Gunther Speaks
Feb 22, 2016 17:31:12 GMT -5
Post by bmac on Feb 22, 2016 17:31:12 GMT -5
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*Gunther speaking from the shadows wearing his usual attire on his red velvet couch*
Hello
It is Gunther
The man you have all been hearing so much about. The Sex God himself.
Gunther is the man that no woman can resist. Gunther is the sexiest man in all of the wrestling world. Every time Gunther steps into the ring he runs the risk of women charging in and interfering just for a chance to touch his perfect body. Normally, Gunther would oblige them, but when he is in the wrestling ring there is only one thing that he can focus on.
Gunther has travelled around the world, having sex with the most beautiful men and women of the world. There is nobody that can resist the sex with The Sex God. Gunther’s beautiful mullet, his stunning moustache, and of course, the piece-de-resistance, his underwear-dropping glasses. Trying to deny the bodies natural attraction to such as man is as futile as denying our primal instincts. Sex with Gunther is as common as eating, drinking, and even breathing. But with that said, many of you will ask Gunther why he decided to return to wrestling. Why would he give up the lavish lifestyle he lives for such a barbaric combat sport. But those people just do not understand the ways of Gunther.
Wrestling is a very sexual sport. Gunther knows this, as everyone should. The art of any number of combinations of men and women groping and squeezing and wrapping their arms and legs around each other and trying to grind them down to the ground. To win Gunther must lay down on top of an opponent, his sweaty body grinding up against theirs. This is something that Gunther has much experience with. Gunther has been wrestling in the bedroom for his entire life. There is nobody that Gunther has not been able to pin down. So it has always been natural for Gunther to wrestle. He has always understood the sexual side of it, and has been successful because of it.
But Gunther took time off, to focus on his music and his personal soul-searching journey of having an orgy in every country in the world. And now that Gunther has completed his journey, he has decided to return to wrestling. To the Lion’s Den. Why there one might ask?
Because a lion is the most sexually dominant animal of course. Gunther is a lion in the bedroom. And he will be a lion inside the ring. There are those who think that Gunther can be tamed. But to them, Gunther can only say one thing.
And now, finally, Gunther will make his presence felt in the Lion’s Den. And he will do it against a man they call Mylo Danvers. Gunther knows very little about Mylo. Gunther knows he calls himself the Lone Wolf. My friend, there is nothing sexy about working alone. As in the bedroom, it takes two or more to tango. You must open yourself up my friend, and let someone in. You cannot expect to find joy and happiness in life if you are always alone. Gunther will never be alone, and if Mylo should ever need someone to help him, Gunther will do what he can.
But Gunther has seen the good of Mylo as well. Gunther appreciates the art of covering the body in tattoos. Much like Gunther and his sex, tattooing is just a form of personal art where one can express themselves. Gunther has seen him in the ring as well. The Mylo has much talent. Gunther knows that he will have a challenge when the time comes. No man should be foolish enough to expect an easy victory over anyone, both in the bedroom and in the ring. Gunther is no exception. He knows he will need to work hard in order to have a chance of victory. But Gunther has fought men before and come away victorious. Gunther knows the level of dedication needed in order to be declared the victor.
So make no mistake about it, Gunther is ready to wrestle. Gunther has been training, preparing his body for this for many a fortnight. To expect anything less than the fight of a lifetime from The Sex God would be a futile mistake. So Mylo Danvers, Gunther hopes you are ready. Because much like his sexual conquests, Gunther often ends up on top.
*Gunther speaking from the shadows wearing his usual attire on his red velvet couch*
Hello
It is Gunther
The man you have all been hearing so much about. The Sex God himself.
Gunther is the man that no woman can resist. Gunther is the sexiest man in all of the wrestling world. Every time Gunther steps into the ring he runs the risk of women charging in and interfering just for a chance to touch his perfect body. Normally, Gunther would oblige them, but when he is in the wrestling ring there is only one thing that he can focus on.
Gunther has travelled around the world, having sex with the most beautiful men and women of the world. There is nobody that can resist the sex with The Sex God. Gunther’s beautiful mullet, his stunning moustache, and of course, the piece-de-resistance, his underwear-dropping glasses. Trying to deny the bodies natural attraction to such as man is as futile as denying our primal instincts. Sex with Gunther is as common as eating, drinking, and even breathing. But with that said, many of you will ask Gunther why he decided to return to wrestling. Why would he give up the lavish lifestyle he lives for such a barbaric combat sport. But those people just do not understand the ways of Gunther.
Wrestling is a very sexual sport. Gunther knows this, as everyone should. The art of any number of combinations of men and women groping and squeezing and wrapping their arms and legs around each other and trying to grind them down to the ground. To win Gunther must lay down on top of an opponent, his sweaty body grinding up against theirs. This is something that Gunther has much experience with. Gunther has been wrestling in the bedroom for his entire life. There is nobody that Gunther has not been able to pin down. So it has always been natural for Gunther to wrestle. He has always understood the sexual side of it, and has been successful because of it.
But Gunther took time off, to focus on his music and his personal soul-searching journey of having an orgy in every country in the world. And now that Gunther has completed his journey, he has decided to return to wrestling. To the Lion’s Den. Why there one might ask?
Because a lion is the most sexually dominant animal of course. Gunther is a lion in the bedroom. And he will be a lion inside the ring. There are those who think that Gunther can be tamed. But to them, Gunther can only say one thing.
And now, finally, Gunther will make his presence felt in the Lion’s Den. And he will do it against a man they call Mylo Danvers. Gunther knows very little about Mylo. Gunther knows he calls himself the Lone Wolf. My friend, there is nothing sexy about working alone. As in the bedroom, it takes two or more to tango. You must open yourself up my friend, and let someone in. You cannot expect to find joy and happiness in life if you are always alone. Gunther will never be alone, and if Mylo should ever need someone to help him, Gunther will do what he can.
But Gunther has seen the good of Mylo as well. Gunther appreciates the art of covering the body in tattoos. Much like Gunther and his sex, tattooing is just a form of personal art where one can express themselves. Gunther has seen him in the ring as well. The Mylo has much talent. Gunther knows that he will have a challenge when the time comes. No man should be foolish enough to expect an easy victory over anyone, both in the bedroom and in the ring. Gunther is no exception. He knows he will need to work hard in order to have a chance of victory. But Gunther has fought men before and come away victorious. Gunther knows the level of dedication needed in order to be declared the victor.
So make no mistake about it, Gunther is ready to wrestle. Gunther has been training, preparing his body for this for many a fortnight. To expect anything less than the fight of a lifetime from The Sex God would be a futile mistake. So Mylo Danvers, Gunther hopes you are ready. Because much like his sexual conquests, Gunther often ends up on top.
