[Session #6] Anonymous
Jul 13, 2013 19:30:52 GMT -5
Post by Jerry on Jul 13, 2013 19:30:52 GMT -5
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Most of you seem to be amused at what happened to me in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
It’s not funny, it was a travesty.
I’ve been ignored and scoffed at by this company long enough. I refuse to stand by while Justice Young has free reign to prey on his next victim whether it be Alexia Brandt or Allison James.
I’m going to do what any strong woman should do. I’m going to take the fight right to Frontier Grappling Art’s doorstep with the help of some new friends.
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
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:The transmission begins as darkness, shortly accompanied by intense intro music. The darkness is replaced by a now infamous logo for those who frequent cyberspace; a headless figure dawning a black suit and tie over a white shirt with a question mark where the head should be. Behind the figure is the notorious logo of Anonymous. The voice over begins, which sounds vaguely familiar sans being synthesized for disguise through a cheap microphone.:
Hello my friends…
We are Anonymous.
If you are listening to this, then you are probably aware of your surroundings.
If you are listening to this, then you are the resistance.
We have been watching FGA as events unfold around you, and truth be told, we are highly displeased.
The monstrosities carried out by Frontier Grappling Arts on a daily basis are growing old. We are here to bring these vile acts to light.
Over the past month, the leadership of this company has created an atmosphere of fear. This fear surrounds the employment of a serial sexual harasser, known as Justice Young. Weeks ago Mr. Young sexually assaulted the honorable Tiffany Lawrence Michaels backstage during a DVD taping.
The video from this taping was sent to us after FGA’s inaction in this matter forced the chaste recipient of this brutal assault to seek assistance. The word is now out. The world will now see the malice and irresponsible response from arrogant leadership within FGA management.
Expect us to spread truth throughout this deceitful company. We shall make our presence known and we shall never back down.
We will take up the battle against self-imposed Incremental Degradation. We shall not idly sit by and allow FGA to dismiss the achievements of great athletes, such as Chandler Scott, forcing him to take his talents elsewhere.
Hey! Stay on topic!!!
You slapped my iPad scar!!! Err…
You may attempt to silence your victims through conceited legal responses; however, we are Anonymous, we are Legion, we do not forgive, and we do not forget.
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I’ve been in and around this sport far too long to be made a fool of.
Underneath the goofy outfits and jackets with bright lights, I see talent. It’s a good shtick, and I’m sure you’ve both done well in luring lesser opponents into a false sense of security Mario Brothers. Unfortunately for both of you, I see right through it.
This isn’t going to be another easy victory for the Usual Suspects; this hasn’t been our typical FGA opponents like The Moto and KoolStorm. Next Saturday night, Chris Tryon and I step into the ring with two men who might actually seize the moment and end the short winning streak that we’ve started on our way to earn tag team gold.
Unlike my tag team partner, I’ll give credit where it’s due. I’ve seen your matches from past FGA shows and I’ve seen what you can do. The only reason Super Mario Wrestling Brothers isn’t a household name in Frontier Grappling Arts is there was no legitimate tag team division. Things have changed since then Matt and Landon. The tag team scene is heating up in FGA. Now you’ve both made your triumphant return to showcase your abilities, and perhaps even win some gold in the process.
Unfortunately, while you both have the talent to carry each other to great success, I find myself disappointed in your means to achieve it.
I don’t know if you’re both still performing or if you actually starting to believe in this idiotic diversion that you’ve concocted. Conversely I’m not going to focus on that. I’m going to focus on studying your tendencies, your moves, and find patterns from your past match strategies to exploit. I’ve never tediously detailed my past to showcase my aptitude like every other person in this tournament. Yet I have seen everything that this sport can challenge you with and I’ve always ended out on top at some point or another. That experience is what will carry The Ususal Suspects past Super Mario Wrestling Brothers and every other team in this tournament.
So bring your jackets, fireballs, and anything else that you’ve got in your arsenal. You’re going to need it to steal a victory from us. Subsequently you’ll both find yourselves dumped on your head courtesy of a Jason Marx suplex, and before you can recover it’s Mass Destruction and lights out. Marios, there’s no power ups and extra lives in my ring. It’s game over.
