MAIN EVENT
★★★ SINGLES MATCH ★★★
Johnny Karma vs. Chandler Scott
The lights dim as the sound of a guitar plays throughout the arena. Red lasers soon begin to shoot out from the stage. Once their attention has been captured, the crowd turns to the entryway to prepare for the man that's about to walk out. At the 25 second mark, “Animal Ghosts” bursts through the speakers. Chandler Scott pushes through the curtain to a loud ovation from the crowd.
Melanie Sierra: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your MAIN EVENT of the evening! Introducing first, from Westwood, Massachusetts! Weighing in at 226 pounds! He is the “DNA of FGA”, CHAAAAANDLERRRRRRR SCOOOOTT!!!
Chandler makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face. After slapping hands with one or two lucky fans, he leaps onto the apron and enters through the ropes. Chandler times his ascension onto the middle ropes with the beginning of the chorus. The crowd sings along with the chorus while puts his hand above his eyes to scan the crowd. He smirks as he slowly slaps his chest three times before pointing to a lucky fan in the crowd. When the chorus ends, Chandler hops off the middle ropes, turns and lands on his feet. He begins slipping off his jumpsuit and tosses it to the outside as he waits for his opponent.
Geoff Penzer: Chandler Scott was screwed out of his chance at challenging Johnny Karma for the FGA Undisputed Championship at Only the Strong Survive! Now, Chandler gets a second chance thanks to Hadley Herrera. But he's got to go through Karma, a man that has beaten him in three straight matches, including last year's Gold Rush Rumble by eliminating him last!
The arena lights flash in a myriad of different colours in time with John Bonham's quite remarkably epic drum intro that is filling the arena, and just as it reaches a crescendo Cherry Baum emerges at the top of the ramp, standing to one side to introduce the man they call Champion, or as the Frontier
Wrestling Arts fanbase more commonly know him, Johnny Karma - at which point he walks out onto the ramp with the title draped over his shoulder, before he comes to a halt and raising the title high in the air for a moment, before entrusting the belt to Cherry as he hands it to her to place over her shoulder as they begin their walk toward the ring
As he and Cherry begin to walk down the ramp, Karma unfastens the cuffs of his ring jacket while also talking some last minute preparation with Cherry as they get ever closer to the ring.
Melanie Sierra: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Cherry Baum! From Queens, New York! Weighing in at 233 pounds! He is the reigning FGA Undisputed Champion, JOHNNYYYYYYY KAAAAAAAARRRRRMAAAAAAAA!!!
As the pair reach ringside, Karma climbs the ring steps and walks along the apron as Cherry follows him and hands him the title, at which point Karma turns to face the audience and slowly raising the title high into the air once more to let everyone know who's the champ, before he steps through the ropes that Cherry has been perched upon to climb into the ring
Once inside the ring, Karma unzips his ring jacket and fixes the title around his waist before he climbs onto the nearest turnbuckle and stands there proudly with the title around his waist
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay
Once he climbs down from the turnbuckles, Karma crosses the ring and climbs onto the opposite turnbuckle, pulling the title from around his waist to raise it high into the air once more.
Geoff Penzer: Johnny Karma already has to worry about Evan Envi at Only the Strong Survive. But if Chandler is able to get past him tonight, then Chandler gets added to the championship match to make it a three way. The last thing Karma wants is another obstacle thrown in his way. But thankfully for him, he's had Chandler's number their last few outings. Can Karma keep his championship defense at the pay per view to a singles match or will it become a triple threat?
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
It's got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
Oh well, oh well, oh well
Climbing down once again, Karma saunters towards the centre of the ring and places the title over his shoulder once more, holding the pose for a few seconds…
“Can You Feel It?” hits the PA system and immediately groans and boos fill the arena.
Geoff Penzer: ...what… why… why do I continue to be surprised?
Evan Envi makes his way down the ramp, double “V”s raised high above his head. This time, he doesn’t bother even glancing at the fans as he makes yet another appearance at ringside. Boos rain down as healthily as ever, though Envi keeps his eyes focused on the occupants of the ring. Karma and Scott both glare at the Chief, neither turning their back toward him. The referee shouts warnings at Evan, but Evan holds his hands up defensively, gesturing toward the announce table.
