throws him down with a scoop slam and then drops a knee across his face. Page drops another knee across the face just because. After hooking his arms around Envi’s legs, Page leans back, catapulting Page into the corner. The crowd cheers when Envi smacks face-first into the top turnbuckle. As Envi stumbles back, Page grabs him before throwing him down with a Saito Suplex! He makes the cover.
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Karma scurries over and breaks up the pin.
Geoff Penzer: Karma keeps his chances alive with that save!
Karma picks up Page, marches over into the corner and goes to slam him face-first into the top turnbuckle. But Page blocks the move. He then elbows Karma before slamming him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Karma around, Page sends him slumping down in the corner with a flurry of right hands to the face. From there, Page follows up with a running knee facewash. The King of the F’N World pulls Karma back up before sending him into the opposite corner. Page runs across the ring when Karma throws out a boot to the face. This time, Page stops and catches his foot in time. After dragging Karma from out of the corner, Page swings the leg away from him, grabs Karma from behind and delivers a Half Nelson Suplex! After Karma rolls over onto his knees, Page runs back over and blasts him with the Trauma Symphony (Boma Ye)! He makes the cover.
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The crowd boos when Envi dives over and breaks up the pin. The boos continue as Envi delivers clubbing strikes across Page’s back.
Stephy Auger: There you go, Chief!
Envi picks up Page and tosses him through the ropes and to the floor. While Page picks himself up on the apron, Envi runs into the adjacent set of ropes. When Envi returns, the crowd boos as he sends Page flipping off the apron and to the floor with a step-up enzuigiri! The boos grow even louder when Envi walks over and high fives McKinley!
Kris Cruise: Look at this! Why is he showboating! He hasn’t won the match!
Stephy Auger: When you’re as great as Envi, you can’t help but celebrate.
The Chief heads back over and taunts Cherry before climbing back up onto the apron. When he looks in the ring and does a double take at the sight of Karma still down. His eyes widen as he grips the top rope with both hands.
Stephy Auger: Envi’s got Karma right where he wants him! The Chief is seconds away from successfully defending his championship!
Envi salivates as he’s got Karma lined up for Helter Skelter (450 Splash). Envi’s about to go for a his springboard version off the apron. But he stops himself when he turns around and sees Page starting to pick himself up off the floor. Envi looks back and sees Karma still down. He then looks back and sees Page. The Chief continues to look back and forth as the crowd tries to rally behind the two fan favorites. The indecisive Envi finally makes up his mind and marches over towards the ring post. After scaling to the top turnbuckle, it looks like Envi is going to soar across the ring and crash onto Karma. But instead, the Chief pivots and flips off, knocks Page down with The Classics (diving moonsault)!
Kris Cruise: Envi just took out Page with a huge moonsault to the outside!
Stephy Auger: Did you see the hangtime!? Did you see the arch in his back!?
Envi then gets up to his feet, leaps up onto the apron, grabs the top rope and soars across the ring with a springboard Helter Skelter…
… but Karma gets his knees up!
Stephy Auger: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Geoff Penzer: Not so fast, Stephy!
Kris Cruise: There’s still some fight left in Johnny Karma!
The crowd explodes with cheers when Envi crashes across Karma’s knees. After bouncing off the knees, Envi rolls over and curls up.
Kris Cruise: Envi might have hurt his ribs on that one! He still hasn’t gotten back up! This is giving Karma all the time to return to his feet!
While Envi struggles up pull himself up using the ropes, Karma turns over on all fours before getting back to his feet. Once Envi stumbles back, the crowd explodes with cheers when Karma grabs him from behind. He then spins Envi out in front of him before throwing out Hard Times. But Envi ducks, floats over, hooks both of Karma’s arms and plants him.! The crowd gasps when Karma gets hit with The Blue (Scissored Snap Double Arm DDT)!
Geoff Penzer: What the…?
Stephy Auger: YASSSSSSSS! YAAAAASSSS! YAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!
The silence is then replaced by an eruption of boos as Envi pushes Karma over and makes the cover.
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THREE!!!
Kris Cruise: NO!
Stephy Auger: NO!?
Geoff Penzer: NO! HE GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! JOHNNY KARMA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP IN TIME!
