Ultimate Endurance Match for the
Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Championship
(c) The Usual Suspects vs. The Murder vs. The Shoot Kings vs. Bloodbath & Beyond
The soundsystem kicks up with the opening chords of Pink Floyd's "In The Flesh" and out from the back, through the black curtains, steps The Church of The Beyond's resident mouthpiece, Justice Young. He's wearing a black suit with a red shirt and black tie along with a pair of shiny black shoes. As he steps out and heads down the aisle, he holds his hands up in the air and jaw jacks with the fans.
Clement: Well folks, we were about to kick off the Ultimate Endurance tag team match for the FGA tag titles but it looks like Justice Young has something to share with us.
Grayson: Regardless of what it is, you and these fans are best to listen up because when Justice speaks the gospel of The Church of The Beyond, minds are changed almost immediately.
As the instrumental portion of the song continues, Justice makes a full lap around ringside before climbing up on the ring apron and into the ring through the top and middle ropes. A strut to the center of the ring and a spotlight comes beaming down right on Justice Young as he brings a microphone to his lips..
Justice: So you all thought you might come here to Final Frontier and check out the show. You all thought you would feel the warm thrill that FGA brings with it from town to town.
**CROWD POP!!!**
Justice: Well I've got some bad news for all of you. Chris Tryon isn't well and he's back at the hotel. So they sent me and The Church of The Beyond along to find out where you folks really stand.
***BOOOO****
Clement: Is this some sort of joke? What the hell is Justice Young talking about? I know for a fact that Chris Tryon IS in the building and WILL be defending their tag titles here shortly.
Grayson: Do you REALLY know that for a fact? Do anyone of us REALLY know anything?
Justice: Are there any Crows in the building tonight?
**SMALL CROWD POP!!!**
Justice points a finger out into the crowd.
Justice: GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!
[All of a sudden, a few random fans are dragged away by hooded goons.]
Clement: How dare he! These fans have the right to cheer for whoever they want.
Grayson: Not if they want to remain in their seats they don't.
Justice: There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me… GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!
Another fan is dragged away from within the crowd.
Grayson: Sheesh.. who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
Justice: There's one smoking a joint…clearly a Shoot Kings fan…And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
And before Justice can continue, the spotlight goes away as the lights dim throughout the arena, with only a pair of voices heard through the PA from behind the curtain.
"Put it down, Madman! You keep messin' around with that thing, and you're gonna..."
Suddenly, a gun shot is heard. Police sirens are heard in the same PA getting slowly louder.
"Sorry, sorry..."
The lights briefly cut to complete black.
"SHOOT'S ON!"
After the Shoot Kings' yell, the sirens are drowned out by the opening guitar riffs of Alexisonfire's "Charlie Sheen vs. Henry Rollins". Stepping through the entryway first are both Madman Szalinski and Graham Clauson. Behind them is Ariel Shadows. Both stop shortly after exiting the entryway, looking out towards the ring. They face each other, but are looking out towards the ring. They both make motions of a handgun with the hand closest to the ring, before both running towards the ringside area. Both men make it to the ringside area, both sliding into the ring under the bottom rope in tandem. Graham quickly slides himself around in a way to stop in a sitting motion, Madman keeping the slide going on his stomach.
Cruz: The following contest is an Ultimate Endurance match! And it is for the Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Ariel Shadows! Weighing in at a total combined weight of 396 pounds! They are the team of Madman Szalinski and Graham Clauson, THE SHOOT KINGS!
Both Madman and Graham pop up from their respective slides, Madman immediately going for a nearby turnbuckle and jumping onto the second rope. Graham does the same thing, going to the opposite corner. Madman begins his trademark button-mashing-on-an-invisible-controller motion, while Graham extends both hands out like handguns. Both men then backflip from their respective corners, Graham pointing out towards the fans as they do so. Graham begins to stretch his arms out with the ropes, Madman squatting down in their respective corner. Graham takes off his Shoot Kings t-shirt and tosses it into the crowd.
Clement: Thank goodness the Shoot Kings came out here. I don't think I could have taken any more of that nonsense that was spewed by our former colleague. Having severing ties with their former manager and losing the GFC World Tag Team Titles over in England, the Shoot Kings are looking to end 2013 on a high note.
[The lights go dark as "Miseria Cantare (The Beginning)" by AFI begins to play over the sound system. and with each drumbeat, red spotlights flash at the top of the ramp.]
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Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us.