Geoff Penzer: Once again, ladies and gentlemen-- Evan Envi.
Evan places his headset on and takes a seat, raising his eyebrows at Karma and Scott as they glare toward the desk. He points to his headset, mouthing “calm down” to the two.
Evan Envi: Yes, yes. I’m back. Did you see how mean that ref was during Ricky versus Neon? Cuts me off. Kicks me out. Points at me. Breaks every rule about manners my Granny taught me coming up, Geoff. It was
absolutely ridiculous.
Geoff Penzer: Hm. Yeah. And the ref is calling for the bell here!
Both Karma and Scott are met with cheers and applause from the capacity crowd once the opening bell sounds. Soon, dueling chants begin to engulf the arena.
LET’S GO, KARMA!
LET’S GO, CHANDLER!
LET’S GO, KARMA!
LET’S GO, CHANDLER!
LET’S GO, KARMA!
LET’S GO, CHANDLER!
LET’S GO, KARMA!
LET’S GO, CHANDLER!
Geoff Penzer: Listen to this place!
Evan Envi: These people are as excited as I am about the great match that’s about to take place. It’s gonna be a classic, Geoff.
Geoff Penzer: It very well may be. These two are among the most capable of delivering that here in our main event!
Evan Envi: “Among” is right. Watch your words, amigo.
Both grapplers reach their right arms out near the center of the ring and give a quick handshake before stepping back to circle the ring. They then size each other up before moving forward. After a collar-and-elbow tie up is applied, both grapplers proceed to jockey for position. Scott begins to move Karma back before Karma slows him down. He then moves Scott back across the ring and presses him up against the ropes. The ref heads over and gives both grapplers until the count of five to break it up.
Ref: ONE… TWO... THREE… FOUR…
Both grapplers make a clean break. After Karma steps back to the center of the ring, Scott makes his way off the ropes. He then heads back over to Karma and locks up with him. After jockeying for position, Karma moves Scott across the ring and presses him up against the ropes. Scott then turns over to his left and presses Karma against the ropes. After a tussle, Karma turns over to his his left and presses Scott against the turnbuckles. The ref gets in and gives both grapplers until the count of five to break it up.
Ref: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Both grapplers make a clean break.
Evan Envi: Why are they being soft?
Geoff Penzer: What? You know all about the feeling-out process. Neither one of these guys wants to rush into battle and jeopardize their position in the Undisputed Championship picture come A New Odyssey.
Evan Envi: Feeling ou-- these guys have felt each other out TONS of times. How much more feeling out do they need? (
Clap! Clap!) Come on boys, get in there!
Ignoring the shouting of the Chief, Karma steps back towards the center of the ring. After tugging on the ropes, Scott makes his way from out of the corner before circling the ring. The two grapplers begin to inch towards each other before locking up. After jockeying for position, Scott places Karma in a side headlock. Karma is then able to slip out and reverse into a hammerlock from behind. Before long, Karma spins Scott around towards him and plants him with Instant Karma (hammerlock spun into a DDT).
Geoff Penzer: Instant Karma!
Evan Envi: There you go!
The cheers continue as Karma makes the cover.
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Scott kicks out.
Karma picks up Scott and delivers an arm wrench. Scott winces when Karma wrench the arm again… and again… and again. The ref heads over to ask if he wants to give up. But Scott refuses. He then rolls forward, leans back, kips up and reverses into an arm wrench of his own. But Karma is quick to come right before and reverse into another arm wrench to regain control of the match.
Evan Envi: And now we’re gettin’ all technical to appease the internet. Okay. I dig it.
Scott rolls forward, turns over onto his knees, flips over with a headstand, spins in place and tosses Karma down to the mat with a fireman’s carry. Scott quickly drops down to a knee and applies an armbar.
Geoff Penzer: And now Scott takes the champion down with an Armbar! He’s trying to create a target here!
Evan Envi: He’s doing such a good j… CHANDLER, YOU’RE DOING AMAZING!
