Say hello to "Hot Stuff" Johnny Blayze
Jan 13, 2013 22:13:11 GMT -5
Post by shaunsindelman on Jan 13, 2013 22:13:11 GMT -5
[We fade up on a man's waistline; the shade of which is similar to a cocoa brown. As the camera pulls back, we see it belongs to a well-defined male with chiseled abs and pulsating pectoral muscles. And as the camera gets even wider, we see this man has short brown spiky hair and a pair of black Oakley sunglasses adorn his face. Below his waist, we see he is wearing tight white shorts w/ red & yellow flames on the front.]
Man: When TSWF went under, I sat around for weeks and waited day in and day out to find out where I would ply my trade next -- would it be PWX or would it be NAW or FGA. And when I got the call and they said "Congratulations! You get to grace the roster of Frontier Grappling Arts", I knew I was going to be in capable company.
I mean the locker room there has names like Ryan Kidd and Pat Gordon Junior, to name just a few.
But you must be asking yourself... just who *IS* this well-shaped specimen of male dominance? Who is this man who got the nod only mere hours after his highlight reel landed in the laps of those in the FGA office?
[He smiles]
Man: Well, the name's Johnny Blayze... but to all the female fans and members of the locker room here in FGA, I'm the one who's gonna set their world on fire because I'm HOT STUFF.
WOO!
And very soon, I'll be doing just that in Plymouth, MA at the Plymouth Memorial Hall for my first match. And what a match it's going to be.
Even if it only gets seen by the fans live in person.
But that's alright because you have to start somewhere...
[He raises a hand up in the air as if he is placing something on a shelf.]
Blayze: On one side, you have Dani Tyler.
[He raises his other hand in a similar fashion.]
Blayze: And on the other side, you have yours truly.... Johnny Blayze.
Now I wish I could say I was well aware of Dani's credentials but unfortunately I'm not. And it's safe to say she won't know a single frame of my work either.
And that's quite alright because by night's end, we'll know each other quite well…won't we, Dani? Just like that time I went sixty minutes with Cheri Wonder and then did another thirty with Misty Mae Williams.
[He pauses before shaking his head]
Blayze: On second thought…I don't think it will be like that at all.
No no no…it's really going to come down to my in-ring abilities... as opposed to my "other" abilities... to get the job done.
[He smirks]
Blayze: A job I plan to execute to the letter as I prove to everyone in FGA from the men and women in the locker room all the way to those watching at home on DVD that I am anything BUT a nobody who competes in dark matches in small gymnasiums and bingo halls all along the Northeastern coast.
[pause]
Blayze: All I want to know from you, Dani Tyler, is if you can stand the heat.
Because when you tangle with Johnny Blayze…
[pause]
You WILL get burned!
[He lowers his sunglasses as we fade out.]
Man: When TSWF went under, I sat around for weeks and waited day in and day out to find out where I would ply my trade next -- would it be PWX or would it be NAW or FGA. And when I got the call and they said "Congratulations! You get to grace the roster of Frontier Grappling Arts", I knew I was going to be in capable company.
I mean the locker room there has names like Ryan Kidd and Pat Gordon Junior, to name just a few.
But you must be asking yourself... just who *IS* this well-shaped specimen of male dominance? Who is this man who got the nod only mere hours after his highlight reel landed in the laps of those in the FGA office?
[He smiles]
Man: Well, the name's Johnny Blayze... but to all the female fans and members of the locker room here in FGA, I'm the one who's gonna set their world on fire because I'm HOT STUFF.
WOO!
And very soon, I'll be doing just that in Plymouth, MA at the Plymouth Memorial Hall for my first match. And what a match it's going to be.
Even if it only gets seen by the fans live in person.
But that's alright because you have to start somewhere...
[He raises a hand up in the air as if he is placing something on a shelf.]
Blayze: On one side, you have Dani Tyler.
[He raises his other hand in a similar fashion.]
Blayze: And on the other side, you have yours truly.... Johnny Blayze.
Now I wish I could say I was well aware of Dani's credentials but unfortunately I'm not. And it's safe to say she won't know a single frame of my work either.
And that's quite alright because by night's end, we'll know each other quite well…won't we, Dani? Just like that time I went sixty minutes with Cheri Wonder and then did another thirty with Misty Mae Williams.
[He pauses before shaking his head]
Blayze: On second thought…I don't think it will be like that at all.
No no no…it's really going to come down to my in-ring abilities... as opposed to my "other" abilities... to get the job done.
[He smirks]
Blayze: A job I plan to execute to the letter as I prove to everyone in FGA from the men and women in the locker room all the way to those watching at home on DVD that I am anything BUT a nobody who competes in dark matches in small gymnasiums and bingo halls all along the Northeastern coast.
[pause]
Blayze: All I want to know from you, Dani Tyler, is if you can stand the heat.
Because when you tangle with Johnny Blayze…
[pause]
You WILL get burned!
[He lowers his sunglasses as we fade out.]