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[The fans begin to boo as through the black curtain separating the locker room from the main arena and into the red spotlights steps out the majority of The Church of The Beyond - Johnny Blayze, Chaths, Justice Young, and Tiffany Lawrence Michaels. Blayze is a Caucasian male with an athletic build and shaved head with a good growth of a brown beard wearing tight black leather pants, black elbow pads, and black boots. His ensemble is completed by a black full-length hooded leather jacket with the hood pulled over his head. Chaths is a tan individual in a hooded, sleeveless trench coat and his hood covers his face. He holds his handmade tonfa with his right hand. Justice Young is an African American male with a shaved head, bit of a menacing goatee and wearing a black suit, black dress shirt, red tie, and matching black shoes. And Tiffany Lawrence Michaels is a vixen with red hair wearing a black dress. The lights come back up.]
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Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...
Incinerate
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[Blayze's arms are raised high in the air as his "flock" surround him. He then walks down to the ring, silent with a smirk upon his face. Chaths slowly surveys the arena as the crowd boos. Justice Young follows behind with Tiffany pulling up the rear. Whenever the fans get too close, Justice smacks their hands. Tiffany slinks down the path with a grimace on her face.
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Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame
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[Once at ringside, all four use the ring steps to enter the ring. Chaths stops at the top step to face the people that hate him. He removes his hood to reveal a dastardly smirk. All three men and their lady enter the ring through the top and middle ropes before strolling around the ring.]
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As we all form one dark flame
As we all...
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
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[The crowd continues to boo them as Blayze removes his hood. Chaths silently goes to his team's corner and removes his coat, handing it to Tiffany Michaels. Blayze removes his jacket and tosses it to the outside as Chaths places his tonfa in the corner. Justice and Tiffany then leaves the ring and remain down on the ringside floor.]
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Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one, one of us
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[The music ends as Blayze backs into his corner. Chaths hops up to take a seat on the top turnbuckle, patiently waiting for their opponents to arrive. Justice Young grabs the microphone from the ring announcer to properly introduce both men to the crowd.
Justice Young: At a wrecking crew weight of four hundred and twenty pounds…
Accompanied by Mistress Tiffany….
From The Darkest Recesses…
JOHNNYYYY BLAAAAYZE!!!! CHATHSSSS!!!!
THE CHURCHHHHH OF THE BEYONDDDDD!!!!
**CHORUS OF BOOS**
Grayson: You know, I look at the Church of Beyond and I see a team that could very well outlast every other team in this match. The confidence of the Shoot Kings is shot. The Usual Suspects are in a rut. And while The Murder is focused, I feel that the Church of Beyond have the mindset, not to mention the bodies on the outside, to take the gold.
The lights go out in the arena as Alice In Chain's “Man In The Box” starts playing over the speaker system. The strobe lights begin flickering on the entrance curtain in pace with the drum and base line until they reach a crescendo at the chorus and Malcolm Drake (IGNITE 24/7 Extreme Championship around his waist) and Bob Pooler burst through the curtain. Drake stops beyond the curtain, casting wary sideways glances at the fans along ringside. Pooler smiles as he hears the boos from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring as he recoils from the hands of those closest to the guard rail.
Cruz: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 408 pounds. They are the team of Malcolm Drake and Bob Pooler... THE MURDER!
Drake recoils from those fans that attempt to touch him, screaming at them and smacking himself in the head along the way to the ring. Drake slides until the bottom rope on his stomach and crawls to the nearest turnbuckle corner, where he slumps his arms over the middle rope, staring out at the crowd. Pooler rolls under the bottom rope and stands up in the corner, a smirk on his face as he stretches his arms across his chest and awaits the start of the match. Drake slides under the bottom rope on his stomach and crawls to the nearest turnbuckle corner, where he slumps his arms over the middle rope, staring out at the crowd. He turns back towards the ring, slouching in the corner; his hair draped over his face.
Clement: The Murder have been hell bent on getting "their" property back. They felt that The Usual Suspects stole those belts from them back at Respect is Earned. Will they be able to outlast the other three teams here to reclaim the gold?
The guitar screech from the beginning of "Just Because" by Jane's Addiction blares over the house speakers, and the fans rise to their feet anticipating The Usual Suspects. Marx & Tryon step out from the entrance and stand in front of the smoked out curtains. Both men are dawning dark hooded sweatshirts that obscure their face over their singlets. The Usual Suspects stare out into the crowd, taking in the cheers, before they begin walking to the ring high fiving a few of the fans in the aisle way.
Cruz: And their opponents! Weighing in at a total combined weight of 482 pounds! They are the reigning... defending... Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Champions! They are the team of Jason Marx and Chris Tryon.... THE USUAL SUSPECTS!
Both men hop up onto the ring apron next and enter through the ropes.
Clement: The Suspects have faced several setbacks as of late. Mounting losses, coupled with the loss of their manager to The Church of Beyond, put the champs in a bad spot. can they overcome all of that, plus three other teams, to retain their titles? We'll find out right now!