The ref gets down and asks Karma if he wants to give up. But Karma refuses.
Geoff Penzer: So now that we’ve got you, seemingly uninterrupted on commentary here, and Neon is officially out of your… “camp”... don’t you wanna open up about what happened involving Neon and Cherry Baum a couple of months back on Flashpoint? No one’s cutting you off. You could tell us all, really briefly even, exactly what happened--
Evan Envi: NOOO WAYYYYY! LOOK AT THE RESILIENT UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!
After battling back to a vertical base, Karma uses his free arm to move Scott into the near ropes. He then shoves Scott off into the far ropes. When Scott returns, the crowd cheers when Karma knocks him down with a standing shoulder block. He then turns and runs into the ropes. When Karma returns, he hops over Scott before running the ropes. When he comes back, Scott pops back up to his feet and leapfrogs over him. Karma continue to run the ropes. When he comes back, Scott goes for a hip toss. But Karma blocks it. So Scott tries to muscle him up for another hip toss. But again, Karma blocks it. So Scott doubles him over with a punch to the midsection. He then drapes his leg across the back of Karma’s neck and performs a backflip. As soon as Scott lands on his feet, Karma doubles him over with a boot to the midsection and brings him down with the Bum Trip (shoulder neckbreaker). The cheers continue as he makes the cover.
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Scott kicks out.
Evan Envi: Karma with the Bum Bum! Chandler with the heart of a fffffreakin’ lion! My God, Geoff, I am sweating at this high-octane action right here in Memphis, Tennessee! Listen to this place! These people are loving every second of it! This is a wrestling town!
Geoff Penzer: Karma’s back on the offense!
Karma picks up Scott, moves him into the corner and delivers a series of knife edge chops that echo throughout the arena. He then brings Scott from out of the corner and goes for an irish whip. But Scott reverses, sending him into the far ropes. When Karma comes back, he sees Scott setting up for a back body drop. So Karma stops and places Scott in a standing headscissors. The crowd explodes with cheers upon seeing Scott set up for Dazed, Confused and All Messed Up (jumping piledriver).
Geoff Penzer: Karma’s pulling no punches!
Evan Envi: What a reckless move! The scumbag! I’m bent!
Before Karma can lift Scott up, Scott realizes the positions he’s in and quickly counters with a standing double leg takedown. The crowd explodes with cheers as Scott steps through Karma’s legs and crosses his legs around his. He’s about to turn Karma over into the Scott Lock (Scorpion Death Lock) when Karma uses his leg strength to shove Scott down to the canvas.
Evan Envi: Karma told me backstage that he goes to the local daycares and lifts stranger’s small children while doing squats
every day to build up them thick thigh muscles that he’s become so famous for among our dedicated fanbase. Karma’s thighs could crush coconuts and Chandler is a fool for not realizing this.
Geoff Penzer: ...and now it’s a race back to their feet!
After both grapplers scramble back to a vertical base, Scott slaps on a side headlock. But Karma is quick to shove him off into the ropes. When Scott returns, Karma goes for a back body drop. But Scott’s able to slip down from behind. After Scott applies a waist lock, Karma runs forward, wraps his arms around the top rope and yanks back, sending Scott flying off his back and down to the mat. After Scott rolls back up to his feet, Karma runs over to attack. The crowd cheers when Scott ducks and lifts Karma up across his shoulders. He’s got Karma set up for a fireman’s carry neckbreaker. But Karma continues to kick his legs. He then slips down from behind. The crowd gasps and explodes with cheers when Karma quickly grabs Scott from behind, rolls him out in from of him with a ripcord and throws out Hard Times (wrist lock transitioned into a short-arm Bionic Elbow). But Scott ducks and counters with a Sling Blade! He makes the cover.
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Karma kicks out.
Evan Envi: Fun fact about Chandler Scott, Geoff.
Geoff Penzer: Go ahead.
Evan Envi: He’s an avid fan of dance. He takes a four-by-four square of cardboard to every arena and breakdances like a madman in the back as prep. In West Memphis, he’s actually known as “B-Boy” Chandler Scott by the most dedicated members of our fanbase and he’s really taken these skills and incorporated them into his strikes and overall repertoire. He’s a fantastic athlete.
