6-Man Tag Match
Kevin Hardaway, Johnny Karma, Larkyn vs. Sparklebuddies, Landon Knight
[The arena lights flash a myriad of different colours in tune with John Bonham’s epic drum intro to “When the Levee Breaks” fills the arena, and at the exact microsecond that the flawless combination of Robert Plant’s harmonica and Jimmy Page’s riff starts The Man, The Myth, The Johnny Karma swaggers out onto the top of the ramp to greet his adoring public, coming to a stop on top of the ramp to blow a kiss to all his fans in attendance who paid to see him and only him this evening and stands there with his hands on his hips to bask in their adulation as Cherry Baum stands by his side to present him to the crowd]
[Karma struts down the ramp towards the ring, making sure not a single hair is out of place on his head, waving and chatting to the members of his adoring public that surround him whilst he walks down to the ring]
[The pair reach ringside, as Cherry climbs onto the apron and holds the ropes open for her man. Karma waves to the luckiest fans of all, those at ringside as he performs, before bounding up the ring steps and stepping through the gap Cherry has created for him into the ring]
Clement: Despite losing to Cyncity at All-Star Showdown III, Karma was able to recover from that loss with a win over Pierre J. Harris.
Grayson: With that win, Karma advanced to the Frontier Lions Cup. He’s the only man from last year’s tournament that was able to qualify for this year’s. The reason for that is simple. Karma’s the real deal. He’s got staying power. The Karmic Lion is determined to add the Frontier Lions Cup to his collection.
[Karma briskly walks across the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and raises an arm into the air, holding up one finger to remind us all of one simple truth – He’s #1]
[Karma climbs down, then walks across the ring and climbs the opposite turnbuckles, looking out into the crowd who have paid for the privilege of watching him wrestle, before unzipping his track top to reveal his chiselled physique. He removes his dark glasses and places them in his jacket pocket, before climbing down]
[As he stands in the ring, Cherry Baum takes the house mic]
Cherry Baum: Introducing first, the only person in this match to qualify for the 2014 Frontier Lions Cup…weighing in tonight at a thick, slick, and ready to give Landon Knight's butt a damn good kick 233lbs, he hails from Queens, NYC – he is here to take the "virgin" out of Virginia, he is JOHNNY KARMA!
[Cherry steps aside and gives a round of applause as Johnny K strolls to the centre of the ring, before Cherry hands him the microphone]
Johnny Karma: Ladies and...ladies.
[Karma drops his sunglasses and winks to the crowd]
Johnny Karma: ...and partners.
[Karma turns to Hardaway and Larkyn, giving what almost looks like an appreciative nod]
Johnny Karma: While the seven runners-up for the Frontier Lions Cup are no doubt going to be taking it easy for the next few weeks so they don't ruin their chances of saying they lost to me on the night, tonight I stand here in front of all of you to say that I will give my all not just when Above & Beyond III rolls around, but in every single match I have before then to prove once again there is only one Lion in F
WA, and it is the coolest, the calmest, and most Karmic Lion who ever walked the earth. Which, if you didn't get it, is
me.
[Karma hands the mic back to Cherry, before performing a couple of yoga stretches]
The sounds of "23" by Miley Cyrus hits the PA System.
"I'm so fresh, man. You all scared to do it how I do it..."
"I'm.. in da club, high off purp, with my shades on.."Larkyn Matthew steps out onto the stage, a confident look on his face, and a bounce in his step. He puts his left arm up, and right arm up, and shakes his hips as he turns around and starts twerking. He spins back around and laughs as he jogs down the aisle. He slides into the ring and climbs onto the second rope, lifting one of his arms up and flexing. The lack of muscle is embarrassing, but he doesn't care!
Cruz: And his partner, now residing out of Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 155 pounds! He is "The American Idol" LARKYN!
Clement: Larkyn has impressed since his FGA debut several weeks back. But will tonight be the night that he finally gets his first win inside an FGA ring?
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "Devil's Night" by Motionless in White flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane when the vocals blare out of the sound system as Kevin Hardaway appears in the entry way. The crowd turns sour at the very sight of him. Kevin inhales before he makes his way down the ring.
Cruz: And their partner, from Baltimore, Maryland! Weighing in at 229 pounds! He is "The Voice of the Violence" KEVIN HARDAWAY!