The bell sounds as Bob Pooler and Chris Tryon start things off. They lock up. After jockeying for position, Pooler places Tryon in a side headlock. But Tryon shoves Pooler off of him and into the ropes. When Pooler comes back, Tryon knocks him down with a standing shoulderblock. He quickly drops down and makes the cover.
ONE!
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Pooler kicks out.
Clement: Tryon tries for the early elimination. But he ony gets a one count.
Tryon places Pooler in a side headlock of his own. But after Pooler gets back up to his feet, he reaches up and grabs Tryon by the hair. The crowd boos as Pooler moves Tryon over to the ropes. He then shoves Tryon off of him and into the opposite set of ropes. When Tryon comes back, Pooler knocks him down with a running shoulderblock to boos from the crowd. He then runs into the ropes as Tryon kips back up. When Pooler comes back, Tryon leap frogs over him. Pooler continues to run into the ropes. When Pooler comes back, Tryon knocks him doing with a jumping back kick to the face. The crowd cheers as Tryon drops down and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Pooler kicks out.
Clement: Tryon again tries for the elimination, but it only gets two.
Grayson: For a renown idiot, Tryon is actually doing the smart thing here. The Suspects know that the deck is stacked against them. So why not try and get a fluke elimination early?
Tryon picks up Pooler, wrings his arm, brings him over towards is corner and tags in Jason Marx. The crowd cheers as Marx gets in and delivers a clubbing shot to Pooler's outstretched arm. He then takes the arm and wrings it. As Pooler cringes in pain, Marx tries to yank the arm from out of its socket. The pain quickly sends Pooler down onto one knee. As he tries to get back up, Marx yanks the arm, sending Pooler back down to one knee to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers quickly turns to boos as Pooler rolls forward, leans back, kips up and connects with an enzuigiri. He turns Marx over and makes the cover.
Clement: Great counter there by Pooler. Is this enough for three?
ONE!
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Marx kicks out.
Pooler picks up Marx, runs into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. The crowd boos as Malcolm Drake gets tagged in. Drake gets in and delivers a series of knee strikes to the midsection. He then places Marx in a side headlock and rakes his eyes along the top rope. The crowd boos as Marx stumbles into the Church of Beyond corner. Marx quickly gets punched by Johnny Blayze, then by Chaths. As Marx stumbles across the ring, he stumbles into a yakuza kick from Drake to boos from the crowd. Drake drops down and makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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Marx kicks out.
Drake picks up Marx and whips him into The Murder's corner. Drake then runs into the corner. But Marx nails him with an elbow to the face to cheers from the crowd. Marx quickly turns around and nails Pooler with a right hand. He then around and catches an oncoming Drake with a right hand. The crowd cheers as Marx turns around and knocks Pooler down to the apron with a right hand. But the cheers turn to boos as Marx turns around and gets raked across the eyes. He then brings Marx from out of the corner and goes for an irish whip. But Drake reverses, sending Marx into the ropes. When Marx comes back, Drake bends over to set up a back body drop. But Marx stops, hooks Drake's arms, lifts him up and throws him down with a double underhook suplex to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Drake telegraphed that back body drop and Marx made him pay with the suplex!
As Drake rolls to the outside, Madman Szalinski steps into the ring to cheers from the crowd. Marx turns around and sees Madman staring right back at him. The two men then circle the ring before going for a lock up. But Madman catches him with a kick to the midsection. He then delivers an arm wringer, followed by a fireman's carry takeover. The crowd cheers as Madman follows up with a shoulder lock. The ref asks Marx if he wants to give up. But Marx refuses to quit. After battling his way back up to his feet, Marx nails him with several punches to the midsection. Once the hold is broken, Marx takes Madman and whips him into the ropes. When Madman comes back, Marx throws him down with a back body drop to cheers from the crowd. Madman gets back up, but Marx knocks him down with a clothesline. Madman gets up, but Madman knocks him back down with another clothesline as the crowd cheers. As Madman gets up and stumbles back towards the ropes... Marx runs over and delivers a clothesline, sending him over the top rope and to the floor.
Clement: And now Madman gets sent to the outside! So much for being in a rut. The Usual Suspects look to be in firm control of this one.
Grayson: For now, Kev. For now One of them is bound to screw this up. My vote goes to Tryon...
As Madman gets up off the floor, Blayze runs along the apron, hops off and takes him down with a flying hurricanrana to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Tryon springboards onto the top turnbuckle, jumps off and knocks Blayze down with a flying thrust kick to the face. Pooler then gets into the ring and runs into the ropes. When he comes back, he charges forward, leaps through the ropes and knocks Tryon down with a suicide dive to boos from the crowd. Marx then makes his way around the ring post, runs along the apron, jumps off and knocks Pooler down with a flying double ax handle smash from behind. But the cheers turn back to boos as Chaths runs along the apron, dives off and knocks him down with a shining yakuza kick. Drake then steps into the ring before running into the ropes. When Drake comes back, he charges forward, leaps through the ropes and knocks Chaths down from behind with a suicide dive.