Geoff Penzer: Amazing.
Evan Envi: Don’t LET him see this cardboard stashed under this announce table. You’re playing a dangerous game, Geoff.
Scott picks up Karma and whips him into the corner. He then runs across the ring before rocking him with a running European Uppercut. Scott takes Karma and sends him into the opposite corner with an irish whip. He then runs, jumps and cracks Karma across the face with a flying corner elbow smash. He then lifts Karma up and sits him across the top turnbuckle. Scott turns around, raches back, places Karma in a three quarter facelock and takes a few steps out to set up for the Mass Spike (top rope hung Cutter). Before before Scott can deliver the move, Karma quickly unhooks his legs and applies Deep Karma (Crossface Chickenwing)!
Geoff Penzer: DEEP KARMA!
Evan Envi: Huh. That quick.
The cheers continue as Karma fights for the submission while a camera catches Envi’s concerned gaze in the background. Scott then runs backwards and squashes Karma in the corner. But the hold isn’t broken. Karma keeps it applied. So Scott takes a few steps out on the corner, then runs back to squash Karma against the turnbuckles again. But Karma still keeps the hold applied.
Evan Envi: He’s like a leech! Chandler, get him off!
Geoff Penzer: Looks like the man that hopes to join you in a triple threat match is in trouble. I don’t know, Evan-- this might be better for you if the Undisputed Title match remains one-on-one.
So Scott takes a few steps out of the corner and leans forward, lifting Karma up onto his back. Scott then stands up, runs backwards and jumps backwards into the corner. This time, the hold is broken. Scott then staggers from out of the corner while he rolls his right shoulder. Once he feels it’s fine, he turns around and runs back into the corner. But he gets caught with a back elbow to the face. Karma then tosses him into the corner and lights up his chest with another series of knife edge chops. Karma then takes Scott and sends him across the ring with an irish whip. Karma then charges across the ring before clobbering Scott with an NYC Uppercut (European Uppercut). Karma then steps back towards the center of the ring while Scott slumps down in the corner. Karma then rushes forward before nailing Scott with the Kodak Moment (rope-assisted corner dropkick). The cheers continue as he drags Scott from out of the corner before making the cover.
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Scott gets his shoulder up.
Karma picks up Scott and whips him into the ropes. When Scott returns, Karma lifts him up from the side and delivers a backbreaker. Instead of letting Scott drop to the mat, Karma holds him across his knee. He then lifts Scott back up, heads to the side of the ring and tosses Scott through the ropes and to the floor.
Evan Envi: You see what I mean? JOHNNY KARMA IS RECKLESS!
Geoff Penzer: He’s measuring Scott…
While Scott starts to pick himself up on the outside, Karma turns and runs into the far ropes. When he comes back, he throws out This Is For The Front Row (baseball slide clothesline). But Scott ducks the clothesline. When Karma lands on his feet on the outside, Scott brings him down with a flapjack! Scott gets up, turns and sees Envi giving him a standing ovation. Scott narrows his eyes at The Chief.
Evan Envi: HECK. YES, BRO! THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT! GET IN THERE! GET IN THERE! Wooooooooooo!
Scott slowly turns back to Karma. After pulling the Undisputed Champion off the floor, Scott slams him face-first onto the apron before shoving him back inside. Scott then slides back in and makes the cover.
ONE!
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Karma gets his shoulder up.
Scott picks up Karma, marches into the corner and slams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. After turning Karma around, Scott rocks him with a series of right hands to the face. He then takes Karma and sends him into the opposite with an irish whip. Scott then runs, jumps over towards the corner and throws out another flying corner elbow smash. But Karma moves out of the way, causing Scott to crash into the turnbuckles. As Scott stumbles back, Karma grabs him from behind and tosses him through the ropes. Instead of crashing to the floor, Scott lands on the apron. As Scott pulls himself up using the ropes, Karma heads over to grab him. Scott then ducks and doubles him over with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. He then grabs Karma by the neck with both hands and ropes him with a hangman across the top rope, sending Karma down to the mat. Scott then reaches back in, turns Karma over, drags him out onto the apron and gets him in position. Scott looks around at the fans before planting Karma with the Mass Spike on the outside!