A few hands get kicked away as once Kevin is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the top buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring before backing into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Clement: Kevin Hardaway has shown his true colors over the past several months. We all saw what he’s done to Chris Bond. Now, he’s looking to do the same to Riley Owens,.
Grayson: Riley has had one hell of a 2014. He’s been riding a good wave as of late. But that ride may be on borrowed time. If the damage that was done to Bond is any indication as to what Hardaway’s got in store for Owens, then we may have a new Pride Champion very soon.
"Rockit" begins to play over the speakers as Landon Knight casual strolls, Scott Hall-style through the curtain. After holding his hand up to his forehand and scanning the crowd, Landon makes his ways down to the ring. He walks to both sides of the aisle, trying his hardest to slap hands with ever fan he can.
Cruz: And their opponents... introducing first, from the Mushroom World! Weighing in at 205 pounds! He is one-half of the reigning FGA World Tag Team Champions... LANDON KNIGHT!
Once he gets to ringside, he leaps up onto the apron and then slingshots himself into the ring. Landon heads into the corner, springboards up to the middle rope and holds his fists in the air to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: It’s now official! At Above & Beyond III, it’s going to be the Sparklebuddies challenging the Super Mario Wrestling Bros for the World Tag Team Titles. That one should be great.
Grayson: It should be great. You want to know what would be even better? If Landon left these two high and dry. I’m sure Karma, Larkyn and Hardaway wouldn’t mind softening up the Sparklebuddies for the SMWB.
Clement: The SMWB have more integrity than that?
Grayson: … you sure?
“Jager Yoga” by CSS begins to play throughout the arena as pink and purple strobe lights cover the aisleway. From out behind the curtain step Laurel Anne Hardy and Annie Zellor to cheers from the crowd. They both make their way down to the ring in their matching ring attires, slapping hands with the fans on either side of the aisle.
Cruz: And his partner, weighing in at a combined weight of 263 pounds! They are the team of Laurel Anne Hardy and Annie Zellor, THE SPARKLEBUDDIES!
Annie runs up the ring steps and vaults over the top rope as Laurel gingerly rolls in under the bottom rope. They both get up on opposite corners where Annie raises a fist while Laurel takes a stage bow, flapping her colourful feather boa around. Then they both jump down and hug before taking their corner.
Grayson: The Sparklebuddies have been granted the title shot that they’ve longed for. But Hardy doesn’t look too pumped about it.
Clement: She just did compete in a deathmatch for another promotion fairly recently. You can see the bandaged on her. You can see the grimace on her face. Hopefully this doesn't affect her too much in this one.
The bell sounds as Landon and Larkyn start things off with a lock up. After jockeying for position, Larkyn places Landon in a side headlock. But Landon quickly shoves Larkyn off of him and into the ropes. When Larkyn comes back, Landon knocks him down with a standing shoulderblock to cheers from the crowd. He then runs into the ropes as Larkyn kips back up. When Landon comes back, Larkyn leap frogs over him. Landon continues to run into the ropes. When Landon comes back, he takes Larkyn down with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takeover to cheers from the crowd. Larkyn gets back up, but Landon knocks him down with a dropkick to cheers from the crowd. Larkyn gets back up, but Landon throws him down with an arm drag. He quickly transitions into a shoulder lock to cheers from the crowd.. The ref asks Larkyn if he wants to give up. But Larkyn refuses to quit.
Clement: Both men are known for their speed and high flying. But Landon’s gotten the better of Larkyn thus far.
Grayson: It’s still early, don’t worry.
After bringing Larkyn back up to his feet, Landon drags him over towards his corner and tags in Annie Zellor. The crowd cheers as Zellor gets in and kicks Larkyn in the midsection. She then brings Larkyn down to the mat with a Seoi Nage to cheers from the crowd. She then picks up Larkyn and places him in a side headlock. But Larkyn shoves her off of him and into the ropes. When Zellor comes back, Larkyn knocks her down with a standing shoulder block to boos from the crowd. After taunting the crowd, Larkyn runs into the ropes. When he comes back, Zellor turns over onto her stomach. So Larkyn skips over her and continues to run into the ropes. When Larkyn comes back, Zellor gets back up to her feet and leap frogs over Larkyn. When Larkyn comes back, Zellor knocks him down with a dropkick to cheers from the crowd. Larkyn gets back up, but Zellor knocks him down with another dropkick to cheers from the crowd. As Larkyn gets back up, Zellor goes for another dropkick. But Larkyn side steps and swats her down to boos from the crowd. As Zellor tries to get up, Larkyn grabs her and whips her into the ropes. When Zellor comes back, she delivers a wheelbarrow facebuster to cheers from the crowd. She makes the cover.
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Larkyn kicks out.
Zellor goes over and tags in Laurel Anne Hardy to cheers from the crowd.
As Zellor gingerly steps into the ring, she goes over and points at Hardaway to cheers from the crowd. Hardaway points his thumb to himself, as if to say “me?” Hardy nods and then motions for Hardaway to come into the ring.
Clement: Could we be getting Hardaway and Hardy right now?
Grayson: Hardy mentioned that she’s never been in the ring with him before. So yeah, this would be a first...
Hardaway looks around at the crowd before saying “fine!” He then holds his arm out, looking for the tag. So larkyn goes over to tag Hardaway in. But at the last second, Hardaway pulls his arm back and drops down to the floor to boos from the crowd.
Clement: What!?
Grayson: What is he doing!?
Hardaway taunts Hardy with a prom queen-like wave before turning and walking towards the back to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Is he… is he leaving?
Grayson: it looks like it!
Hardy walks over towards the ropes and calls Hardaway back. But Hardaway has no intention of going back. While Hardy’s back is turned, Larkyn tags in Johnny Karma. Karma quickly gets in, runs up behind Hardy, jumps up and delivers Macho Karma to boos from the crowd. As Hardy stumbles back, Karma climbs back up onto the apron, climbs up to the top turnbuckle, leaps off and connects with a flying double ax handle smash to boos from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Clement: Karma took advantage of the distraction. But I still can’t believe Hardaway has walked out of this match.
Grayson: With that Pride Championship match coming up, maybe he feels he’s got better things to do...
Karma picks up Hardy and whips her hard into the corner. As Hardy stumbles out of the corner, Karma grabs her and whips her hard into the opposite corner. After her back collides with the turnbuckles, Hardy drops to her knees before falling flat to the canvas. Karma goes over, picks up Hardy, brings her back towards the center of the ring and throws her down with a scoop slam. He follows up with a fist drop before making the cover.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
Clement: Karma’s really working over Hardy. You mentioned the deathmatch she was just in at another promotion. We all know how much she loves to compete. But maybe she should have taken this one off. You can see that she’s not even moving as fast as she normally does.
Grayson: Laurel’s too stubborn to do something like that.
Karma picks up Hardy and whips her into the ropes. When Hardy comes back, Karma throws her down with a back body drop to boos from the crowd. Hardy can be seen arching her back in pain as Karma taunts her. He then reaches down, picks up Hardy, brings her over towards the ropes and delivers a slingshot suplex to boos from the crowd. Karma turns over and makes the cover.
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Hardy gets her shoulder up.
After picking up Hardy, Karma sizes her up before nailing her with a series of stinging left jabs. He then throws out a right hook to complete Sugar Ray Karma. But Hardy ducks and counters with a lungblower to cheers from the crowd. Hardy slowly turns over and makes the cover.
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Karma kicks out.
Clement: Good counter there by Hardy, but it only gets two.
Grayson: As we see Hardy moving around in pain like this, there must be a part of the SMWB that just love seeing her struggle like this.
Hardy picks up Karma and whips him into the ropes. When Karma comes back, Hardy delivers an Hadouken, doubling him over to cheers from the crowd. After struggling to lift Karma up onto her shoulders, she delivers a double knee gutbuster to cheers from the crowd. As Karma turns over onto his back, Hardy slowly turns and gets up to her feet. After clutching her side as she winces in pain, Hardy heads into the ropes. When Hardy comes back, she connects with a Rolling Thunder to cheers from the crowd. As Hardy sits up, she arches her back in pain. She then turns over and makes the cover.
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Karma gets his shoulder up.
Grayson: That move may have hurt her more than Karma!
Hardy gets up, limps over towards her corner and tags Zellor back in. Once Zellor gets in, she immediately turns and looks at Hardy with concern. As Hardy tells her to focus on Karma, comes picks up Hardy from behind, walks backwards towards the center of the ring and delivers a belly to back suplex to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Zellor got distracted and once again, Karma took advantage.
Karma gets up, heads into the corner and tags Larkyn back in. Once Larkyn gets back in, he stands over Zellor and taunts her before heading into the ropes. When he comes back, he connects with Bows Over Baghdad to boos from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Zellor kicks out.
Larkyn picks up Zellor and whips her into the corner. He then runs into the corner. But Zellor nails him with a boot to the face to cheers from the crowd. As Larkyn stumbles back, Zellor motions to head out of the corner to attack. But Karma reaches over the ropes, grabs Zellor by the hair with both hands and yanks her down with a mat slam. The crowd boos as Larkyn goes back over to Zellor and puts the boots to her. He then tags Karma back in.
Clement: Come on, ref, he pulled her hair!
Karma picks up Zellor and whips her into the ropes. When Zellor comes back, Karma throws her down with a powerslam to boos from the crowd. He then gets up, picks up Zellor’s legs and motions for the Karmic Crab. but Zellor is able to counter with a modified small package to cheers from the crowd.
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Karma kicks out.
After both grapplers get up, Karma kicks her in the midsection and quickly plants her with a DDT to boos from the crowd. He turns Zellor over and makes the cover.
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Zellor gets her shoulder up.
Karma sits up Zellor and applies a rear chinlock. The ref asks Zellor if she wants to give up. But Zellor refuses to quit. So karma pulls back, causing Zellor to squeal in pain.
Clement: Karma’s wearing down Zellor with that chinlock. Can she fight through the pain? Can she fight back? Can she make her way over to her corner and make the tag?
Grayson: No, No… and no.
On the outside, both Landon and Hardy start up a “LET’S GO ANNIE!” chant. The crowd quickly gets involved by clapping their hands and stomping their feet. Zellor begins to feed off of the crowd as her arms begin to shake. She slowly turns over onto her knees before getting up to her feet. Zellor then delivers three elbows to the midsection, breaking the hold. Once free, Zellor grabs Karma and delivers a standing shiranui to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: What a maneuver by Zellor!
Grayson: Come on, Karma, get up...
Zellor begins to crawl towards her corner as both Landon and Hardy have their arms stretched out. Meanwhile, Karma slowly turns over as Larkyn is begging to be tagged back in.
Clement: Which one of these two is going to make the tag first!?
Zellor goes over and tags in Landon to cheers from the crowd. Meanwhile, Karma tags in Larkyn. Once Larkyn and Landon get in, the two run at each other. Landon then stops, hoists up Larkyn and connects with the 1-Up Uppercut to cheers from the crowd. He then picks Larkyn back up, hooks his arms, lifts him up and throws him down with the Butterfly Bom-omb to cheers from the crowd.
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Karma breaks up the pin to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Hardy gets in and goes after Karma. She then takes Karma and whips him into the ropes. Before Karma can even bounce back, Hardy clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor.
Clement: Down to the outside goes Karma!
Back in the ring, Landon drop toe holds Larkyn onto the middle ropes to cheers from the crowd. With Larkyn now in perfect position, Annie gets in and throws up the #grrface before heading over towards the ropes and connecting with the Rough ‘n’ Tumble to cheers from the crowd. While Larkyn is down, Landon slingshots himself out onto the apron, springboards onto the top turnbuckle, jumps off and connects with the Goomba Stomp to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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THREE!
“Rockit” blasts over the PA as the crowd explodes in cheers.
Cruz: Here are your winners, LANDON KNIGHT and THE SPARKLEBUDDIES!
Landon, Laurel and Zellor raise each others arms to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: There was no sign of dissension in sight as the team of Landon Knight, Laurel Anne Hardy and Annie Zellor pick up the win!
Grayson: First off, the other team was down a man, so I wouldn’t start bragging just yet. Two, it’s a shame that this one and a half tag team here did work so well together. If I were Landon, I would have thrown those two to the sharks. If the Sparklebuddies make it to Miami at 100%, then Landon will kick himself for not taking advantage of this opportunity.