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:A vivid sunny day in Bloomfield, New Jersey as the nation is entering its warmest months. More specifically, we’re presented with the parking lot for the offices used by Frontier Grappling Arts management. There’s absolutely nothing spectacular about the rutted and crazed blacktop lot, or even the standard, unimpressive three story classic white office building in the background.:
:This rather tedious imagery takes an unexpected transformation as the shot scans to the left, focusing on a growing horde of masked figures approaching the FGA offices. Muffled chants begin to materialize underneath the familiar Guy Fawkes masks as the mass continues their march. Despite the obvious phony message from earlier, this looks like a genuine protest from the world famous hacker group. Although, something still seems off.:
“It all starts here!”
:That already shrill voice being amplified by a megaphone can only belong to one person. Tiffany Lawrence Michaels parts the sea and steps through the group, consuming center stage on our view. Wearing a loose white tank top over a black sports bra and cutoff jean shorts, she turns to address her newfound allies.:
Tiffany: Gentlemen, we have refused to stand down. We have refused to allow another corporation to bully their victimized employees into silence. We have taken the fight to the heart of Frontier Grappling Arts. Here we stand, and this presence cannot be ignored!!!
:Cheers emerge from the odd looking Annonymous members who begin lifting their picket signs high and generic scripted chants. Tiffany turns to face us with a self-righteous smugness that you just want to spit at. Appearing next to her is the rotund sleaze ball cousin that she refers to as her “first-rate attorney.” Joey Davis, bothered by the sweltering heat, removes a handkerchief from the pocket of his loud, sweat stained, canary yellow dress shirt and begins wiping off his glistening forehead. The two cousins step forward, away from the group. Their dissimilar physical features cause many to ponder how they came from the same gene pool.:
Tiffany: I warned you FGA! I warned you that if you failed to take action against that disgusting and devious sexual predator, Justice Young, that you’d be sorry. *motioning by stretching out her arms* Look at the beautiful scenery behind you! Everyone thought that Tiffany Lawrence Michaels was nothing but a dumb piece of eye candy to be drooled over. I’ll have you know that I have a gifted mind and endless resources of contacts through my wonderful cousin. Now because you chose to scoff at me and every woman on the roster who must suffer through an interview with that pervert, you’re going to make international news!
Joey: Annonymous isn’t just your average group of protesters. They have been instrumental in such life changing movements as Occupy Wall-Street and the Arab spring. They have battled tyranny similar to the despots that run FGA in their fight against every oppressive government on the planet! Now they have set their sights on the plight of this poor, honest, and unblemished woman who had her innocence STOLLEN from her at the hands of a sexual deviant! How DARE the legal team employed by the authoritarian regime hiding behind these walls question my abilities as a lawyer, a position bestowed upon me by the great state of New Jersey! Do you think an “ambulance chasing hack” could pull THIS off?!?!
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While Marx is concerned about our momentum ending, I’m laughing.
While Marx is busy watching matches for strategy, I’m laughing.
While Marx is obviously reaching to shower you with respect for your abilities, I’m laughing.
While Marx is anticipating this matchup, I’m bored.
Actually, make that irritated. Frontier Grappling Arts has virtually had a genuine tag team gift wrapped for their use with the arrival of The Usual Suspects. Instead of capitalizing on legitimizing their pathetic tag team division, they’ve constantly belittled us with horrific opponents and let a dream match slip through their fingers. It’s absolutely nauseating that Chris Tryon is going to find himself standing in the opposite corner of... Super Mario Wrestling Brothers?
This is not what I signed up for when the old man convinced me that slumming around in the decaying cities of the North East US would lead to success. Look at what I’ve denigrated myself with: The Motto, KoolStorm, and now Marios! I’m beginning to wonder if I pulled a Pat Gordon, Jr. and signed with the wrong Frontier.
I’m becoming increasingly frustrated at the neglected mismanagement and direction of FGA. I once had hoped that I would be able to save this company from “Incremental Degradation” and breathe life into a floundering tag team division. It’s become apparent that FGA is on a path to self-destruction that nobody can change.
So once again, Chris Tryon finds himself forced to enter the ring with opponents that do not deserve to have the honor of losing to The Ususal Suspects. Once again, Chris Tryon will reluctantly travel to another dump on the FGA touring schedule. Once again, Chris Tryon performs a walk of shame to that ring, like a deflowered slut after a frat party, to degrade myself in disposing of growing FGA trash.