Clement: And there goes the Head Crow with a dive to the outside! There are bodies flying everywhere, Evan!
Grayson: I've seen pile ups on I-95 that didn't look at bad as this!
Graham Clauson finally steps into the ring and points to the outside. The crowd cheers. But they aren't loud enough for him. So Graham waves his arms up and down, hyping up the crowd. As his opponents slowly get up on the outside, Graham runs into the ropes. When Graham comes back, he charges forward before knocking several of his opponents down with the Sasuke Special II. Cheers and applause can be heard throughout the crowd.
Clement: Graham Clauson just wiped everyone out on the outside! It's anyone's match now!
Marx is the first one up to his feet. He then maneuvers around the pile of bodies and picks up Blayze. After slamming his head against the apron, Marx rolls him back into the ring. After Marx rolls himself back in, he picks up Blayze and whips him into the corner. Marx then runs across the ring and connects with a clothesline to cheers from the crowd. After climbing up onto the middle ropes, Marx punches Blayze as the crowd counts along.
Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!
The crowd cheers as Marx hops down. Tryon quickly climbs up onto the apron and calls for Mass Destruction to cheers from the crowd. As Tryon climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, Marx tries to lift up Blayze for a powerbomb. But Blayze holds onto his leg. So Marx delivers a series of clubbing shots to the back. He then tries to lift up Blayze for the powerbomb. But again, Blayze hangs on to his leg for dear life. While Marx is still struggling to lift up Blayze, Chaths climbs up onto the apron and shoves Tryon off the top rope. The crowd boos as Tryon falls off the apron, crashes against the barricade and falls to the floor. Back in the ring, Blayze throws down Marx with a back body drop. While Marx is down, Chaths climbs up to the top turnbuckle, leaps off and connects with a flying double foot stomp to boos from the crowd. After Blayze drags Marx into the corner, he springboards onto the top turnbuckle and connects with Death From Above. The crowd boos as Blayze makes the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THREE!
Cruz: The Usual Suspects have been eliminated.
Grayson: Ha ha! I knew it! I knew it was a fluke. They stole those belts from The Murder and it was only a matter of time until they lost them!
Clement: They beat The Murder fair and square. But The Usual Suspects just got defeated fair and square as well. The Tag Champs are the first ones out of here, Evan. We're now guaranteed new champions tonight!
Graham rolls back into the ring. But he's quickly met by a series of stomps from the Church of Beyond. The crowd boos as B & B pick up Graham and whip him into the ropes. When Graham comes back, the Church throw him down with a double back body drop. The crowd boos as Graham arches his back in pain. Blayze quickly drops down and chokes Graham to boos from the crowd. The ref gives him until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Blayze lets go. He picks up Graham and whips him hard back-first into the corner. As Graham stumbles out, Blayze runs across the ring, leaps up and takes him down with a leg lariat to boos from the crowd. He then makes his way across the ring and tags in Chaths. The crowd cheers as Chaths gets in and puts the boots to Graham. He picks up Graham and delivers a vertical suplex. The crowd boos as Graham can be seen cringing in pain. After kicking Graham over onto his stomach, Chaths applies a camel clutch with a knee to the back. The crowd boos as Graham can be heard groaning in pain. The ref asks Graham if he wants to give up. When Graham refuses to quit, Chaths pulls back, increasing the pressure of the hold. The ref asks Graham if he wants to give up. But again, Graham refuses to quit. So Blayze steps back into the ring and runs into the ropes. When Blayze comes back, he connects with a baseball slide to Graham's face. The crowd boos.
Clement: I hate to admit it. But the Church of Beyond have not only eliminated the champions, but it looks like they're on the verge of eliminating another team as well. They are breaking down Graham in the middle of this ring.
Grayson: And you all scoffed at the wisdom of Beyondism. Tell me, who is laughing now? Certainly not The Usual Suspects. And neither is Graham Clauson.
As Blayze heads back out onto the apron, Chaths brings Graham over towards the ropes. He then steps up onto the middle ropes and locks Graham up with the Bite of the Dragon to boos from the crowd. The ref gives Chaths until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE... TWO.... THREE... FOUR...
