Matt Summers vs. Joshua Black
["Lose Yourself" by Eminem begins to play over the PA system]
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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
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[Through the black curtains steps the rookie Matt Summers wearing a plain black hood unzipped with his ring attire - black full length tights with a white zig zag pattern on both legs and black boots with kickpads over them. He also has on black elbowpads and wrist-tape.]
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Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
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[The fans are bopping their heads and smacking the metal guardrails to the beat as Matt Summers begins to walk down the aisle to the ring. He smacks hands with the fans as he heads to the ring.]
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Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
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[Summers stops in mid aisle and stares at the ring. He then looks around at the cheering crowd. He nods at the fans and acknowledges them as he continues moving forward towards the ringside area.]
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You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
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[Once he reaches the ringside area, Matt Summers proceeds to remove his hoodie and hands it to a ringside attendant before climbing on the ring apron and into the ring through the top and middle rope.]
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You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
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[The music fades out as Summers walks into his respective corner and just leans forward into it so his forehead is resting on it with his back facing the ring announcer and referee.]
Cruz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Denver, Colorado! Weighing in at 180 pounds... MATT SUMMERS!
[The crowd cheers as Matt Summers lifts his head and just begins to pound on the turnbuckle pad with his fists as he awaits the match to begin.]
Grayson: Can you believe this young punk, Summers? He had the nerve to tell Joshua Black to keep Heather Black away from ringside. Who does he think he is?
Clement: I don't blame him. How many times have we seen Heather interfere in Joshua's matches? How many times have we seen Joshua benefit from her interference? I don't think Summers is out of line at all. All he wants is a fair match.
The lights in the arena start to flicker as the beginning of "This Is The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson begins to play throughout the arena. A man walks out from the back wearing a black suit and a black shirt with a white tie. He has a thick beard and thick glasses. Obviously, this is Johnny Windham.
## Everything has been said before ##
## There's nothing left to say anymore ##
## When it's all the same ##
## You can ask for it by name ##
Next, wearing a tight black leather mini-skirt, a skin tight white shirt that says "Your Dream Come True" on the front in black lettering, and black go-go boots, Heather Black walks out from behind the curtain. Her shoulder length dark red hair is tied back and her outfit definitely shows off her figure.
## Babble babble bitch bitch ##
## Rebel rebel party party ##
## Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" ##
## Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely ##
## Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: ##
## Everybody sing along. ##
Finally, out from behind the curtain, is the man everyone came to see, Joshua Black. Joshua is wearing his usual black tights that stop mid-thigh, with yellow trim at the waist and mid-thigh, and a black t-shirt with words "Flawless Victory" written on the front in yellow lettering. He stands at the entranceway between Johnny and Heather, looks around the crowd smiling, and starts heading to the ring.
## Babble babble bitch bitch ##
## Rebel rebel party party ##
## Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence" ##
## Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely ##
## Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in: ##
## Everybody sing along. ##
Cruz: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Heather Black and Johnny Windham! From Phoenix, Arizona! Weighing in at 240 pounds... JOSHUA BLACK!
As the group gets to the ring, Johnny walks up the steps and walks into the ring. Joshua picks Heather up by the waist and places her on the ring apron, as Johnny holds the ring ropes open for her to climb in. Joshua slides under the bottom rope and walks over to the corner of the ring. He jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd, with a cocky grin on his face.
## Are you motherfuckers ready ##
## For the new shit? ##
## Stand up and admit, ##
## tomorrow's never coming. ##
## This is the new shit. ##
## Stand up and admit. ##
## Do we get it? No. ##
## Do we want it? Yeah. ##
## This is the new shit, ##
## Stand up and admit. ##
Joshua jumps off the turnbuckle and holds the ropes open for Heather to climb through the ropes. Johnny exits the ring and walks down the steps to the floor, then holds Heather's hand as she does the same as the music dies down and Joshua takes off his shirt and tosses it to Johnny.
Grayson: It looks like Joshua denied Summers' request.
Clement: It just shows the lack of confidence in himself. You mean to tell me he can't get the job done without Heather getting involved?
Grayson: It doesn't matter how he wins. All that matters is that he does win. How many times must you be told that?
The bell sounds as both men look to start things off. They lock up. Black quickly takes Summers down with an arm drag to boos from the crowd. He quickly transitions into a shoulderlock. The ref asks Summers if he wants to give up. But Summers refuses to quit. After Summers gets back up to his feet, Black wrings his arm to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Black rolls forward, leans back, kips up and counters with an arm drag of his own.
As Black gets up, Summers grabs him and whips him into the ropes. When Black comes back, Summers knocks him down with a jumping sidekick to cheers from the crowd. He then steps over Black and connects with a standing moonsault to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Black kicks out.
Clement: How about those moves from the newcomer? He took Black down with that jump kick and quickly followed up with a beautiful standing moonsault?
Grayson: Beginner's luck.
Clement: And how long will that last? Until Heather interferes again?
Grayson: ...
Summers picks up Black and whips him into the ropes. But Black hangs onto the ropes. So Summers runs over at him. Black then ducks the oncoming charge and dumps Summers over the top rope. But Summers lands safely on his feet. When Black turns around, Summers grabs him by the neck with both hands and jumps off the apron, delivering a guillotine across the top rope to cheers from the crowd. As Black goes down, Summers leaps up onto the apron before delivering a slingshot leg drop. The crowd cheers as he makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Black kicks out.
Clement: Summers again uses his speed and agility to get the better of Black. Call it beginner's luck all you want. But this young man is taking the fight to Black.
Summers takes Black and whips him into the ropes. Again, Black hangs onto the ropes. But this time, he drops and rolls to the outside.
Clement: What's he doing?
Grayson: Slamming the brakes on this match.
The crowd boos as he tries to take a breather. But the boos turn back to cheers as Summers slides to the outside and is hot on his trail. After Black rolls back into the ring, Summers rolls back in. But he's met with an elbow drop to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Classic strategy. Fools like Summers fall for it every time.
Black gets up and delivers another elbow drop. He then gets back up to his feet and puts the boots to Summers. Black picks him up and whips him into the ropes. When Summers comes back, Black scoops him up and delivers a sidewalk slam. He hooks the leg for the cover...
ONE!
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TWO!
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Summers gets his shoulder up.
Black picks up Summers, scoops him up from the side and delivers a backbreaker to boos from the crowd. He then picks Summers back up, only to take him back down with a snap suplex. Black turns over and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Summers gets his shoulder up.
Clement: Summers gets his shouler up before the three count. But Black is zeroing in on his back.
Grayson: He can't do any of that flippity nonsense with a hurt back. It's sound strategy. Let's see if Summers has the smarts to adjust.
Black picks up Summers, scoops him across his shoulder and goes for a running powerslam. But Summers slips down from behind and shoves Black into the ropes. When Black comes back, Summers connects with a savate kick to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: What a kick straight to the jaw by Summers. He goes for the cover...
ONE!
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TWO!
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The crowd boos as Heather Black climbs up onto the apron, gaining the ref's attention.
Clement: What in the world is she doing? This is exactly why Summers didn't want her at ringside.
Grayson: She's just checking on her main.
Clement: She can see from the floor. She doesn't need to get up on the apron...
While the ref yells at Heather to get off the apron, Summers gets off of Black and heads over towards her. Once she sees Black getting back up to his feet, she climbs back down to the floor. While Summers' back is still turned, Black runs over to attack from behind. But Summers turns, lifts up Black and delivers a hotshot across the top rope to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Oh ho!
Clement: Not this time! Summers knew exactly what they were trying to do!
While Black is down, Summers heads into the corner. He springboards onto the top rope to set up a moonsault. But Johnny Windham climbs up onto the apron, distracting him to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Now what's he doing up there? Ref? Get him off!
Summers' had enough. So he leaps off the top turnbuckle, knocking Windham off the turnbuckles and to the floor with a flying side kick to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: He can't do that! That's a manager he just knocked off the apron. The man could be hurt.
Heather runs over and checks on Windham. Meanwhile, Summers climbs back up onto the apron. He then begins to climb the turnbuckles.
Clement: He's about to put this one away, Evan, and there's no one to stop him!
But once he gets to the top, Black dives over and pulls down the top rope. Summers then slips and winds up crotched on the top turnbuckle to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Good! I hope it hurt, too!
After Summers falls off the top turnbuckle and landing in the ring, Black drags him away from the ropes. He then picks up Summers and delivers And Boom Goes The Dynamite to boos from the crowd.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!
“This is the New Shit” plays to boos from the crowd.
Cruz: Here is your winner, JOSHUA BLACK!
Black rolls to the outside, where both he and Heather help up a barely conscious Windham. After tapping Windham on the cheek and shaking his head, Black raises his arm in the air to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Surprise, surprise, Joshua Black cheats his way to another victory.
Grayson: Cheating? Matt Summers knocked a manager, not a wrestler, but a manager off the apron and to the floor! Who knows what he would have done if he got his hands on Heather. All Joshua did was pull down on the top rope. Last I checked, that was perfectly legal.
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