See the developing pattern here?
History will repeat itself and another team will find itself victim to Mass Destruction, hopefully snapping the neck of another undeserving grappler, and ending their run in FGA. I don’t make enough money for this shit.
I’m growing weary of having to bide my time to be placed on the main event stage where I belong. It’s time to take control of my destiny and carry The Ususal Suspects through this tournament; bringing respectability to the new Mid-Atlantic Tag Team titles. It’s the only scenario fitting for the establishment of a new championship as any other result will only end in disaster and irrelevancy.
Marios, while I might not be happy about this matchup, once that bell rings you will have my undivided attention. Only for the fact that disposing of you means moving on to higher quality opponents and the Suspects taking their rightful position within this company. Next Saturday, Chris Tryon does the wrestling world a favor by not making Super Mario Wrestling Brothers famous. Quite the opposite, I make you anonymous.
Call it evolution; only the strong survive.
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:Returning to our previous scene at the FGA headquarters, the mob scene has escalated somewhat. We see a number of security officers standing between the protesters and the building. In response, the odd Annonymous members have spread out from a tight ball to disorganized line. Ms. Michaels and Joey Davis are still standing behind the group with their attention focused on us.:
Tiffany: This is only the beginning FGA! You haven’t begun to feel the wrath of a woman scorned. As we speak, my faithful cousin has filed paperwork to move forward with our lawsuit for Hostile Work Environment. Your high powered legal team is not going to be able to save you this time. Look at the events that have unfolded since that dastardly pervert fondled me. We have finally been able to secure the security camera footage from that night, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Justice Young assaulted me! Chandler Scott has also come to my defense on Twitter, and I’m sure he’d be more than willing to be a character witness since he caught Justice visually defiling poor Madison! Chris assures me that a man such as Chandler Scott would NEVER lie!
Joey Davis: Yes, the evidence has certainly mounted against you FGA. It’s going to take more than fancy legal paperwork and insults from your lawyers to scare me off of this case. It’s going to be the slam dunk of my career as I posterize this company in the courtroom.
Tiffany: The clock is ticking gentlemen. I don’t have a problem ripping this company apart to receive justice from Justice. So before this case goes to trial, you may want to think about returning to a compromise. I’ll take nothing less than the firing of Justice Young, and now a cash settlement for the anguish and humiliation that I’ve had to go through since that incident.
Joey Davis: Oh yes, the pain and suffering this delicate flower of a woman has endured over the past month shall not go unnoticed. You might as well make it easy on yourselves and give in to her demands as I’m sure a jury will be VERY sympathetic.
:Tiffany raises her hand to her forehead as if she is about to pass out from the agony of the painful memory of being groped. As she’s still playing up to the camera, a member of the Anonymous group steps into the shot next to her. Now that we have a much closer view of a member of the infamous hacktivist faction we can definitely see that something is off. The Guy Fawkes mask is surely legitimate; however the dirty and torn shirt along with the ratty pair of jeans seems more appropriate for a vagrant panhandler than a hacker. Joey notices the man’s intrusion and looks uncomfortable.:
Anonymous??? Member: *clears his throat* Excuse me?
:Tiffany breaks her “sympathetic fainting” pose somewhat unexpectedly. Visibly irritated, she attempts to whisper to the man. Thankfully the sound technology packaged with the camera manages to pick up everything.:
Tiffany: What…do…you…want?
Maybe Not an Anonymous Member: It’s getting really hot under these masks. A lot of the guys are wondering how much longer we have to keep this up.
Tiffany: Idiot, don’t you see that the camera is still rolling?
Probably Not an Anonymous Member: C’mon lady, you promised us 50 bucks and some beer for this.
Tiffany: Joey…
Definitely Not an Anonymous Member: It’s hot and we’re getting thirsty. I have a street corner to get back to.
Tiffany: Joey, do something!!!!
:A puzzled Joey Davis motions for the man to follow him so he can receive his payment and beer. The other members of the group begin to take notice. Heads turn as the chants begin to die down, the signs begin to lower, and stampedes of fake Anonymous members run towards their treat. Tiffany Lawrence Michaels begins shaking in anger, trying to hold in her explosive temper long enough for the video transmission to end.:
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Most of you seem to be amused at what happened to me in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
It’s not funny, it was a travesty.