Chaths reluctantly lets go. He then goes over and tags Drake back in. The crowd boos as Drake gets in picks up Graham and whips him into the ropes. When Graham comes back, Drake goes for a back elbow to the face. But Graham ducks and runs into the ropes. When Graham comes back, Drake knocks him down with a yakuza kick to boos from the crowd. Drake picks up Graham and delivers a headbutt, sending him stumbling into the ropes. He goes over, grabs Graham, brings him away from the ropes and delivers another headbutt. This time, Graham stumbles into the corner as the crowd boos. As Drake slowly approaches, Graham throws out a desperation kick to the midsection. He then connects with another kick... and another... and another. The crowd cheers. Graham throws out another kick. But this time, Drake catches his foot to boos from the crowd. After Drake drags Graham from out of the corner, Drake spins him around. When Graham comes back, Drake goes for a lariat. But Graham ducks. When Drake turns around, Graham connects with a savate kick that echoes throughout the building. Drake's eyes roll back as he slowly falls onto his back as the crowd cheer.
Grayson: Oh no!
Clement: Drake's lights may have been permanently shut off.
Grayson: But making the cover is useless. The only way for the next team to be eliminated is by submission...
After gathering his bearings, Graham gets back up to his feet. He goes over, picks up Drake's legs, drags him towards the center of the ring and slowly turns him over into an elevated cloverleaf. The crowd cheers as Drake groans in pain. The ref asks Drake if he wants to give up. But Drake refuses by shaking his head. So Graham pulls back, sending a jolt of pain down Drake's spine.
Grayson: Don't give up, Drake.
Clement: He may not have much of a choice.
Drake cringes in pain as the crowd cheers. The ref asks him if he wants to give up. But again, Drake refuses to give up. After pushing himself up off the canvas, Drake begins to claw his way across the ring to boos from the crowd. Graham then sits down into a regular cloverleaf, trying to prevent Drake from making it to the ropes. The switch temporarily slows Drake down. But the Head Crow continues to scratch and claw his way towards the ropes. Drake reaches out... and grabs the bottom rope to boos from the crowd. The ref gives Graham until the count of five to break the hold.
Ref: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR....
Graham reluctantly lets go. He then picks up Drake and goes for an irish whip. But Drake reverses, sending Graham into the ropes. When Graham comes back, Drake swings around Graham, locking on a sleeper hold to boos from the crowd. Graham quickly panics. He moves his arms around, trying to grab onto anything he can. But it's no use as he's nowhere near the ropes. The crowd continues to boo as Drake keeps the hold applied with a big smirk on his face. But the boos quickly turn to cheers as Graham counters with a jawbreaker, sending Drake stumbling into the ropes.
Clement: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And that jawbreaker may have just saved the Shoot Kings there.
As Drake appears to be on dream street, Graham slowly begins to turn over. He begins to claw his way over to the Shoot Kings corner as the crowd cheers. Meanwhile, Drake tries to snap back into it as he shakes his head.
Grayson: Snap out of it, Drake! Get over there and cut Graham off!
Graham continues to crawl across the ring as Madman is hopping up and down, begging to be tagged in. Meanwhile, Ariel leads the crowd as she slaps the canvas. The crowd then claps their hands and stomps their feet in unison. Back across the ring, Drake makes his way off the ropes, stumbles over and tags in Pooler to boos from the crowd. Once Pooler gets tagged in, he slingshots himself back into the ring and runs across the ring. But before he can cut off Graham, Graham is able to dive over and tag Madman back in. The crowd cheers as Madman slowly steps back into the ring.
Clement: Oh here we go! Business is about to pick up now!
Pooler stops in his tracks. He begins to call for a timeout as he backs away from Madman. But Madman doesn't want to hear any of it.
Pooler motions to turn away, only to quickly turn back and goes for a cheap shot. But Madman blocks the punch and counters with one of his own, knocking Pooler down. Pooler gets back up, but Madman decks him with another right hand to cheers from the crowd. As Pooler gets up, Madman grabs him and whips him into the ropes. When Pooler comes back, Madman knocks him down with a running bionic elbow. Pooler gets back up, but Madman knocks him down with another bionic elbow to cheers from the crowd. Madman then runs into the ropes. But Chaths makes the blind tag. When Madman turns around, Chaths nails him with a shoulder thrust through the ropes. He then follows up with a slingshot sitout facebuster to boos from the crowd. He then picks up Madman and tosses him through the ropes and to the floor.
Clement: Chaths makes the blind tag. But I've got to winder what he's doing.
Grayson: The Church of Beyond just eliminated the tag champs. Clearly they know what they're doing...