Geoff Penzer: Oh my God!
Evan Envi: Ahahahahaha!
Geoff Penzer: What was that you were saying about our Undisputed Champion being reckless?
Evan Envi: What are you talking about? That was amazing! Talk about that more!
Geoff Penzer: Karma’s dazed. You can see it in his eyes. Chandler’s doing the smart thing here as the ref starts his ten count though, getting the champion back in the ring.
The cheers continue as Scott pulls up Karma and rolls him back inside. After rolling himself back in, he makes the cover.
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Karma gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Scott picks up Karma and whips him into the ropes. When Karma returns, Scott sends him flipping down to the canvas with a kitchen sink to the midsection. As Karma sits up to guard his midsection, Scott runs up from behind and delivers a rolling neck snap. He makes the cover.
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Karma gets his shoulder up.
Scott picks up Karma and nails him with three knee strikes to the midsection. He then scoops Karma up before delivering a rib breaker. He makes the cover.
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Karma gets his shoulder up.
Evan Envi: And again! This guy!
Scott picks up Karma and whips him hard into the turnbuckles. As Karma staggers from out of the corner, Scott scoops him up from the side and delivers a running backbreaker. He then gets back up before heading into the ropes. When Scott returns, he connects with a jumping knee drop. He makes the cover.
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Karma gets his shoulder up.
Evan Envi: Good ol’ fashioned knee without the frills. I like it.
Geoff Penzer: I’m still trying to figure out why you’re cheering for Scott here. Why would you want to lessen your odds for the Undisputed Championship? For eleven years you’ve craved a World Championship and you get one more shot at Only the Strong Survive, but why would you want the DNA of FGA to be involved in that?
Evan Envi: First of all, maybe I like options. And second--
I am the DNA of FGA. Ricky Valero is the DNA of FGA. I like Chandler, but jeez is he selfish!
Scott sits up Karma and places him in a seated abdominal stretch. The ref heads over and asks Karma if he wants to give up. But the champ shakes his head ‘no’. Cherry Baum can be seen on the outside slapping the apron and giving Karma some words of encouragement, and subtly the camera catches Evan’s gaze locked on Baum from the background. Cherry then turns and tries to get the crowd to rally behind Karma. Scott continues to fight for the submission. But Karma refuses to quit. Scott then transitions into a rear chinlock. The ref continues to ask Karma if he wants to give up. Karma continues to refuse.
Evan Envi: Stubborn, isn’t he?
Geoff Penzer: Earlier you used the word “resilient”, and I think that’s still accurate. This might be a tiny glimpse at what lies in store for you at A New Odyssey.
Cherry continues to lead the crowd in rallying behind Karma.
LET’S GO, KARMA!
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
LET’S GO, KARMA!
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
LET’S GO, KARMA!
*CLAP-CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Evan Envi: Ah. Fans of sadists!
Karma begins to feed off the energy of the crowd. He slowly turns over onto a knee. After returning to a vertical base, Karma nails Scott with four elbows to the midsection to break the hold. Now free, Karma turns and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, Scott brings him down with a tilt-a-whirl sideslam.
Geoff Penzer: What a counter! Johnny Karma just got rocked! Cover by Scott!
The cheers continue as hooks the near leg for the cover.
ONE!
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TH-NO!
The crowd cheers when Karma gets his shoulder up.
Evan Envi: Hooo boy!
Scott looks over at the ref and holds up three fingers. But the ref shakes his head ‘no’ and holds up two fingers back at him. Scott shakes his head. Scott then turns and does a double take when he sees Envi standing up and holding up two fingers at him. The Chief then gives him a nonchalant shrug and can be heard telling Scott to
“TRY. HARDER.” Scott narrows his eyes at Envi.
Geoff Penzer: You’re pushing it, Chief.
Evan Envi: What?!