I’ve been ignored and scoffed at by this company long enough. I refuse to stand by while Justice Young has free reign to prey on his next victim whether it be Alexia Brandt or Allison James.
I’m going to do what any strong woman should do. I’m going to take the fight right to Frontier Grappling Art’s doorstep with the help of some new friends.
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
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:The transmission begins as darkness, shortly accompanied by intense intro music. The darkness is replaced by a now infamous logo for those who frequent cyberspace; a headless figure dawning a black suit and tie over a white shirt with a question mark where the head should be. Behind the figure is the notorious logo of Anonymous. The voice over begins, which sounds vaguely familiar sans being synthesized for disguise through a cheap microphone.:
Hello my friends…
We are Anonymous.
If you are listening to this, then you are probably aware of your surroundings.
If you are listening to this, then you are the resistance.
We have been watching FGA as events unfold around you, and truth be told, we are highly displeased.
The monstrosities carried out by Frontier Grappling Arts on a daily basis are growing old. We are here to bring these vile acts to light.
Over the past month, the leadership of this company has created an atmosphere of fear. This fear surrounds the employment of a serial sexual harasser, known as Justice Young. Weeks ago Mr. Young sexually assaulted the honorable Tiffany Lawrence Michaels backstage during a DVD taping.
The video from this taping was sent to us after FGA’s inaction in this matter forced the chaste recipient of this brutal assault to seek assistance. The word is now out. The world will now see the malice and irresponsible response from arrogant leadership within FGA management.
Expect us to spread truth throughout this deceitful company. We shall make our presence known and we shall never back down.
We will take up the battle against self-imposed Incremental Degradation. We shall not idly sit by and allow FGA to dismiss the achievements of great athletes, such as Chandler Scott, forcing him to take his talents elsewhere.
Hey! Stay on topic!!!
You slapped my iPad scar!!! Err…
You may attempt to silence your victims through conceited legal responses; however, we are Anonymous, we are Legion, we do not forgive, and we do not forget.
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
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I’ve been in and around this sport far too long to be made a fool of.
Underneath the goofy outfits and jackets with bright lights, I see talent. It’s a good shtick, and I’m sure you’ve both done well in luring lesser opponents into a false sense of security Mario Brothers. Unfortunately for both of you, I see right through it.
This isn’t going to be another easy victory for the Usual Suspects; this hasn’t been our typical FGA opponents like The Moto and KoolStorm. Next Saturday night, Chris Tryon and I step into the ring with two men who might actually seize the moment and end the short winning streak that we’ve started on our way to earn tag team gold.
Unlike my tag team partner, I’ll give credit where it’s due. I’ve seen your matches from past FGA shows and I’ve seen what you can do. The only reason Super Mario Wrestling Brothers isn’t a household name in Frontier Grappling Arts is there was no legitimate tag team division. Things have changed since then Matt and Landon. The tag team scene is heating up in FGA. Now you’ve both made your triumphant return to showcase your abilities, and perhaps even win some gold in the process.
Unfortunately, while you both have the talent to carry each other to great success, I find myself disappointed in your means to achieve it.
I don’t know if you’re both still performing or if you actually starting to believe in this idiotic diversion that you’ve concocted. Conversely I’m not going to focus on that. I’m going to focus on studying your tendencies, your moves, and find patterns from your past match strategies to exploit. I’ve never tediously detailed my past to showcase my aptitude like every other person in this tournament. Yet I have seen everything that this sport can challenge you with and I’ve always ended out on top at some point or another. That experience is what will carry The Ususal Suspects past Super Mario Wrestling Brothers and every other team in this tournament.
So bring your jackets, fireballs, and anything else that you’ve got in your arsenal. You’re going to need it to steal a victory from us. Subsequently you’ll both find yourselves dumped on your head courtesy of a Jason Marx suplex, and before you can recover it’s Mass Destruction and lights out. Marios, there’s no power ups and extra lives in my ring. It’s game over.
