Final tour date
Sept 1, 2016 18:46:56 GMT -5
Post by kyleohio on Sept 1, 2016 18:46:56 GMT -5
Kyle Ohio walks around backstage the last independent wrestling event at his old high school in Cleveland.the locker room microphone in hand, black MMA sweat shorts covered with emblems of cloverleaves for his Irish heritage and the Ying Yang emblem for Japan and a UK Flag only.
KO:
It's very funny, a guy who has three years less experience than me is warning me about the business.
A business I started training in at THIRTEEN and became pro at SIXTEEN which is 2 years under the legal age, that's a feat usually reserved for generational wrestlers.
K.O. continues to walk and talk more spirited.
K. O.:
For twenty years, a bicentennial amount of time I have traveled this globe mastering every style of pro wrestling after spending
thirteen years of my life becoming a Golden Glove boxer, a black belt in several martial arts and amateur wrestling until I graduated my freshmen year of high school. I have been born better by mind as well, I have an I.Q. of 190 that is higher than Stephen fucking Hawking!
K.O. : For all the things you could have logically observed about me, my size and my temper. You didn't do a background check on me, Jason Bourne? That shows how unprepared you are for the war I bring. I don't know what you are in the business for, how everything comes together for you James Bond but I have loved pro wrestling since I was two years old and for 20 years I have cut my teeth in this industry.
In Japan I slept on floors in cold Dojos, got lashes on my torso, chest and back from two kendo stick wielding psychos, I have had to work hardcore matches in Spain where I would disarm a fan trying to stab me with a knife or beer bottle glass while trying to put my coked up opponent through a blazed table. Getting my ass whipped by Mexican mini- midget wrestlers and flying on air planes with obnoxious crying babies while an obese slob uses me as a pillow.
Kyle puts the mic on a table and pushes through the double doors entering the high school gym as
his entrance song Inside out by Eve 6 ( youtu.be/MpdfrUJUgs4 )
He gets a resounding hometown response but is mean mugging at his opponent a 6 ft 190 pounds ( Cody Rhodes picbase)
called The Wizard. He has a cape and dark green trunks, normal black boots as well as being slim but fit, the pure definition of lanky. Kyle slides into the ring and bounces lightly as he pops the mouth guard in from his pocket.
The bell is rung and he quickly sidesteps out of the way of a front lock attempt next applying a rear waistlock as well as doing his usual running of his mouth.
KO:
Really? You are in the ring with a guy who's been wrestling for an exact decade more than you
and you go with the basic, infantile collar elbow tie up?
Fans go wild, loving his signature acerbic voiced trash talking.
Kyle lifts him up, turns and drives him down to the canvas face down with the rear waistlock slam and glides his body in a circle(similar to Bayley style) ending in applying the ground front facelock and rolling with the rolling front chancery Luke Harper style rising in a hangman neckbreaker position . . .
The Wizard reverses into a backslide pin attempt but they both fight for it as Kyle next twists into his crazy finisher
a Double Pumphandle Orange Crush but into a lungblower(back stabber) instead of the usual sit out powerbomb
( youtu.be/sfiMD4mZ3mg + youtu.be/rbxDj-4a-c4 )
He finishes off with a Becky Lynch style Dis-Arm-Er armbar forcing the young decade long veteran to tap out.