When Chaths turns around, Pooler connects with Dr. Teeth. He then picks up Chaths and whips him into the corner. Pooler runs across the ring, leaps up into the air and connects with a hangtime corner dropkick. Chaths tumbles from out of the corner. Pooler then picks Chaths back up and nails him in the midsection. He then sends Chaths into he ropes. When Chaths comes back, Pooler takes him down with a crossface. Chaths can be heard cringing in pain. He tries to make his way towards the ropes, but Madman quickly gets in, goes over, kneels down and applies an ankle lock to his right leg.
Grayson: What in the...
The crowd cheers Chaths groans in pain. Blayze then gets in to break up the submissions. But he's quickly cut off by Drake, who nails him with a Roaring Elbow.
Clement: Down goes the ladder of the Church!
Grayson: No, no, no!
He then goes over, grabs Chath's left leg and applies a kneeling ankle lock. Graham then gets in, goes over and applies a fujiwara armbar to Chath's right arm.
Clement: Chaths is trapped! He's got nowhere to go! Everyone has a submission on him!
Grayson: This isn't fair!
The ref asks Chaths if he wants to give up. Chaths quickly nods his head to cheers from the crowd.
Cruz: The Church of Beyond have been eliminated!
Grayson: Gah!
Clement: The Usual Suspects have bee eliminated. The Church of Beyond have been eliminated. It is now a race to climb that ladder and grab those title belts!
As Chaths rolls to the outside, the Shoot Kings and The Murder get up and stare each other down. They look up at the belts hanging 15 ft high above them. They then turn and look at the ladder that's standing in the aisle. They then look back up at the belts, then back over at the ladder, then back to each other. At the drop of a hat, all four men quickly slide to the outside and race over to the ladder. The crowd cheers as The Murder and the Shoot Kings fight over the ladder. Each team tries to pull the ladder out of the others hands. The Shoot Kings then decide to let go, letting the ladder smack The Murder in the face to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Smart move there by the Kings...
Graham then heads back to ringside. After holding up the apron and looking underneath the ring, Graham pulls out a ladder to cheers from the crowd. Back in the aisle, Madman takes the original ladder and uses it to block off The Murder. As The Murder get up, they try to get past Madman. But Madman threatens to hit them with it. Drake then motions for Pooler to make his way through the crowd. And Pooler does just that, hopping over the barricade and slithering through the crowd. Back in the ring, Graham sets up the ladder right underneath the belts. As he begins to climb it, Pooler slingshots over the barricade and then slides into the ring. He quickly goes over, jumps up and tackles Graham off the ladder to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: He thought it was that easy. But The Murder isn't going down without a fight. Those titles were stolen from them the first time around. They'll be damned if they allow those belts to slip through their talons agains.
Back on the outside, Drake runs directly at Madman. But Madman nails him in the face with the ladder to cheers from the crowd. After dropping the ladder, he rolls back in the ring. Across the ring, Pooler is trying to hold down Graham. But Madman takes the ladder, folds it up, walks over to Pooler and throws it down across his back to cheers from the crowd. Pooler rolls over and kicks his feet as he arches his back in pain. As Madman holds down Pooler, Graham goes over and picks up the ladder. After setting it up, Graham begins to climb the steps to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Drake slides the original ladder into the ring. He then rolls back in, gets up, picks up the ladder and nails Graham right in the ribs, knocking Graham off the ladder and to the canvas. The crowd boos as Graham clutches his ribs in pain.
Clement: What a brutal shot to the ribs by Drake.
Graham: And I'm sure that did Graham no favors, especially after the number that Blayze and Chaths put on him.
Madman turns around sees Graham in pain. He then looks up at Drake. So Madman gets up and goes after Drake. Drake tosses the ladder at him. Madman catches the ladder. But Drake runs over and delivers a yakuza kick, kicking the ladder into Madman's face to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Madman's brain is certainly rattling around in his skull after that one.
Grayson: Brain? What brain?
After moving the ladder off of Madman, Drake picks him up, only to toss him through the ropes and to the floor. He then picks up the ladder, lifts it up over his head and throws it down over the top rope, sending it crashing down on top of Madman to boos from the crowd.
Clement: My God did you heart the impact of that ladder crashing onto Madman Szalinski?
Grayson: I did. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Back in the ring, Pooler tries to pick up Graham from off the canvas. Graham begins to deliver a series of punches to the midsection. But Pooler cuts him off with a European Uppercut, sending Graham stumbling into the ropes. After taking a few steps back, Pooler charges forward and goes for a clothesline. But Graham pulls down the top rope, sending Pooler tumbling over the top rope and to the floor to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Down goes Pooler, who takes a hard fall to the outside.