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
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:A vivid sunny day in Bloomfield, New Jersey as the nation is entering its warmest months. More specifically, we’re presented with the parking lot for the offices used by Frontier Grappling Arts management. There’s absolutely nothing spectacular about the rutted and crazed blacktop lot, or even the standard, unimpressive three story classic white office building in the background.:
:This rather tedious imagery takes an unexpected transformation as the shot scans to the left, focusing on a growing horde of masked figures approaching the FGA offices. Muffled chants begin to materialize underneath the familiar Guy Fawkes masks as the mass continues their march. Despite the obvious phony message from earlier, this looks like a genuine protest from the world famous hacker group. Although, something still seems off.:
“It all starts here!”
:That already shrill voice being amplified by a megaphone can only belong to one person. Tiffany Lawrence Michaels parts the sea and steps through the group, consuming center stage on our view. Wearing a loose white tank top over a black sports bra and cutoff jean shorts, she turns to address her newfound allies.:
Tiffany: Gentlemen, we have refused to stand down. We have refused to allow another corporation to bully their victimized employees into silence. We have taken the fight to the heart of Frontier Grappling Arts. Here we stand, and this presence cannot be ignored!!!
:Cheers emerge from the odd looking Annonymous members who begin lifting their picket signs high and generic scripted chants. Tiffany turns to face us with a self-righteous smugness that you just want to spit at. Appearing next to her is the rotund sleaze ball cousin that she refers to as her “first-rate attorney.” Joey Davis, bothered by the sweltering heat, removes a handkerchief from the pocket of his loud, sweat stained, canary yellow dress shirt and begins wiping off his glistening forehead. The two cousins step forward, away from the group. Their dissimilar physical features cause many to ponder how they came from the same gene pool.:
Tiffany: I warned you FGA! I warned you that if you failed to take action against that disgusting and devious sexual predator, Justice Young, that you’d be sorry. *motioning by stretching out her arms* Look at the beautiful scenery behind you! Everyone thought that Tiffany Lawrence Michaels was nothing but a dumb piece of eye candy to be drooled over. I’ll have you know that I have a gifted mind and endless resources of contacts through my wonderful cousin. Now because you chose to scoff at me and every woman on the roster who must suffer through an interview with that pervert, you’re going to make international news!
Joey: Annonymous isn’t just your average group of protesters. They have been instrumental in such life changing movements as Occupy Wall-Street and the Arab spring. They have battled tyranny similar to the despots that run FGA in their fight against every oppressive government on the planet! Now they have set their sights on the plight of this poor, honest, and unblemished woman who had her innocence STOLLEN from her at the hands of a sexual deviant! How DARE the legal team employed by the authoritarian regime hiding behind these walls question my abilities as a lawyer, a position bestowed upon me by the great state of New Jersey! Do you think an “ambulance chasing hack” could pull THIS off?!?!
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
- @#$@*$#@*#$*%@#$%^*@$#%^*@$#*%$@%#$%^@#$%^$@#%^$
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While Marx is concerned about our momentum ending, I’m laughing.
While Marx is busy watching matches for strategy, I’m laughing.
While Marx is obviously reaching to shower you with respect for your abilities, I’m laughing.
While Marx is anticipating this matchup, I’m bored.
Actually, make that irritated. Frontier Grappling Arts has virtually had a genuine tag team gift wrapped for their use with the arrival of The Usual Suspects. Instead of capitalizing on legitimizing their pathetic tag team division, they’ve constantly belittled us with horrific opponents and let a dream match slip through their fingers. It’s absolutely nauseating that Chris Tryon is going to find himself standing in the opposite corner of... Super Mario Wrestling Brothers?
This is not what I signed up for when the old man convinced me that slumming around in the decaying cities of the North East US would lead to success. Look at what I’ve denigrated myself with: The Motto, KoolStorm, and now Marios! I’m beginning to wonder if I pulled a Pat Gordon, Jr. and signed with the wrong Frontier.
I’m becoming increasingly frustrated at the neglected mismanagement and direction of FGA. I once had hoped that I would be able to save this company from “Incremental Degradation” and breathe life into a floundering tag team division. It’s become apparent that FGA is on a path to self-destruction that nobody can change.
So once again, Chris Tryon finds himself forced to enter the ring with opponents that do not deserve to have the honor of losing to The Ususal Suspects. Once again, Chris Tryon will reluctantly travel to another dump on the FGA touring schedule. Once again, Chris Tryon performs a walk of shame to that ring, like a deflowered slut after a frat party, to degrade myself in disposing of growing FGA trash.