Scott gets to his feet and slowly walks over towards the ropes. Envi can be heard telling Scott in a condescending tone that
”you’ll get it right at some point… or not.” The crowd cheers when Scott reaches over the top rope and gives Envi the middle finger. A second angle catches the look of dismay on Envi’s face.
Evan Envi: Is that what we’re doing?! Are we that crass?! I’m out here supporting you! You gotta be kidding me! Geoff, can you believe this?!
Geoff Penzer: Stunned.
Scott then turns and makes his way back over to Karma, who is up on his knees. As Scott approaches Karma nails him with a right hand to the midsection. He then connects with another punch to the midsection… and another punch… and another. Karma then gets back to his feet and doubles Scott over with a thrusting knee to the midsection. He then turns and heads into the ropes. When Karma returns, he knocks Scott down with a running high knee. Karma then heads into another set of ropes. When Karma returns, he connects with a jumping knee drop. The cheers continue as he makes the cover.
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Scott gets his shoulder up.
Karma picks up Scott and goes for a vertical suplex. But Scott blocks the move. Karma then tries to muscle Scott up for another vertical suplex. But again, Scott blocks the move. Scott then counters with a snap suplex. He rolls over, pulls Karma back up to his feet and delivers a second snap suplex. Scott then rolls over, pulls Karma back to his feet, pulls Karma over towards the corner and delivers a snap suplex into the turnbuckles! After Karma rolls away from the corner, Scott crawls over and makes the cover.
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TH-NO!
The crowd cheers when Karma gets his shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: And
again, Johnny Karma fights back! He does not want to lose that champion’s advantage at Only the Strong Survive but he can feel Chandler Scott closing in!
Evan Envi: Yeah he can!
Scott picks up Karma, lifts him up and connects with a Shotgun Stunner! After pulling Karma up into a seated position, Scott turns and runs into the ropes. When he returns, the crowd cheers when he flattens Karma with a sliding forearm smash to the face! While Karma is sprawled out on the apron, Scott steps out onto the apron. He goes to climb the turnbuckles. He stops halfway once Envi stands up from his seat, takes his thumbs and repeatedly points up while telling Scott to keep climbing. Scott yells at Envi to
“fuck off,” which results in cheers from the crowd.
Evan Envi: WOW.
Geoff Penzer: Did you… catch that?
Evan Envi: I think they’re both jerks now. Hope they just spend the rest of the match Atomic Dropping each other.
Scott climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets down in a crouched position. Once Karma returns to his feet and turns around, Scott stands up, leaps off and goes for a Frog Splash Crossbody. But Karma counters with a powerslam! The cheers continue as he hooks the leg for the cover…
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The crowd cheers when Scott gets his shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: Did you SEE that counter?!
Evan Envi: (Sigh) Yeah. I saw.
Karma picks up Scott and goes for an irish whip. But Scott reverses, sending him into the ropes. When Karma returns, Scott runs past him. So Karma slams on the brakes. When Karma turns around, the crowd explodes with cheers when he lifts up Scott, turns and throws him down hard with a spinebuster!
Geoff Penzer: Listen to that impact! Spinebuster! Cover!
Karma rolls across Scott and hooks the near leg for the cover.
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THR-NO!
The crowd gasps, then cheers when Scott gets his shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: But Chandler Scott says “not yet!” He’s showing his own grit and determination now! This is what the FGA Undisputed Championship means to these men!
Evan Envi: Hm. These dudes don’t quit. They don’t get gassed. I mean, like, all due respect to Watson, these two are aces, man. These guys? They’d be content maiming each other right here, wouldn’t they?
Geoff Penzer: I think I figured something out.
Evan Envi: Yeah?
Geoff Penzer: Maybe you want the triple threat match at Only the Strong Survive because with the lack of disqualifications, nothing would be preventing someone like… say… Ricky Valero from getting involved on your behalf. Right?
Evan Envi: Wha-- that is absurd, Geoff. Man. I’m surprised at you. Suck that back in. Call the match!
Karma picks up Scott, brings him down with a snapmare and follows up with a rolling neck snap. He then heads into the corner. After lifting himself up onto the middle ropes, Karma goes for a second rope fist drop. Scott then raises his leg and catches Karma with a boot to the face on the way down. Scott remains on the mat while Karma drops down to all fours.
Evan Envi: Look. Johnny Karma out here assuming the posi--
Geoff Penzer: Alright, we had a surprisingly good thing going up until this point.
Evan Envi: You’re right. You’re right. I’m a consummate professional.
Scott turns over and gets up on all fours while Karma tries to shake out the cobwebs. Scott returns to a vertical base while Karma uses the ropes to pull himself up. As Karma begins to step back from the ropes, Scott comes up from behind and delivers Macho Karma to Karma! Karma drops down to the mat. As soon as Scott lands on his feet, he crumbles to the floor.
Geoff Penzer: CHANDLER SCOTT wit the Hotshot, Macho-Karma style! Did you see that?!
Evan Envi: That was sick but I didn’t know Chandler was a common thief! I’m beginning to rethink my support, Geoff. I’m not amused. But I’m still a good guy, so-- ayy!
Envi turns, talking to somebody in the front row behind him while Penzer keeps an eye on the match. After a few moments Envi thanks somebody and flashes a bottle of water to the camera before pouring it into an empty cup while Karma writhes inside the ring and Scott begins to stir on the floor.
Geoff Penzer: What are you doing?
Evan Envi: Tryna stay in my boy’s good graces and keep him hydrated. Ricky actually texted me and asked me to do it, so as you can see, we’re always lookin out for our own.
After Scott picks himself back up, he turns and sees Envi standing up to offer him a cup of water. Scott then snatches the cup from Envi’s hand. The crowd explodes with cheers when Scott throws the cup of water in Envi’s face.
Geoff Penzer: OH! Chandler Scott’s clearly not thirsty!
Scott throws the cup down in front of him, smashing it to pieces while Envi looks down, mouth slightly agape. As soon as Scott turns around, the crowd cheers when Karma flattens him with This Is For The Front Row, the Baseball Slide Clothesline! He then picks up Scott and rolls him back inside. Karma then climbs up onto the apron before scaling to the top turnbuckle. Once Scott gets to his feet and turns around, Karma knocks him down with a flying double axe handle smash! He makes the cover.
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THR-NO!
The crowd cheers when Scott gets his shoulder up.
Geoff Penzer: And Chandler keeps his Undisputed Championship dreams alive! Karma’s not wasting much time though. Wisely, he’s right back on the offense.
Karma picks up Scott and whips him into the ropes. When Scott returns, Karma sets up for a back body drop. So Scott counters with a kick to the face that stands him upright. Scott then lifts Karma up onto his shoulders for a fireman’s carry neckbreaker. But Karma counters with several elbows to the side of the head. He then slips down from behind before shoving Scott into the ropes. When Scott returns, the crowd explodes with cheers when Karma cracks him with the Superkick!
Geoff Penzer: Check. Your. Chiclets!
Spittel flies out of Scott’s mouth before he crumbles to the mat. While Scott is sprawled out on the mat, Karma steps out onto the apron and scales to the top turnbuckle. The crowd buzzes with anticipation while Karma raises his arms in the air. He then looks up to the sky, then back down to his opponent before jumping off. The crowd explodes with cheers when Karma connects with the Flying Elbow Drop.
Geoff Penzer: From The Stars Above! Karma’s feeling it!
Karma slowly pulls Scott up from off the mat while the crowd buzzes his anticipation. He then quickly goes behind Scott and spins him out in front of him. The crowd gasps and cheers when Karma throws out Hard Times. But again, Scott ducks. When Karma turns around, the crowd cheers when Scott lifts him up across his shoulders and brings him down with a fireman’s carry neckbreaker! Karma clutches the back of his neck with both hands while Scott drops down on all fours.
Geoff Penzer: Again, Chandler Scott escapes Hard Times, but this time a Neckbreaker has the Undisputed Champion on the ropes. Either of these men might be one big move away from a victory here in our main event!