As Graham gets back up to a vertical base, Drake rocks him with a right hand. He then takes Graham and whips him into the corner. Drake charges into the corner and goes for a corner yakuza kick. But Graham catches his foot to cheers from the crowd. He then shoves Drake down to the canvas. After Drake rolls back up to his feet, Graham runs from out of the corner and takes him down with a hurricanrana. The crowd cheers. Graham picks up Drake and whips him into the ropes. When Drake comes back, Graham throws out a spinning backfist. But Drake ducks and runs into the ropes. When Drake comes back, Graham delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Oh no!
Clement: What a backbreaker that was by Graham. With Drake down and Pooler on the outside, Graham has to climb that ladder and climb it now!
While Drake arches his back in pain, Graham goes over, folds up the ladder and pushes it down onto the canvas. He then heads back up, picks up Drake and lifts him up across his shoulders. After turning around, Graham runs across the ring and delivers The Relapse of Robert Downey, Jr across the ladder to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: This is getting too hard to watch.
Clement: After everything that The Murder has done to this roster for the past year, I have zero sympathy for them. Zero!
While Drake is writhing in pain, Graham takes the ladder and brings it back towards the center of the ring. After standing it up, Graham begins to make his way up the ladder to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Pooler climbs up onto the apron, springboards onto the top rope, leaps off and knocks Graham off the ladder with a diving clothesline. The crowd boos as Graham holds his head in pain.
Grayson: Pooler with the save!
Pooler slowly rolls to the outside. After holding up the ring apron and looking underneath the ring, Pooler pulls out a table to boos from the crowd. He then goes looking back under the ring.... and pulls out a second table to boos from the crowd.
Clement: What in the world is he doing?
Grayson: What does it look like he's doing?
Pooler gets up, picks up the second table and sits it up on the outside. He then goes over, unfolds the legs on the first table and stacks it on top of the other table. The crowd boos as Pooler rolls back into the ring. After checking to see if Graham is still down, Pooler picks up the ladder. Once he checks to see that he's right under the belts, Pooler stands up the ladder. He begins to climb the ladder to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Madman rolls back in, runs over and pushes the ladder. The crowd cheers as Pooler falls off the ladder, hits the canvas... and quickly has the ladder fall right on him.
Grayson: Poor Pooler just had that ladder fall right on his face.
Cement: Aw, poor Bobby Pooler...
After moving the ladder off of Pooler, Madman picks him up, heads into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. After a European Uppercut, Madman steps back towards the center of the ring. He looks out at the crowd and yells “READY!” to cheers from the crowd. When he gets down in a three point stance, he yells out “DOWN!” Madman then charges forward and connects with the Tecmo Elbows. The crowd yells out “HUT!” with each elbow. The crowd cheers as Pooler stumbles from out of the corner and falls flat on his face.
On the outside, Graham takes the second ladder and sets it up so that it's sitting along the apron and the top of the barricade. After rolling back into the ring, the Shoot Kings pick up Pooler and whip him into the ropes. When Pooler comes back, the Shoot Kings double hip toss him over the top rope and down onto the ladder to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Oh no!
Clement: Bob Pooler just got flung over the top rope and landed right on that ladder. His spine will never be the same after that one...
As Pooler is writhing in pain and with Drake still down, Madman sets up the second ladder in the center of the ring, Madman begins to climb the ladder as Graham steps out onto the apron and begins to climb the turnbuckles.
Grayson: What is he doing?
Clement: Graham's about to end this once and for all...
Once he reaches the top turnbuckle, Graham flips off, going for A Clockwork orange. But Pooler is able to roll off the ladder, causing Graham to connect with nothing but the ladder to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: YES!
After landing hard on the ladder, Graham's body bounces off and falls to the floor. The crowd boos as Graham curls up in pain. As Ariel rushes over to check on him, Madman looks back and sees Graham down on the outside. He then looks back up and sees the two belts hanging. Madman decides to keep climbing as the crowd cheers.
Clement: Madman's got to keep climbing. He's almost there!
After climbing up onto the fourth to last step, Madman reaches up.... but the crowd sighs as the belts are just right out of his reach. He ascends one more steps and reaches up. He's got his hands on both titles to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Drake gets up and pushes over the ladder. As the ladder falls, Madman jumps off. But he ends up getting clipped by the top rope to boos from the crowd. Madman can be seen holding his chest in immense pain. After Pooler slowly rolls back into the ring, he reaches up and pulls himself up using the ropes. Back across the ring, Drake rushes over and puts the boots to Madman to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Madman was right there! Those belts were that close to becoming theirs...
As Drake goes off to set up the ladder, Pooler picks up Madman and delivers the 5-7-5 to the chest. The crowd boos as Madman clutches his chest in pain. After sliding the ladder over towards the corner, Drake goes over and picks up Madman. He brings him over towards the corner before sitting him up on the top turnbuckle. Drake then turns around, grabs Madman and plants him with a rope-hung ace cutter onto the ladder. The crowd boos as Madman is motionless.