See the developing pattern here?
History will repeat itself and another team will find itself victim to Mass Destruction, hopefully snapping the neck of another undeserving grappler, and ending their run in FGA. I don’t make enough money for this shit.
I’m growing weary of having to bide my time to be placed on the main event stage where I belong. It’s time to take control of my destiny and carry The Ususal Suspects through this tournament; bringing respectability to the new Mid-Atlantic Tag Team titles. It’s the only scenario fitting for the establishment of a new championship as any other result will only end in disaster and irrelevancy.
Marios, while I might not be happy about this matchup, once that bell rings you will have my undivided attention. Only for the fact that disposing of you means moving on to higher quality opponents and the Suspects taking their rightful position within this company. Next Saturday, Chris Tryon does the wrestling world a favor by not making Super Mario Wrestling Brothers famous. Quite the opposite, I make you anonymous.
Call it evolution; only the strong survive.
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:Returning to our previous scene at the FGA headquarters, the mob scene has escalated somewhat. We see a number of security officers standing between the protesters and the building. In response, the odd Annonymous members have spread out from a tight ball to disorganized line. Ms. Michaels and Joey Davis are still standing behind the group with their attention focused on us.:
Tiffany: This is only the beginning FGA! You haven’t begun to feel the wrath of a woman scorned. As we speak, my faithful cousin has filed paperwork to move forward with our lawsuit for Hostile Work Environment. Your high powered legal team is not going to be able to save you this time. Look at the events that have unfolded since that dastardly pervert fondled me. We have finally been able to secure the security camera footage from that night, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Justice Young assaulted me! Chandler Scott has also come to my defense on Twitter, and I’m sure he’d be more than willing to be a character witness since he caught Justice visually defiling poor Madison! Chris assures me that a man such as Chandler Scott would NEVER lie!
Joey Davis: Yes, the evidence has certainly mounted against you FGA. It’s going to take more than fancy legal paperwork and insults from your lawyers to scare me off of this case. It’s going to be the slam dunk of my career as I posterize this company in the courtroom.
Tiffany: The clock is ticking gentlemen. I don’t have a problem ripping this company apart to receive justice from Justice. So before this case goes to trial, you may want to think about returning to a compromise. I’ll take nothing less than the firing of Justice Young, and now a cash settlement for the anguish and humiliation that I’ve had to go through since that incident.
Joey Davis: Oh yes, the pain and suffering this delicate flower of a woman has endured over the past month shall not go unnoticed. You might as well make it easy on yourselves and give in to her demands as I’m sure a jury will be VERY sympathetic.
:Tiffany raises her hand to her forehead as if she is about to pass out from the agony of the painful memory of being groped. As she’s still playing up to the camera, a member of the Anonymous group steps into the shot next to her. Now that we have a much closer view of a member of the infamous hacktivist faction we can definitely see that something is off. The Guy Fawkes mask is surely legitimate; however the dirty and torn shirt along with the ratty pair of jeans seems more appropriate for a vagrant panhandler than a hacker. Joey notices the man’s intrusion and looks uncomfortable.:
Anonymous??? Member: *clears his throat* Excuse me?
:Tiffany breaks her “sympathetic fainting” pose somewhat unexpectedly. Visibly irritated, she attempts to whisper to the man. Thankfully the sound technology packaged with the camera manages to pick up everything.:
Tiffany: What…do…you…want?
Maybe Not an Anonymous Member: It’s getting really hot under these masks. A lot of the guys are wondering how much longer we have to keep this up.
Tiffany: Idiot, don’t you see that the camera is still rolling?
Probably Not an Anonymous Member: C’mon lady, you promised us 50 bucks and some beer for this.
Tiffany: Joey…
Definitely Not an Anonymous Member: It’s hot and we’re getting thirsty. I have a street corner to get back to.
Tiffany: Joey, do something!!!!
:A puzzled Joey Davis motions for the man to follow him so he can receive his payment and beer. The other members of the group begin to take notice. Heads turn as the chants begin to die down, the signs begin to lower, and stampedes of fake Anonymous members run towards their treat. Tiffany Lawrence Michaels begins shaking in anger, trying to hold in her explosive temper long enough for the video transmission to end.:
