MAIN EVENT
Steel Cage Mayhem
The Murder vs. Pat Gordon Jr, Ryan Kidd & Kevin Hardaway
Cruz: The following contest is your main event of the evening. And it is STEEL CAGE MAYHEM!
The crowd cheers.
Cruz: The match will start off with one man from both sides inside the fifteen foot high steel cage. Every five minutes, another man from each team will enter the ring. Eliminations can occur at any time. There are no disqualifications and no count outs. The only way to be eliminated is by pinfall or submission. The last remaining man or men standing will win.
Clement: This is what it's all come down to. All the injuries, the attacks, the screw jobs, the muggings. This is what it's all led to right here. Steel Cage Mayhem. I don't think any of these six men will ever be the same after leaving this match.
The lights go out in the arena as Alice In Chain's “Man In The Box” starts playing over the speaker system. The strobe lights begin flickering on the entrance curtain in pace with the drum and base line until they reach a crescendo at the chorus and Malcolm Drake bursts through the curtain. Drake stops beyond the curtain, casting wary sideways glances at the fans along ringside.
Cruz: Introducing first, representing The Murder. From Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 183 pounds. He is the Head Crow of The Murder, MALCOLM DRAKE!
He recoils from those fans that attempt to touch him, screaming at them and smacking himself in the head along the way to the ring. Drake looks up slowly as the structure. He tugs away at the outside wall before walking up the steps and entering through the door. He turns back towards the ring, slouching in the corner; scratching his head and chest hair.
Clement: Earlier today, a coin toss was held to determine who could get the one man advantage. Judging by the fact that Malcolm Drake is out here first, The Murder clearly won that coin toss.
Grayson: And that is awful news for Team Patty Cake.
'Chariots of Fire' fills the arena, cuing the arrival of Pat Gordon, Jr., who steps through the curtain. He makes his way to the ring, giving out high-fives to any outstretched hands along the way.
Cruz: And his opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 242 pounds. He is the "Southie Scrapper", PAT GORODN, JR!
He does a lap around the ring, never taking his eyes off of Drake. He then runs up the steps and enters through the cage door.
The bell sounds as PGJr runs over and knocks down Drake with a Wicked Lariat to cheers from the crowd. Drake gets back up, but PGJr knocks him down with another Wicked Lariat. The crowd cheers. As Drake gets back up, PGJr grabs him and whips him into the ropes. When Drake comes back, PGJr turns him inside out with another Wicked Lariat to cheers from the crowd. He then goes over, mounts himself on top of Drake and hammers away with rights in rapid succession.
Clement: Look at Pat go! Six months of hell has just been unleashed onto the Head Crow.
Grayson: All he has to do is survive for five minutes. Then it's either Dom or Bob. And then it will be easy pickings.
PGJr gets up, picks up Drake, brings him into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. He then turns Drake around and unleashes a series of knife-edge chops that echo throughout the building. He then takes Drake and whips him into the opposite corner. PGJr charges across the ring. But Drake greets him with an elbow to the face. As PGJr turns and stumbles away from the ropes, Drake comes from out of the corner, grabs him from behind and tosses him into the cage wall. The crowd boos as PGJr and bounces off the cage wall.
Drake picks up PGJr, runs and tosses him into the second cage wall. PGJr bounces off the wall and falls to the canvas. Drake picks up PGJr, runs and throws him into the third cage wall. The crowd boos as PGJr bounces off the cage wall and falls to the mat. Drake smirks as he's enjoying his destruction of PGJr. He picks up PGJr and runs towards the fourth cage wall. But PGJr puts on the brakes, turns and hip tosses Drake into the fourth cage wall to cheers from the crowd. Drake bounces off the wall and falls to the canvas. PGJr picks up Drake and repeatedly slams his head against the cage wall. After turning Drake around, PGJr unleashes a combination of rights and lefts to the midsection. After a right hook to the body, Drake stumbles into the corner. PGJr goes into the corner, turns Drake around, climbs up onto the middle rope and bites on his forehead to cheers from the crowd. He then begins to punch Drake as the crowd counts along.
Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!
The crowd cheers as PGJr reaches down and gouges Drake's eyes.
Cruz: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
[Buzzer]
Out from the back walks Dom Harter to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Here comes the former FGA Champion!
Clement: Dom Harter out here now. I would have expected Pooler to be next.
Grayson: No, I think The Murder knew that Pat was dumb enough to send himself out there first. So just in case Gordon gave them a bit more fight than expected, they'd send Harter out to put him down.
Back in the ring, PGJr takes Drake and whips him hard into the opposite corner. As Drake stumbles out, PGJr brings him down with a back body drop. He then turns and faces the cage door as the ref opens it up. As Harter walks up the steps and enters through the door, PGJr darts over and hammers away with clubbing shots to the head and neck. The crowd cheers. But the cheers turn to boos as Harter switches position and presses PGJr against the corner. PGJr tries to free himself, but Harter is holding onto the middle ropes for dear life. While PGJr is stuck in the corner, Drake comes from out of nowhere and nails him in the face with a yakuza kick. The crowd boos.
Clement: And there's that two on one advantage at work.
After Harter lets go, the two crows mudhole stomp PGJr down into the corner. Drake then chokes PGJr as Harter stomps away at his chest. Drake then lets go, allowing Harter to choke him. The crowd boos as Drake walks over and taunts the crowd by repeatedly shaking the cage wall. Harter picks up PGJr and whips him into the opposite corner. Harter then runs across the ring and connects with a running double knee lift to the chest, sending PGJr crumbling from out of the corner. Drake then heads over, hooks both of PGJr's legs and leans back, catapulting him against the cage wall. The crowd boos as PGJr bounces off the cage wall and falls to the canvas. Harter goes over, picks up PGJr and slams his head against the cage wall. He begins to grate PGJr's forehead against the cage wall, busting his forehead open to boos from the crowd. Both crowd then bring PGJr back towards the center of the ring, only to run forward and toss him into the cage wall. The crowd boos as PGJr bounces off the wall and falls to the mat.
Clement: This is the worst thing that could happen. The heart and soul of this team, Pat Gordon Jr is being systematically taken apart.
Grayson: No, this is great. Pat gets to be put out of his misery first while his teammates have to dred over what's going to happen to them.
Drake bounces into the ropes. When he comes back, he connects with a fist drop. He then picks up PGJr and nails him with a knee to the midsection, doubling him over. Harter then runs over and knocks down PGJr with a high knee lift. Harter then picks up PGJr and scoops him up across his shoulder. He then tosses PGJr in the air. Drake catches him in mid air and delivers an Ace Cutter to boos from the crowd.
Cruz: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
[Buzzer]
Ryan Kidd runs down to the ring to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: And here comes Kidd...
As Kidd approaches ringside, the ref goes to open the door for him. But Drake and Harter quickly run over and pull back on the door. The crowd boos as they keep Kidd locked on the outside. The ref tries to pull back. But he's no match for The Murder's strength. So Kidd decides to climb up the cage wall to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: This isn't fair! They're keeping Kidd out of this match.
Grayson: No, it's smart. But I'll tell you what isn't - Kidd climbing that cage. What is he thinking?
Once Kidd is halfway up the wall, Drake and Harter go back over and attack PGJr. The two continue to put the boots to PGJr as Kidd is now up on the top of the cage. Drake turns, then does a double take. He gets Harter's attention and points to the top of the cage wall. As Harter turns around and looks up, Kidd leaps off the cage wall and takes Harter down with a flying cross body block. Cheers and applause can be heard throughout the crowd.
Clement: What a dive by Ryan Kidd!
Grayson: He is insane!
As both Harter and Kidd are down, Drake picks up PGJr. He throws a right hand. But PGJr blocks and counters with one of his own. Drake throws another right hand. But PGJr blocks and counters with one of his own. PGJr then rattles off a series of snapping jabs, followed by a right hook that knocks him down. The crowd cheers. Drake gets back up, but PGJr knocks him back down with another right hand. Drake gets up, but PGJr knocks him down with a discus punch to cheers from the crowd.
On the other side of the ring, Kidd brings Harter into the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up onto the middle ropes and punches Harter while the crowd counts along.
Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
Harter reaches up and nails Kidd with a low blow. The crowd boos as Kidd falls off the ropes and lands on the canvas. Back on the other side of the ring, PGJr unleashes a series of shoulder thrusts to the midsection. Meanwhile, Harter picks up Kidd and whips him hard chest-first into the corner. As Kidd stumbles back, Harter grabs him from behind and delivers an inverted implant DDT. The crowd boos.
In the corner, PGJr chokes Drake to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Harter drops to his knees and low blows him from behind. Drake then nails him with a punch to the face that knocks him down. Harter then heads into the corner as Drake picks up PGJr. After Harter hoists himself up onto the middle ropes, Drake positions PGJr for a piledriver. Harter then jumps off and the two deliver a spike piledriver to boos from the crowd.
Grayson: Someone may need to throw in the towel for these two.
Clement: No. These two men won't quit, especially to The Murder.
Grayson: Oh well, it's their problem...
As Kidd gets up, The Murder run over and deliver a series of clubbing shots to boos from the crowd. They then pick up Kidd and whip him into the ropes. When Kidd comes back, The Murder throws him down with a big double back body drop. The crowd cheers as Kidd arches his back in pain. Harter then picks up Kidd, hooks his arms and plants him with Spin the Black Circle. The crowd boos.
Cruz: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
[Buzzer]
Bob Pooler makes his way to the ring to boos from the crowd.
Clement: And here's that damn turncoat Bob Pooler. He should be in there fighting alongside Gordon.
Grayson: Don't you get it? He was never Pat's friend. He was always in The Murders back pocket the entire time!
Back in the ring, Drake picks up Kidd and whips him into the corner. He then runs across the ring and connects with a yakuza kick to boos from the crowd. Pooler then gets in the ring. Harter picks up PGJr and whips him into the corner. Pooler runs across the ring and connects with a hangtime dropkick to boos from the crowd. Drake picks up Kidd and shoves him back into the corner. Pooler runs over and connects with another hangtime dropkick to boos from the crowd.
Clement: Bob Pooler now getting his licks in. I bet he feels real good about himself.
Grayson: I'm sure he does.
Drake and Pooler take Kidd and place him between the ring ropes and the cage wall. Pooler presses Kidd up against the cage wall and chokes him as Drake runs into the ropes. When Drake comes back, Pooler lets go as Drake connects with another yakuza kick. The crowd boos as the trapped Kidd slumps down between the cage wall and the ropes. Harter then drags Kidd back into the ring. Pooler then bounces into the ropes. When he comes back, he delivers a jumping leg drop onto Kidd. The crowd boos. As Harter goes to pick up PGJr, PGJr nails him with a series of right hands to the midsection. But Drake knocks him down from behind with a double ax handle smash. Drake and Harter then pick up PGJr and and irish whip him over towards Pooler, who clocks him in the face with a Roaring Elbow. The crowd boos.
Grayson: Goodnight!
Pooler then heads into the corner and climbs up onto the middle ropes. Drake and Harter pick up Kidd and whip him over towards the corner. Pooler quickly leaps off and knocks him down with a diving European Uppercut. The crowd boos. Pooler then takes Kidd and rolls him over onto his stomach as Drake can be seen climbing the cage. Pooler grabs Kidd by the arms, lifts him up and then delivers a curb stomp to boos from the crowd. He turns Kidd over and makes the cover.
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PGJr dives over and shoves Pooler off of Kidd to cheers from the crowd. But the cheers turn to boos as Pooler and Harter put the boots to him. Pooler then heads back over and makes the cover on Kidd.
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Cruz: Ryan Kidd has been eliminated!
Grayson: See you later, Kidd! Ha ha!
As Harter picks up PGJr, PGJr quickly grabs him and delivers a jawbreaker to cheers from the crowd. Pooler goes over for a clothesline. But PGJr ducks. When Pooler turns around, PGJr rattles off a series of jabs before dropping him with a right hand. The crowd cheers. Harter gets up, but PGJr knocks him down with a Wicked Lariat. The crowd cheers. Pooler gets back up, but PGJr knocks him down with a Wicked Lariat. The crowd cheers. As Pooler and Harter get back up, PGJr grabs them and slams their heads together with a double noggin knocker to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: The hell is he doing?
Clement: Fighting back! There's no way Gordon is going to lay down for these men.
Grayson: You may think him going out swinging is something cute. But he's hurting no one but himself.
While both Pooler and Harter are dazed, PGJr runs into the ropes. When PGJr comes back, Pooler nails him with Dr. Teeth to boos from the crowd. He then picks up PGJr, hooks his arms, lifts him up and throws him down with the Midnight:30. The crowd boos as Harter picks up PGJr and whips him hard chest-first into the ropes. As PGJr stumbles back, Harter nails him with a rabbit punch that doubles him over. He then hoists PGJr up and plants him with Goodnight To The World to boos from the crowd. After Pooler and Harter drag PGJr into position, Drake leaps from off the top of the cage wall and crashes on top of PGJr with the Mors Vincit.
Clement: Good GOD what an elbow drop!
Grayson: That's it. It's over...
The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Cruz: Pat Gordon, Jr has been eliminated!
Clement: This is the worst case scenario. We know who is coming next. But there are three relatively fresh men still in that ring. And they aren't exactly the welcoming committee inside that cage.
Grayson: If I was Hardaway, I'd throw in the towel and live to fight another day. No sense in getting beat up because of Pat Gordon.
The three members of The Murder head into three different corner, climbs up onto the ropes and pose to boos from the crowd.
Cruz: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
[Buzzer]
Kevin Hardaway rushes down to the ring to an explosion of cheers.
As Hardaway rounds ringside, Pooler runs over and delivers a baseball slide, kicking the door right into Hardaway's face. The crowd boos as Hardaway goes down. Harter and Drake cheer him on from inside the cage as Pooler steps to the outside. He puts the boots to Hardaway to boos from the crowd. The ref on the outside tells him to get back into the ring. Pooler responds by grabbing him and slamming his head against the side of the cage wall.
Clement: Come on, Pooler! Was that even necessary?
Grayson: Of course it wasn't. But who cares!
Pooler then picks up Hardaway and whips him into the barricade. Hardaway can be seen arching his back in pain. After sizing Hardaway up, Pooler charges down ringside. But Hardaway counters the oncoming attack with a back body drop, sending Pooler flying into the crowd. The crowd cheers.
Grayson: Ah!
Clement: That's one way to even the odds! Go Kevin, go!
Hardaway heads down ringside, walks up the steps and enters the ring. Both Harter and Drake circle Hardaway. Hardaway tries to keep his head on a swivel. But it's to no avail as The Murder swoops in, attacking him with clubbing shots to boos from the crowd. They then take Hardaway and whip him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, The Murder sets up for a double back body drop. But Hardaway stops and kicks Harter square in the face to cheers from the crowd. Drake stands up, but he gets a stiff forearm strike to the face for his troubles. Harter comes back, but he's met with a forearm strike to the face. Hardaway turns and nails Drake with a forearm strike to the face. He then takes Drake and goes for an irish whip. But Drake reverses, sending him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, Drake goes for a lariat. But Hardaway ducks, swings around Drake and goes for a German Suplex. But the crowd boos as Harter attacks with a double ax handle smash from behind.
Clement: And once again, The Murder uses their numbers advantage.
Grayson: And they shouldn't?
The Murder then takes Hardaway, runs and tosses him against the cage wall. The crowd boos as Hardaway bounces off the wall and falls to the canvas. Harter picks up Hardaway and whips him into the corner. He charges into the corner and goes for a yakuza kick. But Hardaway moves out of the way. While Harter's foot is stuck across the top rope, Hardaway kicks him between the legs to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: And now that makes two men down!
Grayson: No, no, no! This was supposed to be a clean sweep!
As Harter falls down in pain, Drake leaps over and tackles Hardaway into the ropes. He then delivers a series of shoulder thrusts to boos from the crowd. He takes Hardaway and whips him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, Drake goes for a back body drop. But Hardaway slips down from behind. When Drake turns around, Hardaway nails him with a series of alternating shoot kicks to the midsection. He then connects with a spinning back kick to the midsection. While Drake is doubled over, Hardaway grabs him and whips him into the corner. He then charges into the corner and connects with a Rolling Koppu Kick to cheers from the crowd. Back on the outside, Pooler can be seen climbing over the barricade and limping down ringside.
Grayson: Hardaway's trick only worked for so long. Now he's really going to get it!
Back in the ring, Hardaway takes Drake and whips him into the ropes. When Drake comes back, Hardaway hoists him in the air. As Drake falls, Hardaway connects with a European Uppercut to cheers from the crowd. As Harter pulls himself up in the corner using the ropes, Hardaway runs up behind and connects with the KTFO~! to cheers from the crowd. He then goes back over to Drake, kicks him in the midsection, lifts him up and delivers The End of Heartache to cheers from the crowd. He makes the cover.
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Cruz: Malcolm Drake has been eliminated!
Grayson:What!? No!
Clement: Hardaway just narrowed The Murder down to two!
As Hardaway gets up, Pooler creeps back into the ring. As Pooler runs up behind him, Hardaway turns around. Pooler then leaps up and takes him down with the Equilibrium. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: That s.o.b....
Pooler picks up Hardaway and delivers a European Uppercut. Hardaway answers with one of his own. Pooler delivers another European Uppercut. Hardaway responds with one of his own. Pooler delivers yet another European Uppercut. Hardaway comes back with one of his own. Pooler then rakes Hardaway across the eyes to boos from the crowd. He then takes Hardaway and whips him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, Pooler tackles him down with the High Velocity Hug. The crowd boos as he makes the cover.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Clement: Hardaway got his shoulder up!
Grayson: How!?
Harter comes over and helps Pooler put the boots to Hardaway. The two then pick up Hardaway and whip him hard into the corner. As Hardaway stumbles out, The Murder delivers a double back body drop to boos from the crowd. Harter makes the cover.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Pooler picks up Hardaway, only to plant him with a snap DDT. The crowd boos as he turns over and makes the cover.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: Dammit, stay down Hardaway!
Clement: They can beat him. They can pummel him. But Kevin Hardaway is Unbreakable!
Grayson: Oh give me a break!
Harter picks up Hardaway and whips him hard chest-first into the corner. As Hardaway stumbles back, Harter holds him from behind to boos from the crowd. Pooler then sizes him up before delivering Dr. Teeth. But Hardaway ducks, causing Harter to accidental be superkicked to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: AH! No!
After checking on Harter, Pooler turns around into a clothesline. The crowd cheers. Pooler gets up, but Hardaway knocks him down with another clothesline. The crowd cheers. As Pooler gets up, Hardaway delivers an inverted atomic drop, followed by a spinning backfist that knocks knocks Pooler down. The crowd cheers. Hardaway picks up Pooler and whips him into the ropes. When Pooler comes back, Hardaway turns him inside out with a Decap Lariat. The crowd cheers. He then picks up Pooler, lifts him up and delivers the Williams Driver to cheers from the crowd.
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Cruz: Bob Pooler has been eliminated!
Grayson: Dammit!
Clement: This crowd is on their feet! They're solidly behind Kevin Hardaway! It's now down to him and Harter!
Harter slowly gets up to his feet. He looks to his left, then looks to his right. His eyes widen with shock as he realizes what's behind him. Harter slowly turns around. But Hardaway is waiting with a right hand that knocks him down. Harter gets up, but Hardaway knocks him down with another punch to cheers from the crowd. As Harter gets up, Hardaway grabs him, runs and throws him into the cage wall. The crowd cheers as Harter bounces off the cage and falls to the canvas. Hardaway picks up Harter and whips him into the ropes. When Harter comes back, Hardaway scoops him up across his shoulder, runs forward and launches him head-first into the cage wall. The crowd cheers as Harter bounces off the cage wall and falls to the canvas. Hardaway makes the cover.
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Harter gets his arm up to boos from the crowd.
Hardaway picks up Hardaway and goes for an irish whip. But Harter reverses, sending him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, he turns Harter inside out with a Decap Lariat. The crowd cheers. He then sits Harter up before running into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, he connects with a Bakatare Sliding Kick. The crowd cheers as he makes the cover.
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Harter gets his shoulder up to boos from the crowd.
Hardaway picks up Harter and positions him for the William Driver. But Harter counters with a back body drop. The crowd boos. He then picks up Hardaway and plants him with a pulling piledriver. The crowd boos as Harter makes the cover.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Harter picks up Hardaway and whips him into the ropes. When Hardaway comes back, Harter throws him down with a spinebuster. The crowd boos as he rolls across Hardaway and hooks the leg.
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Hardaway gets his shoulder up to cheers from the crowd.
Harter picks up Hardaway and goes for an irish whip. But Hardaway reverses and knocks him down with a Decap Lariat to cheers from the crowd.
Grayson: How is this man even standing? How is he still fighting?
Clement: He's fighting for everyone attacked by The Murder. He's fighting for Pat Gordon, Jr and Ryan Kidd. He's fighting for FGA!
As both men get up, Harter throws a right hand. But Hardaway blocks and counters with one of his own. Harter then throws another right hand. But Hardaway blocks and counters with a European Uppercut. The crowd cheers. Harter throws another punch. But Hardaway ducks and counters with a spinning backfist to cheers from the crowd. Hardaway picks up Harter and whips him into the corner. Hardaway runs into the corner and connects with a running corner shining wizard to cheers from the crowd. He then hops down, grabs Harter and delivers a running bulldog from out of the corner. The crowd cheers. As Harter rolls over onto his back, Hardaway heads into the corner. After climbing up onto the top turnbuckle, he leaps off and goes for a diving double foot stomp. But Harter rolls out of the way. The momentum sends Hardaway rolling forward. After getting back up to his feet, Hardaway turns around. But Harter runs over and nails him with a kick below the belt to boos from the crowd. While Hardaway is doubled over, Harter lifts him up and plants him with Goodnight To The World. He makes the cover.
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"Superunknown" plays to boos from the crowd.
Cruz: Here is your winner, representing The Murder, DOM HARTER!
As Harter lays on his back, the ref kneels down and raises his arm to boos and jeers from the crowd.
Grayson: Yes! Dom has done it, proving once again what a Tenacious Little Bastard he really is!
Clement: ...
Grayson: You've got nothing else to say, do you? It's over. Pat Gordon, Jr failed! Ryan Kidd failed! And Kevin Hardaway failed! They thought this was the end of The Murder. They hoped and prayed that this would be their final resting place. But in the end, The Murder soars through the air victorious!