Grayson: It's over, Kev. Graham is down. Madman is down. It's over. The Murder is about to get back what is rightfully theirs...
After kicking Madman off the ladder, Pooler drags the ladder back towards the center of the ring. He then picks up Madman and body slams him on top of it as Drake heads out onto the apron. Drake scans the crowd. He takes in all of the boos and jeers that are directed at his and Pooler's way. He then walks along the apron and begins to climb the turnbuckles. Once he gets to the top, he's got Madman set up perfectly for Mors Vincit to boos from the crowd. But the boos turn to cheers as Graham climbs up onto the apron and shoves Drake off the top turnbuckle. Drake goes flying off the top turnbuckle and crashes against the barricade to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: That no good son of a ... GAH! Damn him.
Pooler immediately darts over towards the ropes. He leaps through the ropes and spears Graham off the apron and to the floor with a High Velocity Hug. The crowd boos as both men are down.
Clement: My God what a spear that was by Pooler! Pooler just speared Graham off the apron and to the floor! Did you hear that? The sickening thud as Graham landed on the floor?
Pooler slowly pulls himself up using the edge of the apron. After rolling back into the ring, Pooler picks up the ladder. After setting the ladder up, Pooler begins to climb it to boos from the crowd. But the boos quickly turn to cheers as Madman gets up and begins to climb the other side. Pooler sees this, so he begins to pick up the pace. Once he's near the top, he reaches up and grabs one of the belts to boos from the crowd. But Madman quickly punches him in the midsection, doubling him over. Madman then takes Pooler and slams his head against the top step to cheers from the crowd. Pooler then nails him with a right hand. But Madman comes back with an open hand palm strike. He then nails Pooler with another palm strike... and another... and another. The crowd cheers as Pooler leans back. But he quickly lunges forward and pokes Madman in the eye. The crowd boos as Pooler reaches up and grabs a hold of the belts. But Madman connects with a hard right hand. After slamming Pooler's head against the top step, he grabs Pooler, jumps off the ladder....
Clement: No, Madman, no...
and brings him down with a swinging neckbreaker to cheers and applause from the crowd.
Clement: Swinging neckbreaker from near the top of the ladder! My God what a move!
Grayson: This is insane, Kevin!
Both men remain down.... until Madman raises his arm in the air to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: I don't believe it!
He slowly turns over onto all fours. Ariel can be seen slapping the canvas, trying her hardest to will her husband up to his feet. As the crowd joins in, Madman slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles over to the ropes. After gathering his bearings, Madman grabs the ladder and brings it back towards the center of the ring. After setting up the ladder, Madman begins to climb to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: I can't watch....
Clement: He's climbing the ladder! Madman's climbing the ladder!
After about halfway up, Madman takes a look around and sees that both members of The Murder are still down. So he continues to climb to cheers from the crowd. Once he's near the top, Madman reaches up to grab the title belts to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Chandler Scott rolls into the ring, gets up and pushes over the ladder. Madman falls off the ladder and goes crashing through the stacked tables to a downpour boos from the crowd.
Grayson: YES!
Clement: CHANDLER SCOTT!? What the hell did he do that for? That son of a bitch!
Grayson: I don't know why and I don't care. I know one thing, I'm happy!
Clement: Madman Szalinski had his hands on those belts! The Shoot Kings had this match won! And then that rat bastard Chandler Scott shoves him off the ladder! What is he even doing here. He doesn't even work here anymore!
As Chandler rolls out of the ring and hops the barricade, Ariel immediately rushes over to Madman. She tries to revive him. But Madman is motionless and out cold.
Grayson: You mind as well save your breath, toots, he's not getting up.
Drake slowly rolls back into the ring to boos from the crowd. He gets up to his feet, takes the ladder and drag it back towards the center of the ring. After taking a look around, Drake climbs the ladder to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Oh, come on....
After stopping halfway, Drake looks around and sees Graham and Madman still down. So he smirks as he continues to climb the ladder.
Clement: No... no.... not like this! Not like this!
Once he's near the top, Drake grabs one of the belts and unhooks it from the rung. He then reaches over and yanks down the other title belt to boos from the crowd. The referee then calls for the bell.
"Man in the Box" blares throughout the building to boos from the crowd.
Cruz: Here and your winners and the new Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Champions, THE MURDER!
A battered, beaten and bruised Drake slowly descends down the ladder as Graham crawls over towards Madman. Meanwhile, Drake stumbles over to the outside where he congratulates Pooler.
Clement: The Shoot Kings got robbed!
Grayson: Oh quit your crying.
Clement: The Murder complaining about having those belts stolen from them. Well they just stole this match from the Shoot Kings. This isn't right!