McKinley can be seen marching over and slapping the apron before holding up three fingers at the ref. Envi looks up at the referee in confusion. He holds up three fingers. But the ref shakes his head and holds two fingers up at him. Envi drops his head in disbelief.
Geoff Penzer: Evan Envi is shock! He thought he had this match sewn up!
McKinley slaps the apron again, snapping Envi out of it. Once the Chief gets back to a vertical base, he heads over towards the corner. Envi begins to scale the turnbuckles when Karma runs up from behind and delivers a clubbing strike. Karma then climbs up behind Envi, grabs a hold of his arm, lifts him up, falls back and delivers an avalanche belly to back suplex! The crowd explodes with cheers while Envi clutches his arm.
Kris Cruise: Envi came down hard on that arm! It might be hurt!
Stephy Auger: Don’t even bring up the possibility, Cruise!
While Envi is down on the mat, Karma slowly picks himself back up. He circles Envi before delivering a stomp to the right knee, then the right ankle. Karma turns, delivering a stomp to the left knee and left wrist. He then goes and stomps the hell out of Envi’s left shoulder while the crowd cheers. Karma pulls up the champion and delivers Dynamite Karma (hammerlock suplex)! He makes the cover.
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The crowd boos when Envi gets his right shoulder up.
After Envi pulls up Karma, the Chief catches him by surprise with a Pop-up Elbow Strike! While Karma is dazed, Envi turns and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, Karma throws him down with a snap scoop powerslam! The cheers continue while Karma hooks the leg…
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The crowd boos when Envi gets his right shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Another nearfall for the former Champion.
Karma pulls up Envi off the mat before sending him crashing into the corner with an irish whip. He then runs into the corner and clobbers Envi with an NYC Uppercut, sending the Chief slumping down in the corner. After stepping back towards the center of the ring, Karma motions to run forward to go for the Kodak Moment (rope-assisted corner dropkick). But Page spins him around and doubles him over with a boot to the midsection. While Envi struggles to pull himself up in the corner, Page lifts Karma up onto his shoulders, runs forward and delivers a Turnbuckle Powerbomb into Envi! After Karma collapses out of the corner, Page runs back over and nails Envi with a corner big boot! The cheers continue as Page sends Envi into the opposite corner with an irish whip. Page charges across the ring before bashing Envi with a running corner elbow smash! He then leads Envi out of the corner before doubling him over with a boot to the midsection and throwing him across the ring with a double underhook powerbomb. The Chief arches his back in pain before rolling out onto the apron. Page sees this and decides to immediately go after him. As Page runs over and throws out a lariat, Envi grabs the top rope and drops down, sending Page tumbling over the top rope and down to the floor! The boos continue while Page writhes in pain on the outside. Back in the ring, Envi looks over and sees Karma still down. So Envi goes for another attempt at Helter Skelter. This time, Karma rolls out of the way. But instead of crashing onto the canvas, Envi lands on his feet before his momentum sends him rolling forward. Once Envi rolls back to his feet and turns around, he runs back over at Karma to attack. But Karma counters with a spinebuster! The cheers continue as Karma rolls across Envi and hooks the near leg.
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The crowd boos when Envi gets his right shoulder up.
Kris Cruise: Envi gets his shoulder up just in time!
On the outside, Page can be seen pulling himself up using the edge of the apron. When he turns to his right, the crowd erupts with boos when McKinley knocks him down with a lariat!
Geoff Penzer: Oh come on!
Stephy Auger: Wah? What happened!?
Kris Cruise: You know exactly what happened!
Back in the ring, Karma takes Envi, marches over into the corner and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Envi around, Karma climbs up onto the middle ropes and rains down punches on him while the crowd counts along.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEV-
Envi grabs Karma, runs out of the corner and delivers an inverted atomic drop. The boos continue when Envi throws Karma down with a Uranage! The Chief then heads into the corner, scales to the top turnbuckles and flips off for The Classic. But Karma rolls out of the way, causing Envi to crash onto the canvas!
Stephy Auger: GAH!
Geoff Penzer: Envi missed again! The high risk has come back to bite him more times than not!
While Envi slowly turns over onto his back, Karma gets back to a vertical base. After making his way out onto the apron, he walks across it before scaling to the top turnbuckle. The crowd rises to their feet as Karma raises his arms in the air and points up at the sky. The crowd explodes with cheers when Karma leaps off and crashes on top of Envi with From The Stars Above (flying elbow drop)!
Geoff Penzer: Right to Envi’s cold black heart, Stephy!
Stephy Auger: You take that back!
Envi curls up while he clutches his chest. Karma then heads over towards the ropes and sets up for Check Your Chiclets (Superkick)! The crowd begins to stomping their feet in unison while Envi turns over on all fours. As Envi comes closer to getting back to a vertical base, the stomps get faster and faster. When Envi finally turns around, Karma motions to go for the superkick. But the cheers turn to boos when McKinley reaches in and wraps her arms around Karma’s ankle.
Kris Cruise: What the heck!? Get her out of here!
Stephy Auger: What? She’s just trying to tie Karma’s boots for him.
The boos continue until Karma’s able to shake her loose. When Karma turns his attention back to Envi, the Chief blasts him with a superkick of his own, knocking him down.
Geoff Penzer: Envi takes advantage of yet another distraction!
On the outside, the boos turn to cheers when Cherry gets the courage to shove McKinley from behind. This doesn’t please McKinley, who turns around and narrows her eyes at Karma’s valet. The Chief takes exception to this as well. While the ref is checking on Karma, Envi sticks his head through the middle ropes to tell Cherry off. The crowd explodes with cheers when Cherry takes her cast-wrapped hand and blasts Envi in the face with it!
Kris Cruise: There you go, Stephy!
Stephy Auger: GAH!
Geoff Penzer: She’s been waiting months for that!
The cheers continue as the Chief is wobbly. On the outside, McKinley runs forward and runs over Cherry, flattening her with a running shoulder block!
Kris Cruise: Good God!
Back inside, a dazed Envi drops down to a knee. Once he slowly gets back up and turns around, Karma sends spittle flying out of his mouth with Check Your Chiclets! The cheers continue as he reaches down and pulls Envi up into a standing headscissors. The crowd sees Envi in position for Dazed, Confused and All Messed Up (jumping piledriver)! But before Karma can lift Envi upside down, Page quickly grabs Karma from behind, pulls him away from Envi and drives him face-first into the canvas with Nirvana (Hangman’s Facebuster)! The cheers continue as he shoves Karma over and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THR-NO!
The crowd boos when Envi drags Page off of Karma before placing him in an ankle lock. Envi cranks away on the ankle while Page groans. The ref asks Page if he wants to give up. When Page refuses, Envi drops down and grapevines the leg. The Chief continues to crank away on the ankle as he fights for the submission. The ref checks in with Page and asks him if he wants to give up. But he refuses. The crowd begins to rally behind Page as he struggles to pull himself across the ring. Envi shakes his head in disbelief while Page continues to make progress.
Kris Cruise: Page is fighting with everything in him to make it to the ropes.
Stephy Auger: He’s not going to make it, so he mind as well quit.
Page continues to scratch and claw his way towards the side of the ring. He reaches out to grab the bottom rope…
… but McKinley is right there to pull the rope back and hold it away from him! The crowd erupts with boosn while Envi taunts Page.
Geoff Penzer: What is this!? Enough’s enough!
Envi continues to taunt Page until Karma nails him with a jumping knee drop to the face, breaking the hold! Karma picks up Envi and socks him with a right hand. After socking Envi with another punch, Karma rattles off three left jabs before knocking Envi off his feet with a right hook.
Geoff Penzer: SUGAR RAY KARMA!
Envi returns to his feet, only to get dropped once again with another right hook. As the Chief gets back to a vertical base, Karma grabs him and whips him into the far ropes. When Envi returns, he throws out a running clothesline. But Karma ducks. Envi’s momentum keeps him running forward until Page ducks and dumps him over the top rope, sending him crashing down into McKinley on the outside!
Kris Cruise: There you go!
Geoff Penzer: It looks like Page just neutralized McKinley!
Back in the ring, Page looks over and sees Karma and vice versa. The two fan favorites slowly make their way towards the center of the ring.
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
LET’S GO, KARMA!!!
LET’S GO, JIMMY!!!
The two grapplers take in the crowd reaction before turning back to each other. They give each other a knowing nod before blasting each other with right hands! The crowd explodes with cheers as Karma and Page continue to go back and forth. Suddenly, Page starts to get the upper hand as each punch knocks Karma closer and closer towards the far ropes. Karma then begins to gain the upper hand as each punch knocks Page closer and closer towards the center of the ring. While Page is rocked, Karma turns and runs into the far ropes. When Karma returns, Page flattens him with Sole Destruction (discus big boot)! The cheers continue as Page picks up Karma and brings him down with The Paralyzing! The King of the F’N World pulls up Karma and nearly dumps him on the back of his neck with a half nelson suplex! Page goes over, pulls Karma back up and delivers another half nelson suplex! Page slowly pulls up Karma back to his feet before hoisting him up onto his shoulder. He then runs forward and gives Karma a Turnbuckle Powerbomb. As Karma bounces off the ropes, Page grabs him, switches positions in the corner and hurls him into the turnbuckle with an exploder suplex! The cheers continue as Page drags Karma away from the corner and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
The crowd explodes with cheers when Karma gets his shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Karma is hanging in there, guys!
Page pulls up Karma and unleashes a flurry of elbow strikes to the face. Page continues his flurry of strikes, knocking Karma down to a knee. While Karma is dazed, Page turns and runs into the far ropes. When he comes back, the crowd explodes with cheers with he blasts Karma in the face with Trauma Symphony! He makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE-NO!
The crowd gasps, then cheers when Karma gets his shoulder up.
Page grabs Karma and slowly peels him up off the mat. After getting behind Karma, Page grabs him, rolls him out in front and throws out a ripcord Concussion. But Karma ducks before countering with a belly to back suplex. Page clutches the back of his head. Karma pulls up Page and blasts him with Sugar Ray Karma. But Page doesn’t go down. So Karma hits him with another left jab-right hook combo. But again, Page doesn’t go down. So Karma turns and runs into the far ropes. When Karma comes back, the crowd cheers when he knocks Page down with an NYC Uppercut! Karma pulls Page back up before sending him into the ropes. When Page returns, the crowd cheers when Karma knocks him down with Check Your Chiclets. While Page is sprawled out on the mat, Karma steps out onto the apron before scaling to the top turnbuckle. The crowd cheers as Karma leaps off and crashes on top of Page with From The Stars Above! When Karma returns to his feet, he looks and sees some fans signalling for Hard Times. Karma nods his head, which gets a pop from the crowd. While Page is turned over on all fours, Karma heads over, reaches down and slowly pulls him up from behind. After grabbing Page, Page tries to fight Karma off with back elbows using his free arm. But Karma fight through it, spins Page out in front of him and knocks him down with Hard Times to an explosion of cheers!!! Karma drops down and makes the cover.
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THREE!!!
NO!
The crowd gasps when Envi leaps through the ropes and breaks up the pin just in the nick of time. He quickly takes Karma, runs and chucks him through the ropes and to the floor. The boos continue as Envi scurries across the ring, slides next to Page and makes the cover.
Kris Cruise: NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!!!
The crowd erupts with boos when “Can You Feel It?” blares throughout the venue.
J.A. Aldridge: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…. And STIIIIIILLLLL FGA Undisputed Champion, EVAN ENVI!
The boos continue as Envi rolls to the outside. He runs around ringside screaming before leaping into the arms of McKinley. Envi snatches the championship away from the timekepeer before McKinley cradles him around ringside and back up the aisle. Page is still out on his back while Karma is on his knees in the ring with his hands on his hips. He shakes his head with disappointment.
Stephy Auger: YES! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS!!!
Kris Cruise: Evan Envi has just stole another one! He’s slithered out of this match like the snake that he is!
Geoff Penzer: …
At the top of the ramp, McKinley puts Envi down. Once the Chief turns to the ramp, McKinley takes his left arm and raises it forcefully in the air. This causes the Chief to let out a load groan as he collapses to to his knees. McKinley then goes over and raises up Envi’s right arm while she points to him. Envi gets back to his feet and raises his Championship in the air using his right arm while the chants of “ENVI SUCKS!!!” close out the show...