Scott slowly picks himself back up while Karma gets up on a knee. Just when Karma gets back to his feet, the crowd cheers when Scott runs from up from behind and drives him down with a reverse Sling Blade! He then pulls Karma back up and whips him into the corner. Scott then runs over and nails Karma with a running European Uppercut. He then takes Karma and sends him into the opposite corner with an irish whip. Scott charges across the ring before rocking Karma with another running European Uppercut! After Karma slumps down in the corner, Scott reaches down and slowly pulls him back up. After sitting Karma on the top turnbuckle, Scott climbs up onto the middle ropes. He then shakes his head ‘no’ before stepping up onto the top ropes. The crowd buzzes with anticipation as Scott pulls Karma up onto the top turnbuckle. The crowd then explodes with cheers when Scott brings Karma down hard with a superplex!
Geoff Penzer: WHAT a Superplex! Cha-- oh-- what?!
Without letting go, Scott slowly turns over. He then slowly pulls Karma back up to his feet. Scott then lifts up Karma, flips him in the air and delivers the CRS Two (End of Heartache)! The crowd cheers as Karma bounces off of Scotts knees. Scott picks up Karma and pulls him into a front facelock.
Geoff Penzer: Chandler Scott’s not finished!
The crowd gasps as they see Karma about to be set up for the DNA Driver (Bloody Sunday). Before Scott can hook one of Karma’s arms and lift him up, Karma reaches up, grabs Scott’s arm and spins out of the front facelock. He then throws out a short-arm Bionic Elbow. But Scott ducks and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, Karma throws out a running clothesline. Scott then ducks and stops while Karma’s momentum brings him into the ropes. When the champ comes back, the crowd cheers when Scott turns him inside out with a Pinpoint Dropkick! Scott pulls Karma back up, places him in a front facelock, hooks Karma’s arm, lifts him up and plants him with the DNA Driver to an explosion of cheers from the crowd!
Geoff Penzer: That’s it!
Scott slowly turns over and drapes his arm across Karma’s chest for the cover…
Evan Envi: This is it.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE-!
NO!
Envi leaps up onto the apron, getting the ref’s attention.
Geoff Penzer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
The crowd erupts with boos while Envi and the ref argue.
Geoff Penzer: Oh m… come on now.
Scott lifts his head up and looks around. He looks behind him and sees Envi distracting the referee. A look of rage comes across his face.
Geoff Penzer: I have no idea what’s going through Evan Envi’s mind right now.
Scott slowly gets up off the mat and returns to a vertical base. He motions over towards Envi when Ricky Valero slides in from behind! He quickly runs up from behind, grabs Scott and drops him right on his head with The Franchise Tag (Cobra Clutch Suplex)!
Geoff Penzer: Wha-- n-- no! Ricky Valero just-- why?! I thought we were past this! I thought they said Chandler Scott was one of them and they were begging his forgi… oh, who am I kidding? Damnit!
Valero rolls out of the ring and crouches down next to the ring. Meanwhile, Envi climbs back down to the floor and profusely apologizes. He then heads back over to the announce table and puts his headset back on.
Geoff Penzer: What the hell was that?!
Back inside the ring, on instinct, Karma slowly turns over and drapes his arm across Scott’s chest for the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!
Geoff Penzer: What the hell just happened?!
Evan Envi: The good guys just won. That’s what just happened.
Melanie Sierra: Here is your winner, JOHNNY KARMA!
Karma doesn’t appear to be cognizant, rolling onto his back, lying motionless next to Karma as the ref tries to check on both men.
Geoff Penzer: You and Ricky Valero just interfered in a classic match. You guys just cost Chandler Scott another shot at the FGA Undisputed Championship! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Evan Envi: We know exactly what we’re doing.
Envi places his hands on his headset and gives Penzer a stern, serious look for a few moments before smiling broadly.
Evan Envi: We need to do this again soon. Peace.
Envi takes the headset off, placing it in Geoff’s hand. After Envi makes his way around ringside, he and Valero make their ay up the ramp in each other’s arms. They then turn to face the ring at the top of the ramp and gives themselves a self pat on the back while the crowd continues to boo with disdain…