Vertigo (04.29.17)
Apr 30, 2017 18:18:36 GMT -5
Post by FGA Office on Apr 30, 2017 18:18:36 GMT -5
The arena darkens, then the stroke of a single piano key echoes through the sound system. A spotlight begins illuminating the stage as a woman's voice sings, accompanied by the soft sounds of a violin.
The violin instrumentals intensify as none other than the artist formerly known as Skylar Cloud, the one and only AMIRA emerges from the darkness, standing in the spotlight with her arms extended outward and the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship belt strapped around her waist.
Kris Cruise: Oh, lovely, it appears our new Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion has decided to grace us with her presence.
Stephy Auger: That's Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Champion! Get some inflection in your voice! Rise to your feet!
AMIRA slowly starts making her way to the ring, with the lights now strobing around; she is accompanied by a gaggle of hired hands who are carrying various props down to the ring.
Jeering fans in the front row tries to get her attention as she approaches the ringside area, but she chooses to ignore them and head up the ring steps.
Kris Cruise: Will you sit down?
After stopping in the middle of the ring apron with her back to the ropes, she raises a fist in the air, before demanding one of the lackeys holds the ropes open for and stepping into the ring.
Stephy Auger: I most certainly will not!
The lights start to return as she takes the center of the ring and then signals for a microphone as the ring gets set up behind her. An object--covered in a cloth-- is sitting atop a dais, while there is another covered up cylindrical object to the side of the dais. AMIRA straightens her posture, while tapping the microphone as her music fades.
AMIRA: Spotlight, please!
She declares, apparently undeterred by the last time she called for a spotlight in the ring. Holding the microphone to her lips, she waits for the crowds jeers to die down, before quickly losing patience.
AMIRA: Silence!
The platinum blonde shrieks, before closing her eyes and taking a deep breath.
AMIRA: As promised I have returned to Verteego having successfully vanquished the Championship reign of the deleterious scallywag, Francis. For I do not make predictions, I simply give insight into what the future holds. Just like I gave insight into the fact that the era of the 'Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship' --
She raps the belt with her index finger.
AMIRA: --would be no more and I would be bringing in a better era as your Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Champion. An era where there are battles atop volcanos, an era where the championship has prestige! Lo and behold, I kept my word, scouring the Earth for worthy competition. I sought out the Champions which other promotions called their best and painstakingly chose a Champion of Champions to do battle with me above my private volcano. Unfortunately, the response I received was one that made it clear that others out there do not share my ambition. Instead, they want to play games with me-- allow me to read it, verbahteem.
Pulling a cellphone from her pocket, she brings up the Twitter app and reads.
AMIRA: "If you would like to do some cross promotion, have the guys that run at FGA send me a message, perhaps we can work something out," that is by the way, from some management office monkey, not the man I called out.
Her face reddens as she puts the phone away.
AMIRA: How dare they insult me like that? I have made it very clear that I call the shots around here now and do not answer to management. I am not in charge, not them, me! The only reason I am battling Phil Dunphy on the premiere of Flashpoint is that I have deemed he needs to be taught a lesson. I am not a pushover, I will not stand for having everything I have worked so hard for disrespected, so there will be no interpromotional Volcano Match and you have these malfeasants who I will not deign worthy of mentioning by name to blame for it!
She stomps her foot.
Kris Cruise: So, she's saying she didn't expect her ridiculous grandstanding to get answered and now she's backing out?
Stephy Auger: That's not at all what she's saying!
AMIRA: I tried to create something wondrous and magical, but once again, someone else had to ru-een it! Rest assured though, that this is only a temporary bump in the road and I will still make this the most prestigious Championship in all of wrestling. Not only that, but despite this tragic occurence, I have prepared a special treat for everyone to be privileged enough to witness right here tonight! Because I, the hardest working individual in this business, do not rest on my laurels. No, I deliver excellence, so lo and behold --
AMIRA clears her throat dramatically.
AMIRA: -- The Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Championship belt!
She whips the cloth off the dais to reveal a hideously gaudy abomination, even more so than the spinner belt of her face that she held in LDFC. This one of course does have her face as a spinner nameplate as well, but it does not end there. The belt also has blinking light up LED boards flashing, just to start. The crowd jeers as she removes the MAL title belt, placing it on the dais for the moment as she straps her new Championship around her waist while holding her arms out.
AMIRA: Bask in it! Breathe in its magnificent resplendence!
Reaching down, she presses on the nameplate, activating an audio board which causes a haunting voice to whisper "Amiraaaaa" much to her delight.
AMIRA: That is just a taste! Now you may be wondering how I managed to get such a masterpiece commissioned in such short order after winning it, thinking I am some kind of miracle worker. Well that is where you simple fools are wrong as usual--not about my abilities of course--but about this being crafted in short order. Obviously I had my finest craftsmen start creating this beauty as soon as I received my first title eliminator because I knew the inevitable that lay ahead!
She nods.
AMIRA: And now for the piece de resistance, it is time to complete the ushering in of the better and the dismissal of the obsolete.
Whipping the other cloth away, she uncovers a trash can.
AMIRA: It is time to symbolically dispose of this piece of tin, before of course, my loyal employees officially dispose of it in a compactor somewhere. Now, let the grand trashening be--
AMIRA is stopped in her tracks, as the intro of "Whirring" by The Joy Formidable plays over the sound system, which is the cue for Lowri Moss to appear on the stage. Lowri then hastily makes her way towards the ring.
Kris Cruise: Oh, thank goodness.
As Lowri slides into the ring, AMIRA drops the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship to the canvas, and bails out of the ring with her new belt. Lowri quickly goes to collect a microphone, keeping one eye on AMIRA as she does so.
Lowri Moss: Hey, AMIRA! Where are you going, chick?
She beckons to AMIRA for her to get back in the ring, but the new champion has no interest in complying with Lowri’s request.
Lowri Moss: I suppose I should’ve known that the moment I set foot in the ring, you would make a swift exit, just like you did four weeks ago.
Lowri picks the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship belt up off the canvas, and kicks over the trash can.
Lowri Moss: I was watching backstage, and I couldn’t just sit idly by and let you throw out this belt like a worthless piece of garbage. I’m aware that you have a history of remodelling titles in your image, AMIRA, but I wouldn’t have thought that you would have the temerity to actually throw this belt in the trash and show a complete lack of respect to the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship, and everything that it represents.
Lowri glances at the belt, before looking back to AMIRA.
Lowri Moss: But you know what, AMIRA? If you don’t want this belt, then maybe it needs to find its way into the possession of someone who - instead of showing it contempt - will treat it with the respect that it deserves.
She then raises the belt, which elicits a cheer from the crowd.
Lowri Moss: I would be proud to call myself the FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion. Plus, I owe you one for the way that you screwed me over four weeks ago, and what better way for me to return the favour, than by defeating you to win this championship? I mean, if I can become the champion by beating you in the process, then so much the better.
AMIRA throws a tantrum from the ramp, screeching that is still her property to do with as she pleases and she will not stand for this. Lowri sets the belt down on the dais and gestures that she can come get in the ring, to which AMIRA starts charging forward before putting on the brakes. She backs off, gesticulating and indicating that she won’t let someone else dictate when and what she does. Her pace quickens as she backs up the ramp out of view, the crowd voicing their displeasure at her unwillingness to engage.
Kris Cruise: Wait, is she just leaving the Championship behind?
Stephy Auger: That's not the real Championship! The real one is around her waist! And I guarantee that Lowri Moss is going to pay for her disrespecting our savior!
AMIRA
AMIIIRRAAA
AMIIIRRAAA
The violin instrumentals intensify as none other than the artist formerly known as Skylar Cloud, the one and only AMIRA emerges from the darkness, standing in the spotlight with her arms extended outward and the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship belt strapped around her waist.
AMIRA, she's the best! Better than all the rest!
Kris Cruise: Oh, lovely, it appears our new Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion has decided to grace us with her presence.
Stephy Auger: That's Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Champion! Get some inflection in your voice! Rise to your feet!
AMIRA slowly starts making her way to the ring, with the lights now strobing around; she is accompanied by a gaggle of hired hands who are carrying various props down to the ring.
AMIRA, she's so cool! Over you, she will rule!
Jeering fans in the front row tries to get her attention as she approaches the ringside area, but she chooses to ignore them and head up the ring steps.
Kris Cruise: Will you sit down?
Sheeee used to say to reach for the SKYYYY-lar; now she crushes all who deffyyy her! She's witty, strong and has no fear; the age of AMIRA is heeere!
After stopping in the middle of the ring apron with her back to the ropes, she raises a fist in the air, before demanding one of the lackeys holds the ropes open for and stepping into the ring.
Stephy Auger: I most certainly will not!
The lights start to return as she takes the center of the ring and then signals for a microphone as the ring gets set up behind her. An object--covered in a cloth-- is sitting atop a dais, while there is another covered up cylindrical object to the side of the dais. AMIRA straightens her posture, while tapping the microphone as her music fades.
AMIRA: Spotlight, please!
She declares, apparently undeterred by the last time she called for a spotlight in the ring. Holding the microphone to her lips, she waits for the crowds jeers to die down, before quickly losing patience.
AMIRA: Silence!
The platinum blonde shrieks, before closing her eyes and taking a deep breath.
AMIRA: As promised I have returned to Verteego having successfully vanquished the Championship reign of the deleterious scallywag, Francis. For I do not make predictions, I simply give insight into what the future holds. Just like I gave insight into the fact that the era of the 'Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship' --
She raps the belt with her index finger.
AMIRA: --would be no more and I would be bringing in a better era as your Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Champion. An era where there are battles atop volcanos, an era where the championship has prestige! Lo and behold, I kept my word, scouring the Earth for worthy competition. I sought out the Champions which other promotions called their best and painstakingly chose a Champion of Champions to do battle with me above my private volcano. Unfortunately, the response I received was one that made it clear that others out there do not share my ambition. Instead, they want to play games with me-- allow me to read it, verbahteem.
Pulling a cellphone from her pocket, she brings up the Twitter app and reads.
AMIRA: "If you would like to do some cross promotion, have the guys that run at FGA send me a message, perhaps we can work something out," that is by the way, from some management office monkey, not the man I called out.
Her face reddens as she puts the phone away.
AMIRA: How dare they insult me like that? I have made it very clear that I call the shots around here now and do not answer to management. I am not in charge, not them, me! The only reason I am battling Phil Dunphy on the premiere of Flashpoint is that I have deemed he needs to be taught a lesson. I am not a pushover, I will not stand for having everything I have worked so hard for disrespected, so there will be no interpromotional Volcano Match and you have these malfeasants who I will not deign worthy of mentioning by name to blame for it!
She stomps her foot.
Kris Cruise: So, she's saying she didn't expect her ridiculous grandstanding to get answered and now she's backing out?
Stephy Auger: That's not at all what she's saying!
AMIRA: I tried to create something wondrous and magical, but once again, someone else had to ru-een it! Rest assured though, that this is only a temporary bump in the road and I will still make this the most prestigious Championship in all of wrestling. Not only that, but despite this tragic occurence, I have prepared a special treat for everyone to be privileged enough to witness right here tonight! Because I, the hardest working individual in this business, do not rest on my laurels. No, I deliver excellence, so lo and behold --
AMIRA clears her throat dramatically.
AMIRA: -- The Magnificent-AMIRA Legacy Championship belt!
She whips the cloth off the dais to reveal a hideously gaudy abomination, even more so than the spinner belt of her face that she held in LDFC. This one of course does have her face as a spinner nameplate as well, but it does not end there. The belt also has blinking light up LED boards flashing, just to start. The crowd jeers as she removes the MAL title belt, placing it on the dais for the moment as she straps her new Championship around her waist while holding her arms out.
AMIRA: Bask in it! Breathe in its magnificent resplendence!
Reaching down, she presses on the nameplate, activating an audio board which causes a haunting voice to whisper "Amiraaaaa" much to her delight.
AMIRA: That is just a taste! Now you may be wondering how I managed to get such a masterpiece commissioned in such short order after winning it, thinking I am some kind of miracle worker. Well that is where you simple fools are wrong as usual--not about my abilities of course--but about this being crafted in short order. Obviously I had my finest craftsmen start creating this beauty as soon as I received my first title eliminator because I knew the inevitable that lay ahead!
She nods.
AMIRA: And now for the piece de resistance, it is time to complete the ushering in of the better and the dismissal of the obsolete.
Whipping the other cloth away, she uncovers a trash can.
AMIRA: It is time to symbolically dispose of this piece of tin, before of course, my loyal employees officially dispose of it in a compactor somewhere. Now, let the grand trashening be--
AMIRA is stopped in her tracks, as the intro of "Whirring" by The Joy Formidable plays over the sound system, which is the cue for Lowri Moss to appear on the stage. Lowri then hastily makes her way towards the ring.
Kris Cruise: Oh, thank goodness.
As Lowri slides into the ring, AMIRA drops the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship to the canvas, and bails out of the ring with her new belt. Lowri quickly goes to collect a microphone, keeping one eye on AMIRA as she does so.
Lowri Moss: Hey, AMIRA! Where are you going, chick?
She beckons to AMIRA for her to get back in the ring, but the new champion has no interest in complying with Lowri’s request.
Lowri Moss: I suppose I should’ve known that the moment I set foot in the ring, you would make a swift exit, just like you did four weeks ago.
Lowri picks the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship belt up off the canvas, and kicks over the trash can.
Lowri Moss: I was watching backstage, and I couldn’t just sit idly by and let you throw out this belt like a worthless piece of garbage. I’m aware that you have a history of remodelling titles in your image, AMIRA, but I wouldn’t have thought that you would have the temerity to actually throw this belt in the trash and show a complete lack of respect to the Mid-Atlantic Legacy Championship, and everything that it represents.
Lowri glances at the belt, before looking back to AMIRA.
Lowri Moss: But you know what, AMIRA? If you don’t want this belt, then maybe it needs to find its way into the possession of someone who - instead of showing it contempt - will treat it with the respect that it deserves.
She then raises the belt, which elicits a cheer from the crowd.
Lowri Moss: I would be proud to call myself the FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion. Plus, I owe you one for the way that you screwed me over four weeks ago, and what better way for me to return the favour, than by defeating you to win this championship? I mean, if I can become the champion by beating you in the process, then so much the better.
AMIRA throws a tantrum from the ramp, screeching that is still her property to do with as she pleases and she will not stand for this. Lowri sets the belt down on the dais and gestures that she can come get in the ring, to which AMIRA starts charging forward before putting on the brakes. She backs off, gesticulating and indicating that she won’t let someone else dictate when and what she does. Her pace quickens as she backs up the ramp out of view, the crowd voicing their displeasure at her unwillingness to engage.
Kris Cruise: Wait, is she just leaving the Championship behind?
Stephy Auger: That's not the real Championship! The real one is around her waist! And I guarantee that Lowri Moss is going to pay for her disrespecting our savior!